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suck poo nig

>do you eat with your arse? 'cause you talk a lot of shit
one day i'll use this on someone

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youtube.com/watch?v=q4_VN5jIeW0

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noo pigger

why are you looking forward to being a cringe freak

watch a film
get a haircut
lift some kettlebells
play some strategy games

>Poormany

>when hs hand closes around your throat and you lose breath right as he goes balls deep for the first time, hurting you so much but you've given in to being helpless so you simply let it happen and for some reason, that you can't quite explain, you feel better than you ever have before, and all you can think about is needing more of him

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finasteride

thoroughly enjoying that his shirt just says norf not norf fc

programme idea: comedy-drama set in an HR department with cut-throat all-female office politics

>watch a film
what you got in mind?
>play some strategy games
which ones?

*observes thread from a dark corner taking notes*

the names nigger
poo nigger

because its a graph only of age so it shows that age matters but it does not show that nothing else matters
there are plenty of grpahs spread on race showing just how much race matters
im done dabbing on you now
enjoy being a brainlet wog forever

wish i was one of the petite bourgeoise

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if you vote tory under the age of 40 you are litearlly a freak or some massive tarq with a hedge fund

the tories are the pensioner party. they're for senile old people who want to feel young again.

Could probably be quite good desu, but you'd have to make all of the characters detestable lazy slugs if you wanted to make it accurate

unflattering depictions of women; cancelled for misogyny.

do you eat with your arse? 'cause you talk a lot of shit

Based and proto-deanopilled
youtu.be/-6tHw4yIDok

Are you claiming that ethnic minorities over 40 vote more conservative than labour?

i bet most midul under 30s lads in the trades vote tory if they vote at all. all the ones I know seem to have a real dislike of anything labour.

dont be this guy
go get some brother HH

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poo nigger, i've another assignment for you

I need you to suck 10,000,000,000 golf balls before midnight. Can you do it?

hmm yes, this tactic definitely worked last election

good post

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Leftypol genuinely thinks these utterly ridiculous Jewish clowns are the modern equivalent of Nazi paramilitary squads and they represent the rise of the far-right

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season finale is them all getting lynched by me

i'm joking i'm joking

Sorry for the pixelations, but it was hard to stretch the image far enough down to include Germany

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labour succesfully broke the class barrier when they sold out the working class for wog votes

house and techno music is the absolute top tier, cant wait for the clubs to reopen
mental that I havent been in a club for a whole 6months

aha banter

ahh want to fuck katy bs fat arse

can i ever

Legit nearly all white working class vote right wing.

Voted Conservative at the last general election. Voted Labour before that, the Greens before that, and the Lib Dems before that. Not sure who I'll vote for at the next general election desu.

for me, it's clearing up most of the heavy damage with a wipe of toilet paper, giving a nice focused clean with some soft arse wipes then a final dry with toilet paper

blog on

bum is full of poo lads

youtube.com/watch?v=B67f3gdzedQ

my dad was a labour voter all his life and he voted for new labour and he said he got conned 2bh

Can really see you maturing which each vote.

She's peng
Becky Hill sort of fills the same role these days and also has a great voice but isn't as fit as Katy

aussies still insecure about their irrelevant funbux currency, no culture, no history, no holiday and ami tier homes (which they rent from their chinese overlords)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

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barron browses Zig Forums

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BNP

>coppercab

he made one dogshit video and has leeched off that for over 15 years now
worlds first ginger fucking jew.

Didn't want Corbyns greasy hands on my large income. Simple as.

if you're young you vote the same regardless of race.

if you're old, your vote varies upon whether you're metropolitan or not.

fuckin choon that lad
youtube.com/watch?v=hqQY9UkGC_A
completely agreed lad
might make my 3rd pilgrimage to Ibiza next summer if it's all back to normal

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hello angry yank how r u

here you go brother HH

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*gives it a smack*

This is true in recent years, but historically they would have always been Labour. Labour have completely sold out their roots in the last decade or two

which inherently relies on your race

he draws white women

mad to think germany is the 15th grossest country on the globe

do they even still exist?

