/brit/

= Virgin

Reminder to get out before its too late

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plowed sandy's box last week

instead of COMMIE SLAGS
why don't we start doxxing COMMIE LADS

i aint bout that life now more pussio

What we've got here… is failure to communicate

They stopped inviting you out because you’re an aggro cunt, can easily tell from your posting habits. Lay off the roids

week off toil

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greece is the best place to holiday in europe

sexy tune

think reddit/twitter is leaking again

was born in the same maternity ward as RDJ
even was into making electronic music (once my dreams of becoming the next Cobain-Gallagher-Lydon-Cohen-and every other rock hero I idloised before realising I was better at making techno music

What exactly is the appeal of going to the pub at the moment?

>closes at 10
>must stay in your household
>no groups of more than 6

Just so you can drink a pint in public?

Yes

aye, Ibiza too expensive for your chavs

Deano is willing to spend 1/6 of his annual income over 10 days in Ibiza

old news keep up you spastic x

which one?

That’s not true and I don’t care

>must stay in your household
Only in some places, mostly in the shithole north

enjoy it while it lasts.. for toil is infinate. toil is inevitable

lads

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that's the official guidelines I'm sure practically it doesn"t work like that
thots wanna shag you feel me

4stats.io/
/brit/ at 9.96 posts/minute
fastest on the 'chan

thread is kinda grim when theres too many people
no one gets (You)s like this

>must stay in your household
don't think this one is true, in England at least

treasure

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streamlad here again
thinking of streaming today because people I was going to meet up with have flaked but I probably won't and I'm just blogposting
blogging off

It's true if you go to university

treasure? that was me

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nurse aisha to give you a prostate massage haha

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alri droop eye

Do a stream lad

robert downey jr or richard d james
i grew up near RDJ (richard d james)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*delivers a firm strike to your nose*
not the only ones

look like they're in an Epstein mansion or similar

grimmo

that is their best one tbf

problem is I just get mocked too hard and I'm not exactly in the mood to take the bants
maybe I will though

wonder if i start posting from my special folder if all the runts will piss off.

diego is a fucking histrionic idiot

you could just stop being a virgin

hi x

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hows o

is this racist?

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pepega

Good edition.

Anyone says the words blog on is getting a bottom thumping

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She's gone into nursing? Good on her to be fair.

going to stay awake all night smoking spliffs drinking wine and watching youtube videos

YOLO pal do it

aon kilimanjaaj lolmlpir tit xne booboo
nighegger

youtube.com/watch?v=br-Dy3puDoc

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=e5jMWpOjfP8

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mad how I'm too autistic to have a job

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the quote on quote scran

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will you setiously fuck off you attention seeking fool

im trying to talk about mexican mate and you just force your unwanted self into every conversation you presumptious little attention seeking slug

grew apart from my best mates tbf. we see each other once every month and thats about it
toilmates are alright to eat lunch with and i get along ok but i'm not sure about crossing the line and seeing them out of toil hours. i get along with them but not really that much, they're in this sort of friends purgatory

how old are you

KTIM

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post an ugly image of amer so I can use it for the stream
(usually wouldn't save an image like that so I don't have it saved)

Corrrr

mad how sara literally works in a charity shop sifting through donated used nappies

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KTIM

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The post that ended homoalone

lel ok u got me again

youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh cant stand it

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why in the fuck would you order that much? vile.

heres the latest

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been trying for the fabled hands free orgasm like that but to no avail

are you a lonely old man

ughhhhh rentdaddy.....
let me please pay rent to you via patreon

I've seen some full on autists get jobs. One guy at Sainsbury's collects the trolleys, another the early morning shift cleaning in Wetherspoons. Sometimes people who just happily do these sorts of jobs for their whole lives are desirable.

haha Trump skewered on HIGNFY!!

newfag

not amer but I'll add it to the obs thing anyway

blog on

dinner for 1 again issit?

not even i've just got impulsivity problem and burned bridges with most people over the years

feel like shit, just want her back

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Hate all those Zig Forums shit albums, they're all wank. Especially court of the crimson cunt and the milk over the sea bollocks.

So what do you do in your spare time

WE
E
W

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looks like some broad shouldered lass in a white shirt and denim jeans sticking her batty out on the left LOL

>Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, by The Beatles, was previously number one, but in 2020 it dropped back to #24.
>It has been replaced at the top by Marvin Gaye's What's Going On, a soul-pop concept album inspired by the social divisions of the early 1970s.

Hello fellow Redditor!

sex

doing a poo lads

I usually wouldn't see the purpose in saving it

reddit

honestly thought that was alan

mad how alcohol uis legal to be purchased and consumed
you can do ddrugs legally this is proper mad like

but king crimson isn't in that image?

a wank but cheeky

>Marvin Gaye's What's Going On,
very fucking overrated

youtube.com/watch?v=nrOLGifnMJk

leave the poor girl alone

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>HIGNFY viewership is ~43,000 people
>there are 45k people named Alistair in the UK
poetry

King Cwimson is based

it is

>a soul-pop concept album inspired by the social divisions of the early 1970s.
you what

was 1 (ONE) day late on rent, rentberg isn’t happy lads

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Yes but it is a mu album you fucking mong

i imagine myself working a 60 hour week just to pay rent to rentdaddy homealone. i prostrate before with my rent money in my cupped palms and takes it from me

corrrr

Explain how King Crimson works

okay this is actually peng for once

Fucks sake. It's not even that good an album. 3 good songs and the rest is filler.

