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HATE HATE HATE Football

its coming home

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Reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=qOJreyDEqqY

This was /brit/'s video game

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wait till you see this one
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306219979566710784

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jesus fucking christ
which ever advisor told him that was a good idea is a Trump sleeper agent lmao

Need conscription back

what on earth is that

Americanised consumer unit

BRRRRRAPPPPP

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Little Britain: The Video Game

Lost all interest in watching England play

Gender is a product of sex. Gender naturally assigns at an early age because of the physical attributes of your sex. For example, if you are a woman you are less likely to use your strength associated with competitive sport, while men are more likely. Because women are weaker in frame and have 30% lighter bone density to a man. Therefore the gender characteristic is assigned, a culture is created because of your behaviour which in turn is because of your disposition.

grim caption...guy is fixated on race desu

Putting £5,000 on Trump to win. Easiest money I'll ever make.

hope its remastered for ps5

two fishcakes (tesco finest cod)
1 banana
1 lindt chocolate truffle

rate the supper lads.

LOL

na na na na na

nana nana na

nana nana na

Frisky

>2011+9
>putting ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

bit early to be eating the last meal of the day like
very random assortment
i`ll give it a..........
0/10

you having anything with the fishcakes?

Holy fucking shit lmfaooooo

rorke on the ropes

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what is it with people and fish cakes? baffling

why are some indian girls super peng but the rest look like they crawled out of the ganges and mutated?

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...

what does which you play have to do with gender

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bit of lemon juice

whats this phentoype called and where in the UK can i find it?? x

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what do you mean
yeh the banana

xvideos.com/video56912253/tgirl_daisy_taylor_deep_anal_pounding

he was probably sharing it with pence or an advisor or something

doing a watch
it's almost eerie now
youtube.com/watch?v=5rYXcmVSeBU

>Lbs

Come again jeff

You ever have a shit that coils round the bowl twice and won't flush? Asking for a friend.

Why do we have good looking rugby and cricket players but all our footballers look like mongs?

from left to right
>Norman, Briton, Despacito, Saxon.

239 lbs is fucking msssive

average american male weight in 1960 was 160 lbs

Have a relative that works for Show Racism the Red card, absolute vermin.

we can't let trump get his hands on the nuclear codes

mad how i want to marry her

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vardy sending a hidden message

trust the plan

It's a CTE brain damage from heading balls everyday since age 4 phenotype

Thanks my boss enjoyed this

a certain innocence about the ol' raves back then it seems.

looks timmy-core

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It is the Messiah of Bellywhackers.

youtu.be/IfsfOrx4RgQ?t=367

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>Despacito

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>Manipulated media
Funny I've only seen this on Trump's retweets, literally never on tweets with fake extracts from Rowling's latest book with half a million retweets and whatnot.

scary spice got pretty fit ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=MkSpmtA5IM4
uh oh... rorke won't want to hear this!

Do you want to find love in Finland (Suomi)

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For me it's alternating between the two every couple of months haha

bit of a latecomer but might as well try get in on this money train

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Successfully emptied my sack

I had to pour litres of boiling water into the toilet earlier to unclog it

>rich dad poor dad
a good choice

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Yes please

yes

Aussie collapse :]

found on /his/ thought brit would want it.

Scottish Vernacular Poetry, first sample 1550s second 1990s
1.
Schir, quhen I dwelt in Italy,
I lerit the craft of palmestry;
Schaw me the luffe, schir, of your hand,
And I sall gar you undirstand,
Gif your grace be infortunat,
Or gif ye be predestinat.
I see ye will have fiftene quenis,
And fiftene scoir of concubenies.
Now, the Virgin Mary save your grace,
Saw evir man sa quyt a face,
Swa grit ane arme, sa fair ane hand,
Thair is not sic a leg in all this land.
War ye in harnes, I think na wounder,
Howbeid ye dang doun twenty hunder.
2.
On the Brierielaw
in the dreipin rain
A haud afore
this gray heidstane.

An ma tears synds doun
wi the droukin rain
at their twa names
on the grenite stane.

Whyle the weit skails doun
the cauldrif stane,
A burst ma hert
for ma warld that’s gane.

Syne the sun breks throu –
Daith sants awa
as A staun ma lane
on the Brierielaw.

have found a new genre of porn that’s really hitting the spot

tgirls shagging real girls and creampie’ing them

theyve gone an added a new round to pointless after all these years

I just realised I used the word "gob" in the test I did today in one of the essays in the context of a mouth

How wrong is it? It's doesn't mean a mouth really now does it

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>first name
>second name
>third name
>last name

take the piss

nah ur alright fella

read six doomer and two bloomer desu
uh oh

Scots autist fuck off

wish she had a bigger cock

In the UK we have a scene from a sitcom which we all agree is the single best moment in UK television history.
Is this the Aussie version of that?

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Went out with a Finnish girl called Nora. Couldn't get it up

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informal and childish way of referring to your mouth yes

uncanny lmao

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Google translate going mental at this

where are his posts

Emma Watson is a brapqueen.

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Want to see a video of Emmett falling through a bar

he is a schizo, just ignore him

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flinging bogies about

I wrote something like
The creature had a gob filled with rotten teeth" or something like that

two fishcakes (tesco finest cod)
1 banana
1 lindt chocolate truffle

rate the supper lads

She's flat

streamable.com/gmo1w

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stfu

wouldn't mind breeding with a fin if it weren't for all the genetic diseases that come with it

Angela white getting fucked by a trannard is a particular treat

>brits call boogers "bogies"
interesting

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youtube.com/watch?v=gfAHzU1vgGI
choon of the century

So fahnny joke

Bet that bumhole reeks.

read none of em

brimful of shit on the 45

Perkele!

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Will you fuck off or contract a fatal form of cancer or something

mikey had a gob filled with penises

can't have a main meal without a side dish, me. have some chips or somat with them

No idea what sitcom you're referring too. But yeah, Lano and Woodley was GOAT.

youtube.com/watch?v=4I1xbYHW3rw

What did you have with the fish cakes?

Ryan Reynolds is a good looking man

thought this said porn and was rather confused

make him

1 banana

unironic 1979 iran revolution tier

un banana por favor

whore deserved it

that's definitely what happened then

That’s just the way it is
Things will never be the same
That’s just the way it is
Awww yeahhhh

I used all possible English idioms I've learnt from brit like

On the ropes
toiling
wahey :D

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Went to bed at 2am, drunk, and had to be up for TOIL at 6am. Bloody tired now lads

youtube.com/watch?v=t-uVwybjYIw

youtube.com/watch?v=w-QjSQ5i5qo

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nah i'd rather sit here playing with me bollocks

WAHEYYYYYY

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