Do Americans really shart in mart? Why do they do it? Why can't they control their shart bowels?

Do Americans really shart in mart? Why do they do it? Why can't they control their shart bowels?

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this is what you do instead of standing up to your country so you can have rights too

>Do Americans really shart in mart?
Not really, no.

Yeah I shart myself a few weeks ago at the supermarket

I shitted my pantaloons

Yes we do
You probably live in commiefornia or something

I do not. We don’t shart in mart.

I literally shart in Publix

>Why they do it
You can't just abandon your traditions,it's about national pride.

>I do not. We don’t shart in mart.

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kek, good answer

Only when too much McCafes and French fries.

Tacos do it for me

So when is the lat time YOU had sopa de macaco

yes

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Those are some good sharts. I haven’t had one that good yet myself

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I saw a lady shit her pants in walmart couple of years back

man that has to itch like a mf

americans are built for this

>Do Americans really shart in mart?
yes.
>Why do they do it?
walmart serves probably like 200 million incredibly unhealthy people living the life of an underdeveloped nation. accidents are bound to happen.

it's a southern thang

what gets me is how liquid it is

You are not considered American until you shart in mart. I myself have tried four times to do so but the closest I've gotten to is a putrid smelling fart.

I guess it's to try to get your country statehood?

Yes, us not sharting in mart is the main reason we are not a state.

Down here where I live, we call it the Patriot Stain

>Patriot Stain

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Holy fuck, I lost it, thanks American bro

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lel

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>Patriot Stain

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