Be cook

>of course the french agrees

This

Heh, I have an interesting story about this.
A waiter friend in Amsterdam had to serve an American couple in their 50s. They were very patronizing to him and for some fucked up reason they started talking about politics and asked him if he is a Trump supporter.
The guy got so annoyed that he told the chef to add a secret ingredient, which was codeword for him driving his hands through his underwear and then touching the food everywhere.
At the end, they said the food was okay, but nothing special. Go figure.

No one said this in this thread you literal retard

Germans are scum

So American tourists don't eat anything at all when they are here? Hard to believe since all of you are incredibly fat fucks

kek

american tourists dont go to germany you're all nazis anyway

This kind of hygeine practice explains EU covid case-fatality ratio.

Cope. I ate at McDonalds when I was in Germany because the restaurants all serve things in weird orders and with weird instruments.

>weird instruments
They are called knife and fork

No, I went to multiple restaurants in Germany and each one of them told us what we could eat and how we could eat it. It was tiresome.

Based. Keep doing God's work.

It's the accent.

Does that happen to you when you're there? I couldnt even believe it. I thought it was a bad dream.

They can tell you're American because of your accent, so they automatically assume you're some cultural brainlet. Try mimicking a French accent or British accent next time

am i banned

>kitchen wagies knowing who orders what

based

The servers and food in France was much better, I ordered chocolate cake and they just gave me a big huge chunk. They didnt need to have a boot on my throat to ensure I could eat cake.

lel

You should shit on their currywurst

Nice fantasy, wagie. Now get back to work, chop chop!

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>be busser
>German being all German near me
>"trip" and drop the tray of dirty dishes on him

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>can you speak Japanese?no?then get out

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unfathomably based

why are whitoids mentally ill?

I went there on exchange, and my host family's home cooking was very good. Especially breakfast. Street food / cafe food was decent but most "sit-down" restaurants were terrible. Also doener and especially doener "pizza" is disgusting.

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Also the turks and niggers were very annoying and loud.

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Honestly, I much prefer this to the fear of people messing with my food. At least Japanese people will tell me they don't want gaijin to my face instead of fuck with my food.

>be server
>American tourist orders something
>get tip
nice ngl

>see german tourist on street
>shoot him

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keep doing the lords work user. FUCK all american fats

I dont think anywhere in Japan would kick out foreigners except sketchy places like brothels and loli book shops.

>be handsome, friendly, overall easy to approach guy who lives in tourist city in usa
>give tourists (especially Chinese) bad directions, sometimes to dangerous nigger-infested areas

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I spent a semester in Germany when I was in college. I lived there for about 4 months. While I was living there, I ate almost every single meal at McDonald's because I didn't want to taint my body with some garbage German "food". One of the few times I did not eat McDonald's was when another American would cook for me. After reading this thread, I now know that I am not a fat retard like what everybody called me, but rather a high IQ intellectual that can see when other's are out to get me.

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youre a saint

I've gotten turned away from multiple restaurants in Japan but I haven't gotten turned away from any brothels or even loli book shops, unironically. Only been to two brothels and one loli book shop though.

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Would probably improve your shit cuisine anyway