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US prices are always listed without taxes

she said afterwards she enjoyed it because she liked being in the position where she was fucking someone else. she liked the power that entailed, in terms of making somene else submit.

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Refuse to believe are Socrates would be a vile dropshipper

mad how easy it is to make games in unity
no wonder steam gets filled with shitty low effort shit

BUILT for my SnEED

listening to taylor swift

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>tfw you order a curry and get a tub of inexplicably sugary puree instead
How do they get away with this shit? It's bizarrely common.

So basically, attention seeking.

>that groid

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just a bit of bants

kek
literally got arrested for buying someone a banana

Surely the server should've copped on and not went through with it, bet it was a woman who carried on for the sake of drama

Peng bird but I feel like photoshop is involved in this one

work wants me to learn Unreal. I had it installed for about two days before they were asking me to show them what I'd made lmao
you made anything fun in unity?

>haha black man monkey
>oh no why did you arrest me?

Emmett's British cousin

And yet when a black man prank sends a whitefella a tub of reduced fat mayonnaise, nobody cares?

>According to medieval experts: “Hedgehog should have its throat cut, be singed and gutted, then trussed like a pullet, then pressed in a towel until very dry; and then roast it and eat with cameline sauce, or in pastry with wild duck sauce. Note that if the hedgehog refuses to unroll, put it in hot water.

if it was anonymous how'd he get found out?

Do Wetherspoons seriously sell loose leaf bananas? Wouldn't see that sort of thing in a Cummerbund and Pussywillow.

>In 1966, Walt Disney wrote "Kurt Russell" on a piece of paper as his final words.[12]

That's just fucking weird

>grew up in Blackrock, Hyjal, Black Temple and Icecrown
I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe, spent days in combat, seen hundred die. Now i'm expected to just live a normal life, just like that?

SICK of women

HATE all of them

WANT to suck a MAN off

thinking about lil peep again

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made a little thing where you pilot a car and have to hit certain things and avoid other things
basic tier shit but I'm just learning the ropes before I dive into something bigger

>In the late 1960s, he signed a ten-year contract with The Walt Disney Company where, according to Robert Osborne, he became the studio's top star of the 1970s.

mad that their original Day 1 plan of herd immunity actually would have worked perfectly, but like everyone else they got hysterical and panicked due to criminally shitty reporting and meddled statistics

the media is genuinely evil and believe for the good of the human race (being slightly melodramatic here but actually not really) all journalists should indeed be interred for crimes against humanity. the destruction they cause is too much, this is the worst situation the country has been in for decades and its because of a malevolently warped false representation of a virus less deadly than mild flu

mark's maudlin drunk again
youtu.be/4CRj2zOyhbQ?t=141

is this your attempt at being edgy? because it's failing miserably
>SICK of women
>HATE all of them
yes yes, we've all been the-
>WANT to suck a MAN off
oh dear

don't blame him, 'Kurt Russell' does seem like a fun thing to write

don't what you're on about you dribbling spastic, can you shut the fuck up instead of being an annoying twat thanks

Wouldn't be that annonymous
>check for everyone who bought a banana at x time in x 'spoons on the app
>payment info reveals who it was

Medieval cooking sounds peng as, not goanna lie

YOU'VE GONE FERAL LOUIE!!
>literally anything on the internet of things
>anonymous
"no"

Reading about post war Birmingham

Louie's parents were in the wrong for treating him like a wild beast

Reading about pre ham Birmingham

Like it when over the hill women know they're over the hill and don't try really hard to be relevant with wacky behavior.

18:30 he starts going mental

reckon he knew the kid was good talent

This is all true but I'm still blamyinf the Chinese mostly

I'm starting to detect a cycle to are Mark's behaviour

Boomers think that anything on the Internet that doesn't have your full name and address next to it is 'Anonymous', reality is there's no such thing any more, not if they really want to get you.

Is it something along the lines of pic?

