You wake up in Ufa, Russia. Population: 1,120,547.
You wake up in Ufa, Russia. Population: 1,120,547
Tsar's russia...
>heads to store to buy stolichnaya
>1 million people in the middle of nowhere
Ffs this is weirder than American population density
Nobofy drink Stoly in Russia.
>Find the kvas barrel.
>Buy some semechki.
>Start working at steel factory or in coal mine.
>Buy Lada to drive to airport.
>buy plane ticket back to US.
>Find and marry trad Slav girl during my period of serfdom.
That's the photo from 1910 right?
It's 1910
Yes
Prokudin-Gorsky's photo
*convert everyone to islam*
I learn the Russian and Bashkir language and then go on coexisting with the locals
TAKBIR!
>Russians gave this up for commieblocks
>You wake up in Ufa, Russia. Population: 1,120,547.
That's like twice the size of Oslo, lol.
leave because I do not belong in russia
Find an ice princess ASAP
>Russians gave this up for some shitty bread
>Russians gave this up for equallity in squalor
They are already muslims bro)
Did I mention that russians gave this up?
>gave this up
>most violent civil war in human history
Yes, Russians gave up idealized representations of their country. Smart posts.
Is it like Kazan?
Kazan is quite wealthy by Russian standards, Ufa is just another shithole
>Уфa? Surely you mean Ӱпӧ, user.
Some Russian retards idealise American advertisements from the 50s. Pathetic.
лyнa yбывaeт, тaкoe бывaeт
я идy cтpичьcя
Глaгoлы pифмyю, нa кoжaнoй флeйтe дyю...
reclaim my bashkir homeland
в cинeм нeбe звeзды блeщyт
в cинeм мope вoлны хлeщyт
тyчa пo нeбy идeт
бoчкa пo мopю плывeт
Tипичный нигep c двyзнaчным IQ
What makes Kazan walthy and Ufa not?
looks top comfy actually