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Pic related is the real cedar man, he was blue you see

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copealone jerks off to all things christianity because he doesn't know anything about it, evidently

nah i'm just joshing ya pal

2 sugars please

The world cannot function without the British; simple fact

>english mythology was completely made up in the 20th century meanwhile scottish mythology is natural and has existed since the 3rd century

bints who smile with their gums are so vile

TRUMP GOING INTO HOSPITAL
TRUMP GOING INTO HOSPITAL
TRUMP GOING INTO HOSPITAL

grim

the fellas

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Tremendous post

do you believe trump does anything he gets told what to do the same as they all do, american politics of a fucking scam mate

why?

well god quite clearly condones slavery, genocide and sexism and if jesus is a state of god then he is in fact quite a lot to do with all those things.

131566307
tell me what i dont know about christianity

NEED jasinta to kick my bollocks into orbit

youtube.com/watch?v=xykvrGpCW6E

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Yeah got beer but no food left apart from half a tub of dairylea. Bring us out a couple of bags of pork scratchings cheers

JFC, make the pain stop lads

what denomination are you?

your country is as powerless and weak as mine is, we are fucked unless CANZUK happens now and is more than just granting the right to work/live/travel it needs to be a continuum of military, political, and trade agreements so we don’t get swallowed up when the US dies

I am at OMG in plymouth if anyone wants their willy sucked

heemed four lads because of the missus over three years

Number one, in 1945, corporations paid 50% of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5%. Number two, in 1900, 90% of Americans were self-employed. Now it's about 2%.

Eiffel 65 were actually pretty fuckin good

youtu.be/TPAu_PkcUNM

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>2020
>worshiping a kike on a stick

>well god quite clearly condones slavery, genocide and sexism
the only thing that god in the old testament might condone is genocide the others are your nonsense.
as jesus says he has come to fulfil the law follow jesus is all you have to do nothing about your other stuff
im not a christian

hope that fat cunt dies 2bh

would rather die of a chest infection than of a vomiting bug i reckon

Nah doubt it.

>stupid people
>use too many commas
>smart people
>also use too many commas
crazy

Was it really their fault or was it hers? Because usually it’s the woman

those figures aren't exactly correct and present day self-employment is definitely incorrect

LARPing jock twat

shud be closed by now
what does the year have to do with truth?

business idea: create a general on all boards

three pints of black sheep and a pack of scampi fries
also blag a cig of dave for me aha x

wonder what had happened before 1945 that could have made the economic situation different

>engaging with copealone the attention whore
can't imagine wasting your time like this

can see why this euro trash wasnt a hit...

The difference between single and double predestination

late game belter of a post

Can't wait to discuss British origami

lads would you volunteer to fight in Canada if Russia started claiming land rights here in Alaska and the territories

ah yes the yank chatting shit but too cowardly to respond to the call out

youtu.be/3OMv4CW8gdQ

>the only thing that god in the old testament might condone is genocide the others are your nonsense.
even if youre right (which youre not) you're telling people to accept the teachings of a god who condones genocide. that is not the path to enlightenment. you have evil in your poisoned heart.

Not a very nice way of talking about 190 is it? But I understand your sentiment and agree with it wholly

I am in the alley behind OMG in plymouth if anyone wants their willy sucked

How come you lads are on here on a Friday night shitposting and not shagging birds and licking out fannies?

yeah. the famous scottish name thoreau.

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feeling unwell

Corporations are so big, you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system.

Just had a crunchie bar and now my skin is inflamed ffs

No
You got rid of the flag, embraced france and took in our royal traitors
You aren't worthy of any help from the commonwealth. Ask Amerikkka

need her as my gf asap

remember when Anthony Joshua in the preparationn for Ruiz 2 was acting like he was trying hard by not getting a trim and it's like lmaoooooooooo

no AJ pal, you didn't improve, you just became a robot in the second fight, that you could've done in the first fight

but you thought you would get him out in 6 rounds but the thing is with Fat cunts like Ruiz you have to have a punch from the gods to knock them out anything over 19 stone is near impossible to knock out

not to take anything away from ruiz

he is a hard cunt

TRUMP IS DEAD

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SOUNDS OF BAMBOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=f15JqyY8Dgk

Ill be round in 5 minutes lad, just finishing off a poo at garys

he's upset

was out last night innit
not a fan of table service, end up drinking far too much as i always order two pints at a time

mind your own business, yeah?

America is dead it’s on the brink of civil war

When american presidents die it usually causes the nation to panic.

every sentence reddit spaced is honestly more obnoxious than anything that spacker says

What a shame.

