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pork sausage edition

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Lurpak Chopra.

wicked nasty poo brewing

based

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Today's top rec from Youey Tubey

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sad

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only known one kiwi and he was a suspected nonce lol

guess that proves it

the proverbial lads as it were

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most holidays are religious so will exclude one group or another
i guess new year and may day everyone is fine with

Still not over the Australian beef sausage fiasco

You know you would if you were drunk enough.

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As I lay in bed trying to sleep I’m thinking about something that happened in 2013 lads

First year uni. My new roommate started dating this girl and broke up after a month. They didn’t even have sex. Then there was a party where me and her made out, like a week or 2 after they broke up. I stopped it since I thought it was bad taste. She actually really liked me and always showed it when we saw eachother, even in 2nd year when I’d see her around at functions. Wonder if she was the one that I let go because I didn’t want my roommate to hate me (I’m still friends with him and he’s been with another girl since 2014). God she was such a pleasant person. Would’ve been a great girlfriend.

girls feet

never seen boobs in real life

fuuuark this is peng

sausage is the best element of a fry up. frankly you can keep the bacon

posting in reply to someone but without quoting their post is the ultimate cry for attention and mental help. You enjoy forcing someone to labouriously seek out your post and make the mental connecton without the (You) that they're speaking to you. They are commanding your attention when they post like that, do not feed into it by acknowledging a non (You)'d reply. It's a waste of precious brain electricity, small as it may be

Thoughts on CANZUK lads?

yeah but i bet they're a nightmare to be around
all trannies are narcissists itsthe only thing female about them

>weridos don't generally interact with the others
Just have to know how to hide your power level

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is emmett actually a juggalo

Would sober. Just wouldn't want anyone to find out

Never seen these in real life

My god emmett, this is bad. Even by your standards.

Nah you're alright. We have enough problems without all the chinese flooding in from C and A

xbox or playstation, my britpaki bros?
for me, its xbox (cause Im white)

reckon they should do loads more wacky limited edition foods like this
look how many flavours of crisp there are, or cheeses, or wines, but there's only one flavour of bacon
bacon flavour
what about Guinness flavoured bacon for example?
probably vile, but there's a chance it could turn out amazing

I'd let him suck my knob but that's where I draw the line

>all trannies are narcissists itsthe only thing female about them

Playstation because I exclusively play Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid

i feel like playstation has always been more popular in britain

Dogshit JF post

Can never hide those hands and arms
Please don't tell me you've never been with another woman since

They are commanding your attention to feed their ego, do not be the chef that fills their tummy

>kisses her ex boyfriends friend within weeks of breaking up with him
sounds like she has whore tendencies desu