/brit/

had a dream I went camping with some people I barely know or ever interacted with. I wonder if I’ve ever been in someone’s dream who barely even knows me

only thing worse than a nonce is a nonce in denial
everyone that watches anime should be sent to ascension island

You got ignored posting this in the last thread so made an outrageously early new just to have it in OP. Bit of a Billy no mates aren't you?

know what's worse than a new thread? Literally every post you have ever made. go fill your pockets full of rocks and jump in the sea.

What's on the agenda this evening then?

>anime is for nonces
finally a good opinion from /brit/

>"yeah i wank over cartoons of children but its just an online persona"

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the cat that sleeps in this house is rolling in my sweaty tshirt

faced with a huge dilemma lads

do I game upstairs where I can use an Ethernet cable but it's cold as fuck

or do I game downstairs where there is the fireplace but wireless internet that can be sketchy at times

pencilled in to a niggard sucking session at 6 o' the clock

uncle

you're a sick freak throw yourself off beachy head

got a big bottle of Krombacher in the fridge
mrs has been baking all day so I'll have some brioche
don't know what dinner plans are
Gogglebox
shag and then bed

Senile boomer doctor tried to tell me the source of my ED was creatine. Who the fuck gave these guys their credentials? Such a rude bastard too

theyre not children but ok m8

Didn't think you needed a good connection for playing online, seemed to work fine 10 years ago in the 360 days can't see it being worse now

I never said we ARE superior to america, although we probably actually are in most respects. I said Brits almost universally consider themselves superior, if anything, brits have superiority complex with the USA, much like Germany has a superiority complex about the UK, while nobody in the UK really thinks about Germany at all outside of two world wars and luxury cars.

one of you's an imposter then aye

/brit/ is very hostile today lads

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fucking state of your mental gymnastics you nonce
fuck off

Monty Pyke 8pm
Is still a GO
Get in

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You know you lost your empire and two world wars, right?

Imagine living in a country where you get arrested for drawings.

shut up

nice try nigel

when the americans take your empire from you and SUEZ you, that's called an inferiority complex.

NONCE

could never fathom meeting up with people from Zig Forums IRL

imagine explaining that to a room full of blokes fucking hilarious this lad keep it up cope more

wypipo: nooooooo I cant eat insects wtf that’s gross

also wypipo: yaaaaaaaaas I love crab and shrimp no theyre not sea insects wtf

holy based

can it ugly

>Brits desperately denying their obsession with Germany

screaming
someone just said hentai on countdown on +1

its the director of the new york metropolitan museum of art you should be accusing

Bradleyposting needs to be outlawed.

youtu.be/vFofKGKlWo4

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>Gogglebox
can't fathom being this brain dead

the german virgin has been at it for a while. he just repeats the same things again and again. he's a legit autist virgin so there's no point even replying to him

just saw the new borat trailer looks very fake and gay

just run an ethernet downstairs.

Your willy's rubbish.

it's not for playing online, I don't game online most of the time. should have said it's for supplementary /brit/posting, YouTube watchings and music listenings

>Bradleyposting needs to be outlawed.

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There's a party this evening but I really couldn't be arsed to go
I'm absolutely knackered
there won't be that many girls who are single and
additionally there'll be people some of whom semi hate me
They'll all be drinking etc but they'll have karaoke which would be really fun but can't be arsed really
What do I do?

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nonce

the look on the judges face from the smell coming off the defendant trying to explain to the court room that its just drawings

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C-Chance would be a fine thing

any scrandem in?

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easiest way to tell what else on telly is worth watching
simple as

Yet they came out far ahead of you.

leave /brit/

people that actually reply to him are much worse

Dumb Bradleyposter

wasnt even an empire mostly.
all the land in europe was historically german. would be like if england lost northumbria to the scots.

Love a bit of goggy with the senpai

the nonce hunter complex at work

Can I come?

