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soap opera edition

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/his/ is seething at us again

when will thirdies admit they have better lives than firsties

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mad how if you tilt your head back and pretend to shake a saltshaker in your mouth you can actually taste salt

>slightly jealous of that ingrate getting taken to lunch at the pub
>dad pops his head round the door asking if I want to go to peng 15th century pub for lunch in 10 mins
BASESBASEDBASED

need a job in the old UK to learn spoken English
I can read your silly language just fine but the moment I open my mouth I sound like some squatting subhuman

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out fuggin skilled

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Just watch downton abbey and copy them

Diggerland theme park, Castleford

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ah yes, here we are
6’ 210lbs

gravityberg doing a number on the bottom slag's back

Alri

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For me it's the top one

...

I'm not sure sounding like a yawning old lady will cut it

You're always going to sound like a squatting subhuman mate, you're a toilet scrubbing, lorry hopping Polack

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lads

should i do acid? i've clearly had a severe mental breakdown and the capacity of my brain is not what it used to be

worried it might send me over the edge

p rude

feels oddly fitting being american and having a queen size bed in relation to this post

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pot of green....

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when does your dick stop growing

alri

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>Hancock announces more Covid-19 restrictions for England

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6'2, 230

i'm a unit

Watched Rain in my heart last night, the alcoholism documentary. Very very grim, much more grim than the Louis Theroux one.

you do realise we voted brexit?
show some respect

Women like my sexy broad shoulders

begging to be graped

>worried it might send me over the edge
god willing

lots of foreigners here have very thick accents and it's not unusual to hear them in the cities, don't think it's a problem

London and the South East are the only bits of England to not face tougher restrictions. Thoughts?

either way you're getting your head booted in by yours truly

Somewhere between licking the nipple and licking the fanny

rome was fucking cringe
all they did was simp for the greeks who taught them the bare minimums of living like a civilized person

poortherners seething

because they got hit the worst first

vk is the most based website. god bless russians

Students will still flout them and get away with it, see what happened at Oxford Brookes University this week it's ridiculous.

oh has your voting Brexit magically made your nation willing to take up all sorts of job?
I don't mind having an accent and I don't believe it's avoidable, but I'd like to become articulate in speech

bet you're fucking chuffed with this post aren't you

this desu dont want to wish ill on people but that poster is insufferably boring

starting to think that lad wasn't larping about another lockdown soon.
i'm tired wobby...

6'5 330 lbs. If I was American I could be a prestigious athlete.

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watching the intro now
sounds like a gameshow lol

Hou Finn Fand Bran
At the stert o aw things, the war the Kemps, an Finn the Wyce an his freins war no
the laest o thir. Ferr frae it, for didna thay no dae gret deeds abuin aw ither men?
Here ae day, eftir a lang sair hunt, Finn an his freins war takkin thair meinits on a
green knowe abuin the whyte saunds o the forelaund. An here a ship cam sailin
skiffin fest owre the wattir, an it airtin for the herbor ablo the craig whaur Finn the
Wyce wes restin himsell. Oot the ship lowpit a yung callant: heich an weill-faured
wes he, an unco strang, for wi his ain twa haunds did he no pou his ship seivin lenth
up on the whyte saunds? He did that an syne, lowpin owre the green links, he cam up
ti whaur Finn wes an said:
“Ah im the keing o an ootlin kinrik an Ah hae cum the-day seekin help frae Finn
the Wyce.”
An he laid his

Based, the rest of the country isn't behaving themselves so they get what they deserve.

holy hell

you're a fucking moron for abiding by restrictions for the fucking flu equivalent at this point desu

>world patient safety day
wtf why is there a "day" for everything now

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no we just let the toilets stay dirty now but it's a worthwhile sacrifice

Consider it one of my top ten of all time

mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how mad how

i'm being peer pressured into doing acid despite everyone knowing fully well that my mind palace is no longer structurally sound

reckon my friends are trying to kill me

When I bought a new phone this year I just made a random anonymous Youtube account and instantly got recommended videos from all the channels I was subscribed to on my account on the computer. I don't know how the fuck they do it.

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Then open the clubs if you don't want "illegal" parties

170cm
129kg

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unsanitary

proper athletic looking aren't they

did you connect the phone to your wifi?

