What's your favorite Nordic?

Fuck off.

Australia.

Says an Amerishart

Where is Eesti?

Not ever Nordic

Imagine if a Nordic ruled Brazil, it would be Alexander the Great (also a nordic) all over again.

Says the one who lost to germans in 4 hours.

I don't give a fuck, mutt.

Any fun facts about the danes you'd like to share with us?

I'm not saying that you're wrong, but what didn't you guys do it in your own region? Germs did much more with much less.

Finland

and for some reason the mutt got butthurt
the end

there certainly was something wrong with his spunk

It would be my pleasure :)
Fun facts about Danes!

>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html
>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com/adolescents-denmark-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863
>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe.
Source: NOS3 research

>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.

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>4x population of scandinavia
>more densely populated
>better farmland
>closer to the european center
>>>>>>>>>>with much less
m8

checked

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Shut the fuck up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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greenland
>inb4 not nordic
ok, then norway. I have a friend that's from norway and he is very nice

Why are we so ugly?

Hang on, why does Greenland get it's own flag?

danish imperialists pls leave

No, we are supposed to represent them internationally, while they have their own autonomy in Greenland

The incels of today weren't incels back in the day

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I love them all.

I'm not an imperialist

ég hata d*Ni svo mikið

I can agree a bit with the population, but that's something you could change. In the end of the day it's your own fault.
About being near others, by your logic the UK should be a shithole since they are isolated from the rest of Europe.

>Farmland
Nordics have a bigger territory, I doubt in all of that land you can't produce as much as the germans.

Duh... Obviously Norway
What a silly question you ask there

Senpai, half of it is too cold to grow anything, and another 25% is covered in mountains

uwu

>I doubt in all of that land you can't produce as much as the germans
>Brazilian education
Norway and Finland would look much worse than Sweden as well
Germany has at least 4x as much land that's any good and probably more like 10x

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Screw you, buddy

Sweden.
Denmark is a prick, and Norway is just too weird.
Finrand isn't nordic and iceland, wow its nothing.

Denmark

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