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I fantasize about a world where Russia successfully implements liberal democracy and finally experiences peace, freedom and prosperity. Old enemies would laugh together over the battles that they once fought, and the hatreds that they once felt.

That and a cute redhead gf

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USA
Being younger and getting isekai’d

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I want a French dominatrix to batter my bollocks until they nothing but mush

That's based. Fuck Poland and fuck Poles.

wales
i want to go back in time to meet the kings of wales like king arthur and hywel dda and be there friends

I wish a nuke exploded in every single western capital

Based. Fuck that gayropean tranny union

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Norgay
Going back in time with my current knowledge and avoiding the disaster I've made of my life.

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Usa
Being a 13th century Mongol horsemen giggling and sipping airag with my warband buddies late at night in our yurt after a long day of pillaging.

Becoming the supreme leader of earth, i want to become the one and only king of this planet, i want everyone to salute me every morning when they wake up, i want to be revered and respect, i want to be feared by every single human being, i will commit such atrocities, every week there will be a genocide, no one will ever defy my commands and my words are never disobeyed, i will become the most vile and evil and bloodthirsty dictator, i will be the most infamous tyrant to have ever lived and my cruelty will never be surpassed.

You wanna tell us what happend bro?

>I fantasize about the destruction and humiliation of Poland.
You fantasize about reading a history book?

Nuclear destruction of united states

It's not too interesting. I just spent too much time playing video games and jerking off to hentai instead of socializing, studying or being physically active so now I'm a fat stupid sperg with no future.
Boring but still very painful.

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Dying and starting over as a normal, healthy person

This

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catching pic related (one on right) and getting my boipucci pounded by a qt femboi ;-;

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You can still make it, user. It's never too late to start.

I fantasize about being a caveman and i beat everyone i dont like with a club and fuck every woman i see and shit wherever i please

I regret saying that, because i think it's only going to make you feel more miserable. You're norwegian anyways, therefore, first worlder.

i cant fantasise anymore

This
You can't possibly "fuck up" in Norway, worst case scenario is you end up in a commieblock living on gibs and still being in the richest 1% on the planet