Fuck off normie

what actually happens to the US election if both/either candidate dies of rona

get pissed and sing oasis you poof

No it isn't, you don't know what inferiority complex means. You're pretty thick for a German. Come here and ask any given person what they think of Donald Trump and American politics and you'll quickly find a textbook definition of a superiority complex. I don't know if you're attempting to troll but you just appear dumb.

Lads, what websites are there that can provide me with analytics of another website, such as unique views, etc.?

was it Susie Dent

Biden v Coronavirus (since Trump is more covid than human atm)
Or
Biden v Pence

what can i replace /brit/ with?

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No not me

>nonce? the correct term is minor attracted person, friend

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ate half the custard tart
do i go back for the second half
worried mummy will think poorly of me in the morn

room hums of my arse

and then he said "its just drawings its not child porn"

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>"win" both world wars (actually won by the French, Americans and Russians)
>Lose your empire
>Germany rebuilds faster and better
what did you gain exactly?

fuck off nonce.

just off yourself. nobody would miss you. you would be doing everyone a favour. it would be the first selfless and useful thing you ever did.

Open a window you pig

parties come up with new candidates

cant imagine seething over drawings this badly

nothing really
this place is as unique as it gets

1000 year Pence Reich

Load of cute otters

need a job lads

linkedin making me feel guilty for neeting while others are progressing into fancy new jobs

stick a knife in your eyeball

>Guitar Lesson, 1934
Trying to work out what's artistic about this

Just like Blue is the Warmest Colour and seeing a '15 year old' tribbing with a 23yo is somehow artistic

Almost like it's art when a euro does it, but it's child porn when an asian does it

Who here thinks they are superior to Americans? Our shitty overpriced housing , shit wages and no guns. Oh yeah, it's sure great here.

Not a fan of tight fitting t-shirts

You're more autistic than he is if you still can't work out if it's a troll, Jesus wept.

howling

it's freezing lad

Rochdale? What's that? We should arrest people posting cartoons on the internet.

you a tubber or a skelly

looking at some drawings

stop crying and fuck off then

LinkedIn is unironically the worst social media for mental health lad

Don’t even get it, it’s not useful for anything and hardly anyone gets their jobs off it

opened yer aul one's window

interested to see just how retarded he will pretend to be.

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willy is good and hard when wanking but if I'm shagging I have to use tadalfail (viagra lite)

Is it psychological or too much porn

Dumb bradleyposter

take your meds

nah you're just a child who still thinks Zig Forums is for "winning arguments"

Having a wank just then and forced out a naughty fart. Went right up the nose.

youtu.be/DXihNDsoqtE

ITS JUST DRAWIMNGS NIKADJSADHNASHAHA

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nobody gives a shit what you think. you have the mental capacity of a fifteen year old child

wish anusface would wash his face ngl

cope, it's a deep seated inferiority complex you try to cover up by claiming it's superiority

heavily evidenced by the fact everyone seethes themselves to death when people use ami phrases in this general or ami culture (e.g. the ubiqutious BLM signs in your stadiums and the protests) makes its way over to you

would be absolutely insane if that happened but I think the VPs will take over since that's what they're there for

Neither, I'm broad shouldered though so when they're tight I feel stuff and it's just not comfortable.

literally is though isnt it

missus said if the cat wakes her up during the night then she will 'rape me'
unironically

just woke up

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nah you're just a child who still thinks Zig Forums is for "winning arguments"

Just won a Zig Forums argument hehe

NO you fucking CUNT i looked it up and they just field new candidates

koff now mate my cheeks are hurting fucking hilarious you nonces honestly

lazy bastard

bringing back the lost art of the 'strawpoll' lads

strawpoll.me/21036520

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Shame you did sleep forever

go back to bed you grotty worm
spare us your odour

why would anyone take career advice from a jobless neet

if its not drawings what is it

back from toil

it looms

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god sturgeon is an ugly bint. hate hate HATE her

Just call him a Slavic rape baby and he usually shuts up.

