Pls someone, marry me, I need to leave this shithole

no he probably looks like ricardo milos
seek help and fix your life

God dammit I just want a passable trap gf who doesn't have AIDS
actually passable not "I kinda look like a girl from this angle tho"

>I'm pretty sure it's better and have a brighter future, please user.
Not anymore.
Anyway, if you aren't a girl, are you a cute white twink?

are you a white girl?
I love listening to white french girls speak

Oh well, i can be your friend, i have a nice house
Shut the fuck up please

me too

i'm a 193 cm tall black man
my voice is deep and i could probably hold you by the jaw and lift you just like that

Define look like.
Fuck off.
Passable traps don't exist.
Idk , cute, white and twink are subjective concepts.
Cool, I'm going then.

>ricardo milos
so he's based?

pale skin, feminine figure
ideally blue eyes and blonde hair but other eye and hair colors are fine

yes
would you have sex with ricardo milos? I would

yes

haha funny joke
you sound cute :)

>feminine figure
Do you mean like curvy? Nah, I'm pretty flat all around. Can we just fake marry and be friend or something? I can clean your house.

what about ass? do you have a cute ass?
if you're cute, we can be friends with benefits

Are you white? We can trade passports and live each other's lives until we learn that home is anywhere your friends and family are.

Come here, you can live comfy neetbux life with me

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I'm flat as I said.
>Are you white?
You ask complicated questions. Like I'm 3/4 white, have fair skins and such, 99,9% of people here would consider me white. But for Zig Forums standards I'm not white. Would I be considered white for americans, europeans? I have no idea. I don't think about that really.
Cool, thank you, pls save me.

yes but how flat?
skeletal flat or twink flat?

when i graduate and move out i'll probably do this for some poor 3rd worlder, it's something i've thought about for years now
they'll just know how to cook though, i get angry if i come home from work etc and i have to cook something

if all hope is lost from my career ill just marry an american and get a greencard then become a housewife or find something to do with my life in a first world country