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they should have sent him off to the loony bin, you're right

hes a vile little sprog

>tfw you will never be as feral as louis

idiot spastic

bother me
tell me awful things

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lmao

rule of thumb: if it's over a network - it can be tracked.

Just want unconditional reciprocated undying love, simple as

behave like a wild beast, get treated like a wild beast

Love him in death proof

tonight's meal

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hard pill to swallow but it doesn't exist

well clearly he didn't have a proper father figure since the man in the recording is clearly his stepdad and lynn is a bit useless

whilst I'm sure louis could have just "pulled up his socks", maybe he just doesn't know how to, or he's just lacking the initiative and confidence, he just needs the right push in life and his stepdad and mum being useless probably aren't helping

gf's got a new tattoo

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Poor zwarte piet, did i ruin your marijuana trip?

sneed

God loves you and wants to have a personal connection with you but you never call him

this, but with a pair of perky tits, wide hips, round arse and thicc thighs

you will never be young again

LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The bad times have only just begun!

cheer up lad, you got trips after all

Looks like Maisie in 25 years lmao

no I'm saying it's just boring
try something more amusing
don't even think a 14yo girl would be bothered by that post

smacking my lips like a groid looking at this

think the downstairs neighbours have a coke problem. they love blasting shitty music until gone twelve and then screaming at each other to round the night off. classic signs

Was in love only once in my life and would rather never experience it at all

Sorry, but this has to be the /brit/ post of the decade.

>I've been on benefits for 26 years!!
>Oh 25 wasn't it?
>I'm 46 I think
>I've been on benefits for 21 years!

isnt maisie like early 20s or something? oh my actual days

who

life begins at 40!

*replaces the world's coke supply with based ket*

Just looked up the Instagram of my fwb for the first time since she broke it off with me 3 months ago... Why did I do that, I feel so fucking lonely.

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Maisie already looks like Maisie in 25 years

The prospective canadian gf

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a woman?

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which console should i buy lads (budget model)

get this pig an apple and put her over a flame

Dutch milf > anglo trash

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nintedo switch

bloody grim povvos
need them ground into fish flakes

>ummm what?

I MEAN WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAGER AND ALE???

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begins to end more like

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Well fucking hell mate I'm not here for your own entertainment

The ones that have Wario Land 3

Xbox with gamepass beats everything else.

wonder why people heckin disrespect sex workers with baseball bats

when it comes to gaming nothing beats a PC

Glaucon, Socrates and Adeimantus walk into a bar.

Pish posh

Me sniffing the bfs gym pants

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Gypsies still eat them.

Your desire for emotional attachment and approval is only hurting your chances. Work on yourself and maybe the next time she sees you and you, now a better man than before, look through her with indifference, you might be worthy of the thing you want, by no longer wanting it

I think it does. I've known of couples who have experienced and written/talked about it and my own grandparents were deeply in love until the day my grandma died. My granddad was never the same man afterwards and died a year later.

It is just harder to come by these days.

except for the bloated hardware prices
to much a PS5/Xbox series X you have to spend €2000

I think this gen Xbox is better but it's all about games. Find the games you would like to play and buy the console that has them

what is it with this mentally ill gay cunt narcissist

>Work on yourself
lol

played and replayed this game so many times

only play cod

Why the FUCK does Microsoft not make a wireless controller than connects to PCs, keyboards are inferior to Xbox controllers (with extra buttons)

any pooey willard man in

>I do indeed "game", m'lady

>Why the FUCK does Microsoft not make a wireless controller than connects to PCs
mate you can literally use an xbox one controller on pc, with bluetooth

because a million other companies do that

>keyboards are inferior to Xbox controllers

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Haha oh yeah I forgot that was cringe
*falls into a pit of despair incase someone thinks I'm not cool*

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me, love a good sloppy poo that splats onto the willard

for 3rd person games it's inferior because you have no precise analogue movement

state of those sleeve tattoos