/brit/

never had sex AMA

feel a 'cide comin on strong de lids

Why are Londoners like this?

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imagine how fast it would have been if the janny didn't move it to /bant/ during the debate

dont understand yankish

>HOW DARE THEY TAKE A CUT! NATIONALISE ONLYFANS AND GIVE ME FREE ADVERTISING, FREE SERVER SPACE AND FREE CLOUD STORAGE NOW!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG THAT THEY PAY FOR THEIR SERVICES THAT I USE!!!!!!!!!!!!
state of roastoids

Think hes bad now? Shoulda seen him before he had children

“Your” bitch wants my children.
Keep talkin shiet while i do deadlifts and eat peanut butter straight outta the can. FUCK you.

HBD Zig Forums.com

v.ylilauta.org/9lheq.mp4

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brit/pol/ makes decent memes /brit/ forces mediocre gimmicks

youtube.com/watch?v=RH5Ce6za4Co

LETS GET IT

of course I have a girlfriend...you don’t know her she goes to another school

can't get enough of red head with fake tits ahhhhh

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Alri last one

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Nadiya Husseins willy.

>the best writer of the english language is scottish
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Pukeeee

Really enjoyed this one Al.

he was writing in scots the entire time but nobody noticed

well rorke?

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can everyone stop being racist for one freakin minute

>22 posters
alri

>remember working at tescobfew years back during uni and loads of these polish lads shared flats, like 5-6 of them in a 1 bed.
>remember this guy called pav telling me they all chip in and take turns to buy and cook meals in large quantities to save money

How expensive is London nowadays?

how long until he is fully bald

SEETHING

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genuinely wonder if this is some elaborate ruse and the royals are actually in on it
cause hes gone off the fucking deepend if it isnt

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what do you think of his accent?

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what is structural racism?

Bleh am not good with heights

screechin'

Puts a lot of effort into being a whore

Or at least it used to be, before I fucked everythang up...

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na.
"1544 A letter from the council of the north of England to the earl of Shrewsbury reports the capture of a Scottish ship containing French, Scots and a woman who could speak bothe Scotishe and Frenshe."

Someone stole my pint

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why can't he say mission
is "sh" not a sound you guys can make

drinking beer from a mug de lads

It's fucking terrible. Is this supposed to be a finnish chad?

Post the grimmest image of the British isles that you have

kind of like it idk

Notice how Soyboys only like Cats because Cats barely need any proper looking after and are mostly independent creatures to begin with but I reckon they would never be able to look after dogs considering they take far too much more work

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? ones really heavy and the others a little lighter (haha)

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i'm just a man who's circumstances
went beyond his control

yeah. for us.
*has my language and culture destroyed*
*all industry banished*
*only jobs are in companies owned by arabs*

Sick of hearing about this monkey

getting treated like shit if youre black/ethnic etc and want to get in a certain profession, not as bad as it used to be but would have been insufferable decades ago

dog paws wrote this

please stop being racist

Only mug round here is you mate haha x.

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Might be a good way to shame them into not ruining their lives, and keeping some hope of finding some job as a cashier and a husband maybe. These fucking idiots are only there because they hear about the ones making millions promoted by the press and they think it can be them.

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he speaks like hes got a learning disability

why didn’t little girls dream of growing up to be scientists or astronauts anymore

imagine not getting it this hard

Have the tried fucking off?

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not empowering

astronauts don't even go to the moon anymore

Sorry can't. The paternal warrior of Scotland (Fingal) name is from the words "Extremely White". It's the foundation of our nation.

Kino train station tbqh. Feels like I'm going in a spaceship.

Any evidence of it?

Soyboys like cats because of the blind contempt cats have for their owners AKA they are cucks

Why do you guys only want a root and boot?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_SjAiBQiKI0&ab_channel=DoubleLz

looooooool

when you're going to make a point let me know.

waheeeeeey

Gypo jack looking good

There's an abundance of pussy

He's become a meme on ylilauta
Finns don't actually talk like him
How would you pronounce
surreptitiously :DDDDD

deffo let her cuck me, if you know what i mean

when i grow up i want to be an only fans whore

thinking about the really awkward and cringe moment at the London muffin shop I experienced years ago haha

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been the setting for a few /brit/ things i.e.
the deano pic doing the rounds
the moni in the wild pic

thoughts on werewolves?

>single
>has kids
>preference black men
kek

Everybody hard as fuck these days cause like 200 people got smoked in mine craft.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Sure thing.

Sir rep tishish ly

poor bastards

>fucking batty man
kek

goof

this

>beautiful edited photos
it's a shit photo and I don't know that much about photography

come ere lads
gimme a hug

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real

soft boobies

Cats are to soyboys what big thick rimmed fake glasses are to pseudo intellectuals. They like both because it gives them that pseud kind of aspect to them because a lot of writers had cats

instagram.com/sphwbb/

dummy peng

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Can NOT stop thinking about the twink I shagged last week
God his skin was soft

i just like cats they're cute

hello homosexual

tfw you realize if you lived 100km west or east you’d be an absolute shagger

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never been to New Street Station
would like to
not sure about the big eye though

I have really soft skin and I get mistaken for being 15 or 16 a lot despite being nearly 30 does this make me a twink?

hello person posting from britain

Find /brit/ a bit tooo fast for my tastes. I like reading every and if need be laughing at the posts if I like their gimmick. I simply can't keep up

Definitely fake. Dartmoor beast is real though.

She's called aimee

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post slags

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some newly made webms
choon bits i enjoy
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is2.Zig Forums.org/wsg/1601579276382.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1601579636814.webm

older
is2.Zig Forums.org/wsg/1600893835210.webm (inspired above 2)
gonna drink more wine and ate some ediblz

so... you know

absolutely would not be here rn if i had a gf

same

malwarebytes going mad at this one

Thinking about buying a chastity cage lads, unironically

lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=42888

love a bit of cat

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john mcafee himself ran in to my room and told me to not open this

wow hey

Just held a plank for four minutes lads
Feels good

ruh roh

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lads imagine if when you flush a toilet the whole toilet spins lmao

Download the app
Wear the mask
Keep a 2 metre distance
Wash your hands

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apparently she's a pornstar

old.reddit.com/r/Laney_Grey/

kek

Leftypol theme

vocaroo.com/135wpsptXfYX

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Sauce

My crossdressing twink housemate is moving back to Nottingham, now I'll HAVE to get a gf fucks sake

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