I'd vote left all the time if we had a patriotic socialist party
Problem is any such movement would probably be quite Brexity, and Brexit is fucking stupid

whats wrong, pragmeet? dont tell me youre one of those brown manlets that is scared to death of going clubbing

tories aren't especially right wing. they're neolib/blairite with a bulldog nationalist veneer. there's no real mainstream right wing party now the BNP are irrelevant.

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>please ignore actual income, because we lose horribly at it
>look at all the money our boomers have
lmao
you also lose at the gini coefficient

are you suggesting that the majoriy of over 65 people in birmingham and london aren't white?

True, but where do I go next? The Tories have genuinely been shit. Happy we'll get Brexit done and dusted, but don't think I should be rewarding this sheer incompetence with my vote next time.

Thinking I'll opt for the SDP

obviously I don't want someone to die, but it would be mental to see the fallout of Trump dying

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>german using the culture and history argument
if i say germany the only thing anyone thinks of (including their own brainwashed people) is how they got btfo in two world wars and how boring and unfunny they are

>These ‘anti racist’ ideas now manifest themselves in racially segregated spaces. Consider the short-lived experiment of the ‘Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone’ (CHAZ) which sprung up in Seattle after the George Floyd protests. Some of the protesters set up a ‘Blackout’ area in a field – a segregated, black-only ‘healing space’, which was, ironically, guarded by mainly white activists. Many US universities similarly offer black-only accommodation and recreation spaces. Over 75 colleges offer racially segregated commencement events. Such segregation is, of course, not driven by the same impulses as Jim Crow or the ones that motivate the likes of Richard Spencer. Instead, it is justified on the belief that people of colour are perpetual victims, and white people are perpetual oppressors.

HH

today's tinder likes: 4 morbidly obese women and a tranny

ah yes

wow 56k instead of 53k!

clubs reopened here a long time ago tho?

also hilarious since the brits here think they know about german/european clubs, they actually think they're getting into the good ones.

always keep that in mind when you're speaking with them

the fact is - the old vote tory
the young vote labour.

the idea that they working class young vote tory, is a myth.
you're a freak if you're a tory under the age of 40.

Cheers hackerman

i went into a club and had a panic attack
went to the next club and someone next to me got punched in the face

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national socialism perhaps

post pics of the tranny

the gf blasts the heating all day every day and still expects to only pay half the bill. she can get fucked.

chinese countryside looks peng

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>Problem is any such movement would probably be quite Brexity, and Brexit is fucking stupid
If you don't oppose the EU, you aren't a socialist, so you wouldn't vote for that party.

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there is a poo hanging halfway out as i type this. girthy. meaty.

idea: ageing

>you're a freak if you're a tory under the age of 40.
Or white

need to suck a poo out of her bumhole

did you think that tinder was somewhere that desperate but somehow also cute girls jump on any dick available?

no, it's full of the dregs of unshaggability

mentally ill JFs coming here to seethe about us on a saturday morning is quite hilarious for some reason

>are you suggesting that the majoriy of over 65 people in birmingham and london aren't white?
Yes actually. I'm from London and most of the white areas left are old wealthy people.

mental how obsessed brit neets are about money and economics when the average wealth of people doesnt affect them even in the slightest
its weirdly most common among lefty types as well
things like culture, politics, race and religiona ffect the day to day man way more yet NEETs think that if my country has 3% higher GDP than your country their life must be better?

if i was a woman i could sell my cushion for big bucks

>implying wanky German techno clubs like Berghain full of pretentious nonces have shit on even the £5 entry trashy clubs here for actually having a fun night

the tories are the party of dotage.
this fantasy brit has about these 30 year old working class lads in high vis jackets proudly voting for triple lock pensions and corporate tax breaks, is just nonsense.

lmfao sounds like a healthy relationship you've got there pal

nope rorke, only some grim flyover shitholes do that

why does the bruce like british politics so much?

Just want to go to a techno/dnb sweatbox and have a gary or three
Is that too much to ask?

