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Dave be like:
>Dave? That's me

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

who is this deadeyed balding fuck in the op? he looks seriously unwell

any uni drop out man in

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yea me

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why would i get the apple watch se over the series 3?

Didn't care about going to Oxbridge at all (even though I could probably have got in at master's level) until I went to a course at Oxford last summer and fell in love with the smug superiority of the place. Problem is I'm 27 now and it's a bit too late to be pissing around with even more degrees

reminder

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1494 Adam Loutfut, Kintyre Pursuivant, and scribe to Sir William Cumming of Inverallochy, is the earliest known writer to use the vernacular name Scots for the language when he translatit out of fraynche in Scottis the heraldic work called The Book of Ordre of Chyualry

aye, like 5 years ago

any pooey arse man in

magst du Hololive?

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>out of fraynche
diev et mon droit

>Book of Ordre of Chyualry
Wow yeah, never could've understood that without this Loutfut poofter.
Give up lad. It's English spelt by a retard. Every example you've given has only further proven that.

watame is best

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*lightbulb lights up above head*
I've got an idea lads!

4 years ago. Continuous downhill slide since then

Go on then...

Peng or grim?

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they're all a best to be quite (h)onest

What?
>its not a different language unless i can't understand everything
Ah. Then you speak the west frisian dialect.

benis in vagina lads

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i can't name names cause that's not cricket

Not even the same person or clothes.

hahah holy shit, my first job after graduating in 2017.

$41419 = £24.2k
$47386 = £27.6k
$52649 = £30.7k

I sold my self so short. Luckily in a great job now making decent money.

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two job applications down the internet tubes

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Fingered her in an alley behind Woolworths in
Jyväskylä once

Why are the Scots so insistent they have their own language anyway? Comes off as desperate and sweaty.

guess what "fraynche" means
guess where "chyualry" comes from

If I can see her underwear through her trousers grim I want to see arse crack only

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undeniably 'peng' as they say

Me, I regret it

Canadian salaries always sound so impressive until you realise that it's literally just monopoly money

into the abyss never to be seen again

feel like a boomer trying to learn skype when I look through telegram

They aren't.
Its just weird you deny history.
French... I still dont understand your point.

Apparently Germans think you're a freak if you ask for water in a restaurant.

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>guess where "chyualry" comes from
Latin
>guess what "fraynche" means
Land of the Franks, also Latin

the linguists are moaning about scots for the 6th time this week

diev et mon droit, that is my point

they are not true /r/HydroHomies >:(

that's how i felt about discord until i started treating it exactly like irc

it's literally just one stunted 18 year old

good thing i'm celto-helleno-latin

French is a Latin dialect

No. It's clearly not from Latin.

a toast! a toast to de lads!

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oooooooooooooooooooooh we're halfway there oh oh