/brit/

you've coaxed the rat homealone out to argue about morality for hours on end for pete's sake

so I should blame the israel-palestine conflict on muslims?

at work today and i can't yet smell my lockdown underwear through my jeans
so maybe the issue wasn't my undercrackers but in fact my jeans all along

Anti-Semitic but support based Bibi

Dad: Was 3 fucking orders not enough for you?? You had to order another one!! Fucking rude im sick to bastard death of you!!!

Gaz: Take the piss

McDonalds: Missed Call

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when I was 12-13 I used to go to my mums hairdressers to get my hair cut and the chav girl who worked there used to wash my hair and it was one of the most glorious sensations ive ever felt

Ah yes the old deflection tactics

For me it's a Shimano Curado and Samaki blank for my Carp fishing needs.

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Levi Denims, inventor of jeans, said they shouldn't be washed but just "left out in the sun for a good period of time"

love when i see two anons arguing here so i can interject with a retarded statement pretending to be one

love our doneld

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>and it was one of the most glorious sensations ive ever felt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR

don't lefties realise they aren't doing themselves any favours by looking so smug all of the time

and 10 years down the line you're still a virgin freak?

i wash my jeans a maximum of twice a year
you can stick em in the freezer if they start getting a bit grotty

why does she have to dance silly to get her viewpoints across

Several tonnes of salt down the gullet

>the mega-ultra-giga-autist at toil turns out to have a daughter
this is it lads, ol’ ‘cide toight

often wear jeans to hide the musk of my sweaty and cum-coated bellend instead of just getting a shower

been with the missus 4 years now and it still doesnt hold a candle to those early heart racing teen boners from everyday occurances

Yeah love that, so nice and tingly

just say you feel the way that i feel
I'M FEELING SEXUAL
SO WE SHOULD BE SEXUAL

rorke screaming into his pillow about politics again

Did you have to lay back in the chair onto those custom sinks? That shit was cash.

For me? It's when the qt optician leans in really really close and uses that thing to look at the back of your eye and you can feel their soft breath on your skin and just the general proximity is a nice feeling.

yeah lad and she would wash my hair while the warm water ran over it

jews dissuaded america from shutting down al qaeda pre 9/11

this sentence can be shortened to 3 words

this girl (my oneitis) when i was 14 wrapped her arms around my stomach from behind and it felt like how i imagine injecting heroin is like

never experienced that sensation again sadly

wait are you saying a man whos business at the time mostly relied on people working out in the sunny arid lands of western america said this?

went to a salon for my hair growing up since a relative of ours owned it and we got a nice discount going there
some men really don’t know what it’s like to get your hair pampered for a half hour by a milfy hairdresser, insane

tiktok cunt should be broken on the wheel

>all these little benders getting their hair washed at the salon
Were you raised by single mothers or something? all a boy needs is a little buzz at the barbers

All opticians down here are Oriental women so I'm always terrified I'll cop a whiff of the awful halitosis every one of them has.

>i went to a salon
>i went to a hairdressers

my dad was taking me to barbers when i was 8/9 . really dodgy ones as well, still got a decent short back and sides though just a rough area. /brit/ is full of little benders

every think maybe you repressed getting raped when you were a kid?

need all blm and antifa freaks gunned down like the subhumans they are

>tf
>tp
sounds about right haha

Mumburg saying 'rona outbreaks is because of asians

Based, fucking euphoric feeling feeling that shitty little shower nozzle run all over your scalp.

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well?

buzzcuts are the 85iq of hairstyles

How is she wrong

did you just grow your hair from birth until 9 years old? who the fuck didn't start at the barbers the second they had enough hair to cut? fucking bent freak.

no
"repressed memories" is a meme
you can remember them with the correct stimuli
they're just things that you don't like to normally think about so they're not the first thing that come to mind

been off the beer 4 dayss and my face is no longer all red and grim looking

One time I was in uni this girl came up to talk to me for help but then she started trying to get my number and that so i told her to gtf. Next her friend slapped me for "making her cry". Bizzare situation.

Went to a full spa day when I was 13 the girl giving me a massage in the nude sent a shiver down my spine haha

was about to make this post
if you get your hair cut by a woman then you take it up the arse

neighbours next door playing literally every fucking song ever made in the 70s and 80s
need them banned

it was created in a lab and released by the CCP so yea, she's right

I think its wrong that european countries decided to just take over Palestine and just give it to Israel. It's like giving England to Italy because the Romans invaded 2000 years ago.

blog on

Brown 'sians?

been growing the hair our since corona virus and its shoulder length now, might book in at another milfy hairdressers and treat myself to the whole thing. better than a wanky wank after a massage im telling you

This post oozes insecurity

for me? it's having a vivid dream that then replaces your original memory of the event with this new fictional event that happened only in a dream.

can barely remember my final year of uni with that one girl. now i just remember her avoiding me for the entire year but that is factually not what happened and is actually only what happened in my dream a few weeks ago.

why was it right for arabs to take over israel?

I'LL LEGIT SHOVE IT UP YER COCK

you're missing out on having tits brushed against you mate. not to mention the breath thing another lad said about opticians. I had a hairdresser for a bit who had large tits and was really breathy too, reckon she was asthmatic or some shit but she was hot

Modern jews have nothing to do with israel. Jesus says this with the parable of the husbandmen.

>It's like giving England to Italy because the Romans invaded 2000 years ago.
sounds like a great plan

massive wank to Alexa Chung completes

Jews had gone before the Arabs turned up

What a dull, redundant thread

>I think its wrong that european countries decided to just take over Palestine

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BORIS!

reckon dadstein and mumberg are working in cahoots to kick me out of the nest lads

They didnt. Jesus says this.

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been growing mine the same and it turns out my hair naturally does the curtain thing and it makes me feel proper bent

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imagine needing to prove your masculinity by having some le based barber take 5 minutes running a trimmer over your head and making you look like an NPC in the process

commencing wank to Alexa Chung

AYO DAT'S RIGHT

Anyone here read A Short History of Nearly Everything? Just bought it for 50p but it seems kind of Reddit so dunno if it's worth reading

no they hadn't and those that had had been forced out by oppressors

There's lots of good reasons for supporting Palestine but Israel is obviously going to win so I support them.

Ah yes. The famous "we wuz romans". Just as sad as the english pretending to be anglo saxons

is this actually true?
thought it was a meme
put me right off asians if true