>reckon my friends are trying to kill me
hope they get knighted

because the tories don't want to impose restrictions on themselves

It's worse than a standard flu, stop being such a contrarian cringelord.

took acid weekly for months when i was fucked in the head and it was fine
found it quite boring in hindsight desu

you’ll be fine, stop being a pussy
my first and second acid experiences were completely underwhelming. and I got the good dark net market shit

'kin el, bet a digger from diggerland, castleford couldn't even move you

bloody fat cunt
I'm 96kg

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better than living amongst poles

Ah yes because that will solve it...

Americans are more interested in the skin colour

>my mind palace is no longer structurally sound

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governemtn is so braindead it's unreal
they say most transmission is private parties. so what do they do they say pubs have to close earlier so people will go to private houses...
fuck me stop thinking the science is still stuck in february

world sucking a golf ball day

mad how much this cunt wishes he was a yank black

My thought is they reached herd immunity the fastest due to their laughable lockdown. Much like Stockholm, Manaus and NYC.

>make cp legal if you don’t want “illegal” noncery

Polish girl I briefly dated had the nicest innie pussy I've ever seen, shame she was such a nutcase.

you must be about 5'7 if you're fat at 96kg

Not when it initially happened, that's what is fucking with me.

good god man
how

every toilet in poland however small and remote is surgery prep tier clean because of the sheer number of poles living here

dunno who this john boyega is i've been hearing so much about lately

black lad from star trek

don't get why we (whites) have to put up with them...

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how do people even get fat? feel bloated after a pack of wotsits

>memorising the vagina of a girl you slept with

will never understand retards that do this type of weird shit lol

Bad genes

Luv wotsits me

he was kidult hood and its sequel kidult hood 2

correct london and nyc have mild herd immuinty

>star trek

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we can tell

this is what 96kg 6’ looks like
don’t think you quite understand how grim that is at any height

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poo is currently exiting the boyfriends arse

Yes, it's why I responded to him specifically

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Because it's comforting and good wank material

blacks don't realise whites are actually the most tolerant race towards blacks. it'd be hilarious if they had to live in the middle east or east asia

hahahahohoho ohh dear

>ruined the world

if they genuinely all believe this then there'll be a civil war within 50 years i reckon

is that with hormone therapy or not?

>180cm
>75kg

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yeah same height, 91kg and look close to this
grim grim grim

all you need to do is start lifting weights

there should be no limitations on art . and can't let the presence of nonces dictate how we make art.

technically film makers should be able to make a movie like cuties where the girls are completely starkers and riding an actual cock.

because it doesn't make a difference to nonces who would be getting off to them whether they are in a bukrha, jeans, dress, leotard, pants or anything

hate blacks

*flicks your man tits*

Still no tweets from Sara

Watching porn of women giving bjs on beaches

they put something in the water

you have unfortunate fat tissue on your tits. looks fine otherwise

suicide

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What a dickhead

130671167
do you have low test? your body has developed relaly weirdly i suggest you go to a doctor and hav ehormone levels tested

Luv sand up my urethra me

Ah yes

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That Nigerian is cringe

gyno

These guys do have guts, but you'd be surprised how many of them will beat you in a 100m race and out squat/bench press you.

Their job is simply to block people, not run

I would probably kill myself if I ever found out what my T levels were
might juice instead

shant be reading back up the thread comparing post numbers to see who this was aimed at but i have my suspicions

ofc it shouldn't it's just peak cringe not something that should be investigated lol

>called Diversity
>all black
what

apart from the bit about genuine sex in films i stand by it. but the reason for not having genuine sex is because if its real it's not acting

Rorke on the ropes

what if the rights of the people involved in the art piece are being violated in some way

swear they used to have a ginger runt

bit like how the NBA is the most diverse sports league innit

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Kev actually looks like less of a faggot than the actual 190 kek

>24,500 complaints for a little african jingle
white fragility baka

thought they were reduced to doing holiday camp 'performances'. how did they get on tv again?

Mad how most things aren't actually that bad when they happen but you still torture yourself in apprehension anyway. Always feel great despair before coming to toil but once I'm here it's not that bad.