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Grubby welsh niece noncer edition

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Let's not talk about yanks for one fucking thread

anyone remember the cuckio meme

After this civil war, I suggest resetting the international calendar from the birth of Christ to the American Declaration of Independence. Just like how the Romans dated their calendar from the founding of Rome. It will be divided into BA (before America) and AA (after America).

Here are suggestions for eras, check it out.

American War of Independence: 1 BA-8 AA
American Confederation: 6 AA-14 AA
American Republic: 14 AA-90 AA
Conquests of the American Republic: 28 AA-78 AA
Crisis of the American Republic: 45 AA-90 AA
Last War of the American Republic, or the Great American Civil War: 86AA-90 AA
American Empire: 90 AA-present
Pax Americana: 90 AA-245 AA
Crisis of the Third Century: 245 AA-present

Titles for notable leaders:
Washingtoes Immortales (Washington the Immortal): 44 BA-24AA, ruled 14 AA-22 AA
Polkus Magnus (Polk the Great): 20 AA-74 AA, ruled 70 AA-74 AA
Abelinus: 44 AA-90 AA, ruled 86 AA-90 AA
Rooseveltum Primum (Roosevelt the First): 83 AA-144 AA, ruled 126 AA-134 AA
THE FOUR GOOD EXECUTIVES (158 AA-188 AA)
Roosevelto Magnifico (Roosevelt the Magnificent): 107 AA-170 AA, ruled 158 AA-170 AA
Trumem Bombem (Truman the Good): 109 AA-197 AA, ruled 170 AA-178 AA
Eisenhowum Bonum (Eisenhower the Good): 115 AA-194 AA, ruled 178 AA-186 AA
Kennedorius Reformator (Kennedy the Reformer): 142 AA-188 AA, ruled 186 AA-188 AA

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you know it’s the spring when you wake up so drenched in sweat you genuinely wonder if you pissed yourself

>posts this in october
a-user?

seasons are reversed down here de lad

so winter is in summer and summer is in winter?

kind of, we have Christmas at the height of summer and the middle of the year is winter

how are you old enough to post on /brit/ but not know this

sorry i dont know how the seasons work in australia smartass

absolute 'tic mate

y-you too

Um, which way is the bathroom?

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gangnam style was 8 years ago

neck deep in some libtcod documentation

Epic george floyd moment!

>I have to pay £270 more in council tax than my neighbours because the house I just bought was worth more money than theirs in APRIL OF 1991

FUCK ISLINGTON
What retarded bullshit of this?
I wasn't even alive in 1991.
It's a shithole now what the fuck does 1991 have to do with anything?

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alri then

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The brevity of it all.

grim just spotted a flying roach outside

Would you fuck Stevie Nicks with the knowledge that baby ghosts might bite your penis?

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still a banger

yeah

I feel you

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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man up
i'm paying more than that in fucking cornwall where wages are a quarter of what they are in islington

SHAREEF DONT LIKE IT

>88-120k
There's no way your shithole isn't worth at least 4x that now.