only bad ones there are in the aeroplane over the sea and american football, rest are alright

>when munters talk about dildos and sex on twitter

grim grim grim

Did you know Australia had an exclusive half-speed master of Sgt. Pepper's, resulting in possibly the best ever release of it on vinyl
Goes for nearly £1000 on Discogs

He’s onto me

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cheeks dzare gay
thats a s a gay youre talking abourt cheeks ans all

youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg
one of those albums everyone has heard of but never listened to

so much of this album gets sampled that listening to it is a musical education

new

seething little cunt saw it was 1 day late and scrambled to the agreement to try and get as much as he good of you
actual heartless worms arent they

"corrr"

she's proper done a number on the gullible twat

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whats Frasier (The Rumble)'s brother doing now?
did he get rona'd?
*walks off in deep ponderment just as you are about to answer*

Life tip - don't break contractual obligations

prostrate massage Haahha

Uses polymelodies (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphony) the same as classical music but in a general progressive rock style.

youtube.com/watch?v=ql-xNcpW_dA
Just have a listen to this

need her as my 1 sided and she doesn't love me at all and treats me like shit but i desperately try to make her love me even though she cheats on me gf

Cooorrrrr she's FIT

youtu.be/I8_NCX2AwLE
God damn this song is heavy as fuck

poo slags willy bumhole ahahah de lads pint etc

On the subject of Sabbath, Tony Iommi claims they spent more money on cocaine than studio time during the production of this album

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googled it
>twitter name: 'a dildo in thatcher's dead arse'
>onlyfans link
>Celtifc/LFC fan
for fuck's sake

don't you love it when your employer doesn't pay you on payday

youtube.com/watch?v=HV46OGU7ksE

>Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
what did he mean by this?

*gordon ramsey voice*
I SHAGGED A GOBLIN

ever get your cock out at a party aha

living with a lass is a huge time sink. other than that work out, read, play the trumpet
i've got singular people i'm half friends with i'd meet every now and then to catch up but i wouldn't call them mates, they dont make up a big group and i see them even rarely than my true friends but if you accumulate them it makes up for quite some hours per month. i just could never disappear from their lives like i did with other because they don't know me well enough and find me a worthwhile person enough to spend time with me

bazlurman

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Is she Irish or of Irish descent?

no not really

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have no idea what that post meant

yeah when i go to the toilet lmaooooo

Kek what have you done to warrant a text like that lad

forgive me lads but im subscribing to her onlyfans

proper shithead

reckon he’s scared because eviction is illegal in California because of COVID, worries I’ll hang about for free then leave. would serve him right.

doubt it, probably a larper
twitter.com/cerseieatmyass

no this is ribald and incongruous
didd dbother reading and you dhoulf d tstop NOU x

You’re the French poster who said you were impulsive on the drink and drug taking when you were younger and as a result you alienated everyone around you? I believe I am you 10 years ago

The 25th James Bond film No Time To Die has been delayed for a second time, until April 2021

I got pants'd at a party once. As soon as the lad did it I swung around and cracked him in the nuts and he went to the floor. Everyone laughed at him and girls were impressed by my girth and reflexes.

Come on Pierre you coward. Give you a quick one two, won't even see it coming

do it lad

imagine rentdaddy homealone saying this isnt enough rent

and you beg him saying please diego i need to eat more than baked beans and sardines please let me just keep some money for some nice food

and rentdaddy diego says 'NO PAY YOUR DUES PIGGY'

corrrrrrrrr

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call the judge and get some fudge

yes i reckon this is me haha
going straight substance wise also don't help with the social life as you can guess

Boobs

FFS

Ian Hislop reminds me of Diego

Nutted in his grandma and nearly made her heart stop by pushing her head to hard in the pillow when he was nobbing her.

No it is very small flaccid, I couldn't get it out really I'd just be pully my pants and trousers down

grim gimm'
pack it in

blog on

which diego?

grim

what did she mean by this?

twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/1312111446814203904
twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/1312111446814203904

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You just can’t win, huh? I’m totally over the top on drink and substances which is why nobody likes me. Need to get a girl innit.

who dis?

Fury v Wilder 3 delayed until may 2021

EVERY band between the beatles and the pistols should be eliminated from history
vast majority were nonces who made shite music anyway

real simp hours

ohhh god daddyyyy i love when you talk dirty about money like this

ian hislop is the muffin man, big doughy cheeks

bahahahaha penin get it
that is funny and al that reddit daustelaina i lemean mean australian
chinese frieworks araez cancer for the emoirezz ezmpir e remprtiere emopire ffs empire
wouldnt mind quickei erigfht right now fuck just rkef iam lean mean* so fucken lonelyso fucken horny but the soul is broken ha
ciute frohg real likin f i this image >
>131563288 nnnooooooooooooooooooooooo

Exercise: order a pizza without saying the word pizza

What about Led Zep? Nonces yes but great music.

oh my christ

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might take a mind altering substance

She gets very poor engagement on her tweets nowadays, probably trying to get people pay attention to her with an easy poll

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