After Caesar (Donald) dies, I hope Augustus (Barron) will triumph as Emperor instead of Mark Antony (Don Jr)

/brit/ not brit/pol/

Ill be happy to go to my local clubs tbqh

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oh do shut UP

germans love visitors and always bend over backwards for them.

last time I went to germany 5 different people just invited me to stay in their home for my stay after talking with them casually for a couple of minutes. reckon its probably easier to socialise in germany if you pretend you're foreign

need to buy more poo

reports are saying that Kanye West has turned up at Trump's bedside with a fishing rod a 6 pack of tinnies and a whole rotisserie chicken

you cant have a fun night in germany that you couldnt do better (and cheaper) in britain, holland, or even france

they lost their empire (taken from them by america) so that's all they have left

they're even shit at football and their clubs are all owned by foreigners

except i've shown you that white young people almost invariably vote labour in general.

i'm sure we can get the data for this. i very much doubt there are many constituencies where most over 65s are not white.

im never gonna know you now
but im gonna love you anyhow

german older women do anything to get a shag from a jf

SPOTTY
LITTLE
VIRGIN

HE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES

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pooing a poo

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Reminder: if you're seeing ugly/unappealing people on tinder or another app, it's because you have a similar score to them
Grim for some of you lot ITT lmao

no i was talking about you mate lol

Middle/upper class people who shill for Labour, listen to Stormzy, wear expensive Adidas jackets and call themselves working class because they grew up a mile from a council estate, but when actual working class people vote against their far left ideals they call them chavs, gammons and tell them to check their privilege.

please stop bullying us we're in a bad way lad cheers x

In my experience:
Almost all the people from school I knew that went to uni votes Labour
Almost all the people from school I knew that got an apprenticeship or started a trade votes Tory

Got further than you lot last world cup

why are germans (not talking about the yank on a proxy) so bitter and angry?

ngl i find the ones people say are attractive to be ugly and unappealing as well

*gives you the wink*
*opens my trenchcoat*
step into my office son have a butchers at some samples

it is actually, thanks for noticing x

i've met about 2 tory supporters in my life.
one was an actual freak
the other grew up in some cult-like church.

what percentage of white working people under 30 even bothered voting?

come back when you have 3 world cups in any top 10 global sport.

i'm not a british NEET like 75% of the british flags here though?

World wars: 2
World cups: 1
German bombers in the air: 0

most were probably distracted by gogglebox being on

would never take the moral high ground against anyone on 4channel cos i realize by default the fact im also here alongside you makes me just as pathetic as you

Not in Vienna

can tell you've never had sex

>muh copesports
LITERALLY american excuses LMFAO

my god my shitposts are actually true

>claiming credit for American, Russian and French achivements
typical

breakfast toil completed
coffee toil fulfilled
poo toil achieved
run toil looms

ERRRRR

>giving ykw attention

every day this proxy-kraut shits out some entry-level low IQ bait and every time the dumb cunts in this thread give him a load of (You)s.
dont like sharing this thread with retards.

poos have been far too slimy and mucousy recently.

have actually found german people to be quite nice when i've spoken to them on the whole

get out more

which one's the conservative one?

youtu.be/LcSRo8OJOBI
Mark up and abaaat

>Meet one of the World's tallest couple: He's 7 feet tall, and she's 6 feet 5 inches tall

Is this the new wave

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just admit you're shit at sports lad. we mog you in the olympics as well

cope

love that from you

>Almost all the people from school I knew that got an apprenticeship or started a trade votes Tory
I would say most in this bracket didn't vote at all, they just dislike labour because of the pandering to ethnics. they are generally disengaged from politics.

Girls are so intimidated by my looks that they ignore me and talk to other people.

Where did you grow up
I grew up in the Welsh countryside, and there's actually quite a variety of political opinions amongst people I know, genuine diversity of thought. I much prefer this over living in a bubble where everyone votes the same way ngl

cope
Id pick our clubs over britmemes that close at 2am, every day of the week
here we go to the club at 2am

none of my mates who didnt go to uni or anything bother voting at all as far as i can tell but i doubt they're pro tory in any sense.

*USSR

ok you're better than me

We won WW2. You lost, you just happened to be on the winning side.

?

bet you dont even smash a gram of mdma on a night out. pussyholes

in a big city 2bh but i have lived all over the country.

you know absolutely fuck all about the nightlife here its obvious