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I'm drunk Zig Forums make me laugh
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im a georger rmartin fan
i just finished the last book the dance
hes' a fat piece of shit and he keeps writing his fucking blog about how much of a piece of shit turmp is and he is never gonna finish the series, he cant possibly do it in only two books and since it takes him 10 years to finish one it will take like 30 years to finish the story but hes 72 so he cant do it because he s writing his fucking blog
tell me how this song feels while drunk youtube.com
I don't drink anymore
Kek fucking loser
I'll never respect anyone that claims to be a fan of someone
Yes he's going to die before finishing the series
I posted about it once on a asoiaf forum and they deleted my post
Honestly it's lame
Kek
Based
I can respect that, rock on dude
It makes sense for her. She needs more exercises
ni-
thanks
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
Ahahaha honestly hilarious
Bruh
it's obvious he's already finished it and is just withholding it because of some under-the-table deal he made with the show runners.
Sorry i like pussy
this but it's a german woman with a strap-on
How do you make the liberal arts major get off your porch?
You tip him for the pizza.
Fuck ni- really
It's bad i laught at it?
>amerimutt humour
long legs are attractive though
Alas I sit so broken hearted tried to shit yet only farted.
Then one day I took a chance tried to fart, and shit my pants.
built for bbc
Man funniest shit ever
:DDDDDDDD
I left my home country because I didn't wanna be with my parents but it backfired cuz now I have no friends.