/brit/

please help

no you wouldn't
be quiet

i am a dwarf and im digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole.

how do I resbond

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Hard to say since your minimum wage is like $25

fat bastard

how much do you usually spend on food ameribro>

I demand a tranny gf THIS MINUTE

"n/a"

what sort of dinner? £24 Sounds about right for a reasonably nice meal out with one drink.

If takeaway for yourself, its quite a lot.

"poo"

can you ask again with $40-$50 converted to the Queen's money

leftypol emboldened

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

sex now pls

"you matching with me"

With the best compliment you've ever received

get the fucking birthday shit to fuck

You've got a big cock

Like $6 a meal

Wouldn't dream of responding to a yank at this time seeing as its literally 5am there, 100% certainty youd be talking to a total spaz so there's no point

I spend $220 a week on groceries for myself but I also go to the gym 6 days a week and NZ prices are fucking gay

>leftypol emboldened

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cringe on

HATE new zealand

the laugh track on everybody loves raymond is worse than the one on the big bang theory

Looks like it will be a full week of no work lads. Wonder if I should just sack it off early instead of waiting at my laptop for something to come in. Might have a comfy day reading, or something like that

just takeaway for meself didnt think i was that fat

soft lad

knighthood for Beans

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Poverty dinner, cooked at home - 50p

Decent home cooked meal or cheap ready meal- £1 - £3

Posh ready meal or cheap fast food - £5

Cheap restaurant or decent takeaway - £10 - £15

Anything more should be an occasional treat only unless you're a loaded yuppy

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Fuckin chompers on this bitch

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leftypol putting his fingers in his ears and singing LA LA LA

omg homealone is here

shalom, brother. how are you today?

>Wouldn't dream of responding to a yank, 100% certainty youd be talking to a total spaz so there's no point
Could have shortened this post down a bit

deano:
+arm strength from countless barbell curls
+agility from sunday league football
-doesnt like to mess his hair or clothes

rorke
+literally nothing to lose
+belly strength
-very unfit

leftypol
+fast and good at dodging
-weak
-is a female

I like presidents who don’t get coronavirus.

rorke opening his special wojak folder for emergencies

>Its literally 5am there
Where?

shalom im ok how are you?

I have never received a compliment in my life

so we looked at the data

once again proving that his nonsense "get people to use filters" mission is bollocks

Looks kiwi unironically

over there

>131528762
Don't care blog on

There

just think, in ten hours time this place will be heaving with /brit/ lads

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what do you mean?

good to hear, brother spence. i'm ticking by as usual. what are your plans for today?

What are their special attacks?

Is Zig Forums the best place to make fun of americans?

pige

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huh?

gogogo monty boys
i mean cringe on post your cringe onwards
some reading some posting some watching some dancing some drinking some eating some thinking some praying you know how it is

Just think, in a weeks time, Trump will be dead

wear?

>is a female
>implying

under there

im currently leading the attack on twitter also

good post

i am a dwarf and im digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole

holy fuck lmao

Just had a quick scroll through the thread and couldn't find the post where anyone asked

owt good in ur release radar lads?

Mental how my only future is gone

y'know where

whats that word used for people like baron trump, nba players and tigers that are cray tall because of some genetic abnormality

>some dancing

twitter.com/TheSun/status/1311345059254673411
lmfao

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grinning ear to ear every time i remember i'm australian

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How come special forces don't use katana's?

yeah thanks for asking

good lad. please include me in your prayers. thank you.

My dad prefers to use a tactical broadsword

Lanky bastards

Good idea, might make a Twitter purely to laugh at americans

Tall

>Twitter
shan't be reading that

>making fun of kids
edgy

will do my friend, will do

Japanese ones do but they refuse to share their martial expertise and Bushido code with other militaries
fucking OP

saw the proper vid of it, they didn't even run the actual locomotive used in the movie

just cringe'd backwards

Now THAT'S a mezzanine I like

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>twitter.com/TheSun/status/1311345059254673411

>these formulaic, canned reaction GIFs
Nuke twitter

Lads
this cunt reading the book of the dead just said you could transform into a rainbow if you pray hard enough

UK shitness in a nutshell

Could fuckin waste both these cunts in a fight

Makes me want a full English. Going to pop to the caff in the raincoat now.

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Why so few Swiss people on this website?
literally never a thread made by a Swiss flag ever

for me its a $150 tasting menu with matched wines

Deano:
Blinds his enemies with his unnaturally white teeth.

Rorke:
Always has a pint glass in hand that could be used as a weapon.

Leftypol:
A deafening high pitched screech.

Get a job pig boy

thought praying the gay away didn't work

Anyone ever have a titfuck from a chick?
How was it?