No but if somehow we all had to individually suddenly pick a side or die in this imagined conflict i would fight for russia

Mad how Limmy got canned and then bounced back x10 stronger

He’s a lefty jock twat but he’s ARE lefty jock twat

Remember how you ruined your niece's life by grooming and raping her, you filthy fucking nonce cunt?

lol

lol if you say so
i am right and you are being severely dishonest. for starters you have to assume your translation is correct - i assume you can't read hebrew, then you have to assume the text is supporting genocide, then you have to assume that the person writing had the truth of god, then you have to assume that you know more than god to pass a moral judgement against it. even if we assume all this is the case it does not even mean that it is not possible that "genocide" was necessary at a certain point in time for universal salvation.

can't kuwait?

parents are obviously shagging next door
my life is a pile of shite

Really dont get how hes popular
His stream is grim and his 'comedy' isnt funny at all

You alone, lad. It's okay. The fanny can wait.

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shit gimmick fuck off

You might be thinking, surely it doesn't loom for that guy? It's Saturday tomorrow.

Well... you are mistaken,

it looms.

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thoughts on the tinder bio??

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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, imagine not having a Schizoid father that would never get intimate with his wife because of lack of interest

>bounced back x10 stronger
>went from having an actual tv programme to streaming on twitch

Comedy is subjective

People know the government has a vaccine.

It's not like they are yelling "user IS NEVER GOING TO EXPERIENCE THIS" while slamming together

Reminder that sales tax is a regressive tax on the working man, who spends the entirety of what he has left, most of it going to rent and bills, on food and the occasional drink or smoke.

Meanwhile Tarquin lives in a mansion, has no expenses, and puts all his money into investments to avoid paying taxes until he takes it out.

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the first time it happened was because of her really. was walking outside at night when some wog started confronting us, asking us where we're from, the usual stuff. Instead of letting me talk and keeping her mouth shut she started telling him to fuck off, made the guy wave around his hands like he was gonna floor her so i had to step in and glass him, which sucks because its a situation that couldve been easily defused
three other times its guys who came onto her when i had my back turned and who didnt back off and got confrontational when i came around and told them to jog on. they were the aggressively flirting type who doesnt let go

Fuck off. Bloke is a cunt. Like you.

youre the only one being dishonest. really pathetic. more evidence that religion makes decent people think and do evil things.
glad people like you will be gone for good soon.

Leeds are gonna beat City tomorrow

lol

Absolutely creasing at Zig Forums now that the Burger King is in hospital

drumpf's clearly not in danger

theyre tested every day so they the minute he got it they knew about it. and he's got a hospital on call on the 2nd day. it takes longer than that for the virus to show itself. and every normal person is told not to go to hospital unless it continues for 7+ days

just like boris you know it's precautionary

He has his own homemade show subsidised by BBC and has a literal cult following through his YouTube, he landed on his feet

nah mate
he's just taking one for the team
to show to the americans he's just like them - a regular man

sounds like a good lad

Oh no no no

Trump being flown to Walter Reed Hospital

>religion makes decent people think and do evil things.
how can you write such fucking stupid shit i really hope you're being dishonest and not this ignorant. the reason why you think this is "evil" is because you have fully embraced the christian worldview.

you don't know that

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Yes but I've been on /brit/ since 2015 and I dont get why /brit/ likes him
His comedy isn't funny to me and it's also not what I would expect to work on /brit/, you dont even see his stuff posted here much, reckon hes just spammed by a few lefty retards trying to make out he's /our guy/

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF FROSTIES HTTING MY PLATE

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

WITH TONY OUR MATE

WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS FROSTIES TASTE GREAT

EVEN LADIES WHO WAIT

OR A PI-RATE

AND YOUR TEENAGE BROTHER WHO'S GOING OUT ON A DATE

IF YOU LIVE IN OZ MATE

OR THE EMPIRE STATE

EVEN LADIES WITH PERSONALISED NUMBER PLATES

OR A BLOKE IN A CRATE

WELL HE KNOWS THEY TASTE GREAT

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT

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do you guys have the impossible whopper at burger king

funny how Scandinavians before nationalities like Swede etc existed they were commonly referred to as "fish eaters"

people have een saying this for years and been called conspiracy theorists

youtube.com/watch?v=clk2ClBOGTM

why do they always ruin Roal Dahl? got blacked, got americanized,

wtf ten hours ago there were 'no symptoms' now he's in hospital
he ain't gonna make it

He isnt though

And I bet she didn't stagger around, rambling incoherently before collapsing on the floor like wh*Te girls do after one bottle of WKD either.

how is that a letter lol

Limmy's Show was his peak mate, don't pretend he's doing better now than he was then.