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Anyone ever want to kill themselves? Not "boohoo woe is me my life is so sad :(" kill themselves, but a sort of self-loathing so intense that it sublimates into genuine rage at oneself. I have the desire to master the art of astral projection, if only to temporarily take over the body of somebody else so I could walk up to my door, break in, and bludgeon myself to death. I am such a fucking useless piece of shit.

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He was booted out of Australian politics in disgrace.

don't think he has any full-time role in Australia any more, he's just a former PM

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I was on the fence about the EU, but after the death of that MP I just cannot be associated with the Leave campaign and it seems neither can anyone else. They are truly a disgusting group of people. It's been made clear that anyone who votes leave is in favor of killing women in the street. The Brexit campaign has just turned into an xenophobic and bigoted cacophony of lies and scaremongering. I don't understand how anyone can associate themselves with such a truly disgusting and murderous campaign. I don't want to be associated with these violent racist fascists. We should listen to our leaders like Cameron and Clegg. Let's just stick with what we know. They ran the country for years, saving us from the brink and kept us with our European neighbours. We can't sacrifice all that we have. How can we trust crooks like Boris Johnson and Michael Gove? Do they truly act in the interest of the British people? Absolutely not. Lets stay in the EU and just stick with what we know. Why would we want to risk an economic disaster?

I mean, say what you want about the Tory party but deliberately passing legislation that intentionally breaks international law is pretty based in my opinion.

>mona the vampire
based

wtf I recognise these things, epiiccccc!

match attax is so shit these days

mate huge parachutes were fucking amazing

God the South Park Pandemic Special was absolutely shit. Don't know what I was expecting but I thought it'd be better than what we got.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

Based on when?

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If i met these preconditions i would do it tomorrow;
No close family members
Access to a firearm of sufficient caliber to not have me survive

not su not arsed

noone gives a shit about international law

it's a joke and America only care about Britain breaking it this time out of the countless many times it's been broken, because it affects America capital.

sucking down a golfball right now

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alri makaveli

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people are more concerned about the damage to our reputation as a state that honour's it's commitments, rather than 'breaking intnl. law'

moni????

Just remembered what it was like to be hugged by a girl.
Made me sad.

What's one thing you want the most in the whole world?

Wouldn't mind a pipe organ 2bqhwy

Know plenty of good cops me, but some come off scary. Was riding kinda dirty once, Gfs dad was in the passenger seat. Fookin lights suddenly, aw fuck man we got pulled over, one of the headlights was out. As the cop walked up to the car gfs dad started panicking and said "tell them my name's julio", for some reason that cracked me up. Couldn't stop laughing. Cops trying to ask me questions but it was one of those laughing fits, man that cop wanted to shoot me. Real angry even though I was just having a laugh for a bit. I imagine British cops are good at that situation, they seem like friendly lads who'd enjoy sitting around cracking jokes and send you on your way.

raven was jungle run for povvos

sniggering

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Clogwog autist ik heb je moeder in een uur drie keer geneukt zemmel kanker autist met je bristol schoenen ik zweer skere stoenie ik klap jou als ik in mijn blok zie voorschutte autist

SCHWING

SCHWING

female housemate asked me if i'd ever seen a prozzie before
lied and said no haha

Dad has had Sky TV since the day it came out
Find that mental honestly

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can’t believe they actually added the guy from Minecraft to Smash Bros.

how much money has he given them

fucking hell all of these I can relate to

the spiky-haired kid from My Parents Are Aliens, WordArt, Party Rings, the cones, JD bags, Mona the fuckin' Vampire, Chucklevision, Tracy fuckin' Beaker, the fucking Tweenies

take me back lads

literally seen, or shagged?

