/brit/

whos the ardest man in /brit/
id batter everybody here even the batty men, the ponces. dont care

time for bed
finish off the pint
brush my teeth
cheeky sleeping pill
set my alarms
and resume the fergie audiobook

im fugly but at least i know it

how are you spending your thursday night /brit/
me? making super glass

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>brick shithouse
So fat?

buy land through an llc, electric fence, private land, run a targeted recruitment scam aimed at romanians bulgarians etc the rest is history

im 26 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

and im alright looking.

>diamond dozen
>doggy dog world
>cold slaw
>an escape goat
>on tender hooks
>damp squid
>all intensive purposes
>butt naked
>wet your appetite
Any more of these?

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any one can batter a man
much harder to love a man...

you drift through the years
and life
seems tame

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>brick shithouse
You'd be no match from my scintillating wit and genius mind

I actually am though m8, most nights out I'll get approached

literally me

>6'3 17st brick shithouse too

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Fuck off fatty

brothers

women have VERY high standards

depends how cute he is

6'2 13st brick shithouse me

i had some gfs in school, like 4 or 5 between the ages of 13 and 18
never had sex tho and just went gay cause its easier

need NIPPLES

pull 6pl8 lad

i was finna dabbing on everyone in eu4 now im just sitting here

Building another PC lads.
This will be the eighth one I've built. I intend to wait for the new AMD chipsets to come out for a potential price drop on the R9 3900X, then I'll stick a GTX 3080 in it.
I really enjoy building computers. I can also fix most tablets, smartphones, laptops. I would love to do it as a job but I just don't know where to start. Do I need qualifications? I would want to be like a mobile repair guy with everything I need in my van.
I have made a bit of money doing it cash in hand for friends and family, though I only charge them for the parts and maybe ten quid an hour labour since I'm not a professional and I have no insurance so if I fuck up their device that's the end of it.
Would build any of you lads a PC for the cost of parts and maybe £30 fee for building it, because I consider most of you (not all) my mates too.

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>these are the shaggers that call you a virgin on /brit/

Dire. Absolutely Danny Dyre.

5'7 115lb shithouse me

hello mr skeleton

So apparently I have bipolar disorder even though I believe it was the citalopram that turned me manic.

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enjoy it mate

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. That statement is true for all intensive purposes.In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

building a pc and fixing a tablet are two different things and doing it as a job is even harder
are you capable of board repair or are you just like hurr durr i can replace the screen like any runt with a youtube video can?

hi adam!

hi

Literal foetus

Im dangerously good looking.

>>butt naked
That's right though

Meh sounds like a lot of work
Im out

>Building another PC lads.
>This will be the eighth one I've built. I intend to wait for the new AMD chipsets to come out for a potential price drop on the R9 3900X, then I'll stick a GTX 3080 in it.
>I really enjoy building computers. I can also fix most tablets, smartphones, laptops. I would love to do it as a job but I just don't know where to start. Do I need qualifications? I would want to be like a mobile repair guy with everything I need in my van.
>I have made a bit of money doing it cash in hand for friends and family, though I only charge them for the parts and maybe ten quid an hour labour since I'm not a professional and I have no insurance so if I fuck up their device that's the end of it.
>Would build any of you lads a PC for the cost of parts and maybe £30 fee for building it, because I consider most of you (not all) my mates too.

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South park special, absolutely hilarious

me and me school mates violated some ponce in brighton on a school trip badman ting rah

i would never ever marry a white woman

dm me on twitter

What did they did themselves?

Neither are shaggers, the second one has never shagged

why not

Stocky 5'9" 155 lbs machine me

Come on here dear boy have a cigar

building a pc is literally lego
pop the motherboard in a case with 4-8 screws, drop the cpu into the motherboard, screw the cooler onto the backplate, slot in the ram, slot in the gpu, hook up the power supply chords, hook up the front i.o chords and storage, turn it on, get your ninite installer
it takes less than an hour if you have brand new parts

I’m 50lbs heavier than you at 5’8 and I still feel pretty slim lol

it's italian night italian night
youtube.com/watch?v=09f-_I8gSPQ

>"brit's been dead for 10 minutes, what's going on?"
>some yank's made the new and it's filtered

Going to cum in the Communist gf

accidentally stood on a snail in the dark
feel really guilty

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Thought tender hooks was right lol

mr tech wizard

couldn't be aloooone

im 5'8 160lbs and feel fat as fuck
lockdown ruined me, im meant to be 140-145 for peak femboy body

Stocky at 5’9 is like 180lbs

ye thats what they fucking call me
cretin
ill end you HH

Mad that right now in England there's a least a handful of dungeon abductee women getting kept and raped for almost a decade or more unknown to anyone

you weigh less than a skinny woman

hate this feeling
always give them an apologetic kiss