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How come I only like girls who look like this?

Latent homosexuality perhaps?

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literally my first post on the subject, how many you sunk into it bud?
genuinely you can have a good time without doing all this

is it too early for tea
been up since 2(am)

Trump issuing orders to nuke China if he dies
Basado
Check em

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how the fuck are they going to field new candidates when there's supposed to be an inauguration in January

who told you that, the admin of crackwhores.com?

britain look

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nonce bender

Did you go to an all boys school? Might explain it.

images depicting sexualised children its not even that funny its actually quite serious

Being paid £50 to watch the neighbours cancer-ridden cat

i beg one of you cartoon nonces turn up to the Montagu Pyke

dont know just look it up click on the washington post article for fucks SAKE

>is it illegal to look at a drawing of a murder or a robbery? no, then how can it be illegal to look at a drawing of a child?

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nope

nope a shitty comprehensive

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Ireland in a nonceshell

This except wholly and utterly unironically.

not really though is it

>And about the ninth hour, Jesus cried out with a loud voice, "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?" that is, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

literally what the fuck did he mean by this

imagine being this toxic for no reason

>Can I come?
If I had like an English friend with me everybody would think it would be so cool and interesting

it means "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

you can go to prison for it so if thats not serious then you're right if its not serious post it on your facebook or something

Not going out in this rain

off to the shops to purchase some carrots

if it's election day in the US and both candidates are in emergency rooms on ventilators that would be peak 2020. comparisons to 1980s USSR will be made

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about three. three posts. I don't know why or how you would possibly think you are somehow superior for the content of your posts here. we're both posting on Zig Forums, neither of us will get anything of value from doing so. neither of us have anything better to do. everyone here is wasting time. get off your high horse and pull your head out your cunt

>why would anyone take career advice from a jobless neet
Just a few weeks ago he was asking us how to write a cover letter lmao, the way he talks with authority on things he knows fuck all about is utterly insane.

Looks like the kid who played Geoffrey

you can also go to prison for ordering a banana to a black persons table at spoons

i hope you'll all be respecting covid precautions

His dad let him die ;(

just want a gf to shag

fs fs fs

dumb people think they're intelligent for some reason. its weird.

you're the most toxic aspect of this general, and everyone thinks so. nobody, not a single soul gives a single fuck what you have to say about aything

Having a comfy cup of tea on this horrible day of rain.

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cant believe how btfo homealone got a few hours ago aahahaha dont expec tto see his lying mug around here until next week desu what a tool

lmao there you go again

embrace your destiny

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I want cold, crisp clear days... not eternal drizzle ffs

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blog on

>the way he talks with authority on things he knows fuck all about is utterly insane.
everyone does this

everyone buys shit from the shops

everyone is toxic for no reason here

Love it

It's okay that you come here constantly, it's okay that you're bitter about us and obsessed with us, but do you have to project so badly?

These posts keep being made over and over and the cognitive dissonance is shocking

Mate stop being so negative

I can't tell you the way I feel
Because the way I feel is, oh, so new to me

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imagine being British and not being able to shag with the accent literally just move to America or Canada and women will ATLEAST want to shag for the novelty as long as you aren’t a schizo maimed freak

cosy isnt it. love it.

youtu.be/DXihNDsoqtE?t=407

whos kevin cosgrove

>the way he talks with authority on things he knows fuck all about
desuarchive.org/int/thread/107351665/#107352759

Why no white history month?

no i dont
be quiet

no i dont
be quiet

no im not
be quiet

what happened?

just been inspired to make a cup of tea

not really on topic that but whatever you say keep coping cope on as it were

>OH. MY. HECKING. G*D. IS THAT A DRAWING OF A CHILD? JESUS F*CKING CHRIST I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICKERINO, HERE JAYDEN HOLD MY HUEL FOR A SECOND

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I don’t understand how asking for advice is a bad thing?

because whites aren't racists

*yawn* morning lads

forgot about this kid