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disgusting cultural appropriation my estimation of su has gone down

A house or flat of my own without mortgage or rent to pay on it

havent played this in yonks and of course they gave the schizo girl cat robot cat ears

screeching what video is this from

>gf is half beaner, half white
>White side gave her height and facial structure
>has a latina figure and tans dark
>is a honest 9/10 when she makes an effort
but
>finally meet parents, mother is a typical la creatura americas

well lads looks like I won’t be putting a ring on this one, she’ll be a gremlin in 5 years

South park special finished, now watching Cuties, a night of kinos

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my mobile IP is range blocked from every board except Zig Forums

are you actually upset at a skin?

lol i remember this from primary school too

loved the menu background music from 2005

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some absolute belters here, particularly the first one in the video

"AH AH AH AH AH AH HA HA AHA AHAHHA AHA AHAHAH AH"

ave suetonius

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Honestly can't even imagine
Had it for 30 years from next month

dread to think how much that must've cost him over the years. it's like £20 a month, isn't it?

nah i want it

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love Cuties, no matter what Reddit says

noncery but legal

loved wacky warehouses and playbarns

remember them feeling absolutely huge when you were a kid, some of the big slides looked about 50ft high

thought it was like £100 or more if you want all the trimmings

UK childhood is truly max comfy

many such cases

Cat loves heaters. Got a good picture of it.

I CAN'T SEE MY FRIENDS

I CAN'T SEE ANYONE

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white women r ugly

boris what ya doin to us

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for me, it's Octane and Pathfinder.
post it

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and yet you'd cry yourself to sleep if she dumped you right now

oh yeah mate, if you get sports and all then it's obscene. I know it won't always have been the same price but, if the most basic package was always £20 a month, he'd have sunk a minimum of over seven grand into watching new episodes of the simpsons as soon as they aired

streamable.com/9gr5k

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BORIS!!

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NEED to be inducted into the Freemasons so i can print my bollocks on the US banknotes

How did this generation get so stupid?

are the hitboxes still a mess?

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

there was a Fun Factory near Marsden which was a lot of fun. I remember the slide and ball pit on friends' birthday parties. we had a VHS tape of my birthday from 1997 there, but the video quality eroded away over time unfortunately

internet and sugar

its SCIENCE

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nope
horrendous

everyone's always been thick, whatever generation you're talking about is just thick but with a range of platforms to share it with the world

shit education system that's basically just glorified daycare
lots of parents are shit at parenting and just throw a tablet/phone at their kids and hope it keeps them distracted/quiet
and technology is shit and provides instant gratification and messed up social skills and ideas

basically everyone's functionally retarded

Sugar doesn't make people stupid, if anything it's the opposite lol

awful parents jesus

95% of them have ADHD

do characters still have the +-5% damage taken then?

someone redpill me on how it breaks international law

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BIG chune

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people don't smoke as much now when they're younger so they're fat, retarded, AND low test

we need socialism lads

alri Greek philosopher from the BCs

Think about the parents

yes it does
be quiet

English lads have it easy over here. I’d boot up tinder and have a new girl on my cock this evening if she did that and she knows it.

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People aren't stupid, just unhappy.

complaining about how stupid the youth are has been done since ancient times lads. find a new gimmick

how much would you chip in for a lil fund for mark? we can send him the funds as a gift at christmas time.

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this time it's true

elaborate

mad how Richard Hammond had a big crash and suffered serious brain injuries but just healed up completely

the power of celebrity lads

lot of banging about coming from one of the flats around me. always wonder if the vf below me who lives with his parents has finally lost it when this happens

it’s been true for over a century lol

for me it was my kiwi female friend who came over here for uni and she found it curiously amusing how women here wear far too much makeup, are quite fat, a bit ugly, and all insist on wearing high heels that become uncomfortable before the end of the night

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italian night italian night

I might unironically send him a gift at Christmas time. The poor bugger

the builders have come for you too

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how to save onlyfans pics?

Black people existed in Britain in the 1700s and were able to vote

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uh huh sure

didn't work for schumacher though hey

websites to order trainers?

any good podcasts?

That's how they balanced the size of some of the characters, Path was a cunt because he was really thin too. Looked it up and they still do have the resistance/weakness