>your country
what are you grateful for from your parents
i’m grateful that they never had me circumcised
Your country
grateful they never bring me to church
I AM GREATFUL for
Zig Forums
Israel
America
Freedom
health
Jesus
Argentina
Brazil
Mexico
My black freinds
My white friends
being born
I didnt read the thread. How embarrising.
...all of this from your parents?
>I didnt read the thread.
oh
>How embarrising.
Indeed, feel the sHAME!
Oh my god, this is so embarassing for you, even on an Zig Forums level.
How can you even ever recover form this?
if I were you I'd just find the nearest HOLE and burry myslef into it FOREVER, trying to escape the SHAME, even if you can't do it, since it's engraved into your SOUL for centuries.
JUST can't make this shit up
I think you can't recover from this.
Totally sure your life is TERMINATED now
It was nice to meet you
Yes...
pls let this thread die and let me hide my shame already
>Being grateful for something to that should come standard
Do whites really?
s...sorry lad
Did your parents give you all this too?
They are nice and I have no unfulfilled needs.
>tfw phimosis
i would've said just fuck my shit up, but they already did that when i was a couple of years old. we didn't have these fancy creams back in the day to save your sex from mutilation. now i'm a 30+ year old wizard. no way i'll ever have sex in a country where no white man is cut.
Have you tried streching your penis in the bath tub? Skin is stretchier when wet. Don't ask me how I know...
actually your story is very sad and sorry for what you experienced, dude
totally sure a lot of women don't care, even a bit, about the look of your penis tho, don't be afraid or something
oh I just re-read, so you are circumsized? That sucks.
are you the same Australian guy from before?
because I think you should be more attentive when you read dude, kek
Maybe. I am leaving this thread now. Goodbye!
For raising me and not kicking out of their house when I turned 18.
maybe are you only drunk though, therefor, sorry for mocking you, but it's TOO funny
(also i'm too, drunk a bit)
I'm not drunk, thats okay I am not offended.
No, please don't do that, you're fun and also nice, sorry for mocking, i'm dumb
Theres nothing to talk about.
I'm not angry.
>I'm not drunk
so you did all these silly mistakes while being SOBER?
Oh my GOD, that's so shameful, maybe should you hire ANOTHER guy to write your posts and THINK instead of you?
Okay.
well by saying that you does sound angry, but also a bit cute
I just tried (and successed) to annoy you, don't take it bad, cute kangaroo boy
I am 100% super not annoyed.
yeah, I totally see that
Okay I'm going to go now it was fun.
It's not standard in America, and especially not in my state (Ohio) which has one of the highest circumcision rates so yeah I am grateful for it
ok guy, thank you for being THAT cute, good night
Why are you grateful for being horribly mutilated?