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Bore off hans, you're very tiresome

>it's good in London so it's good in
No, rorke. No it isn't.

you can tell the german is a yank proxy cause he uses the term flyover
hes the austrian who got btfo just changed his vpn

Oi /brut/ just want to say I love you, absolutely bloody fucking love you
You're a fair dinkum shake of the bloody sauce bottle piss and shits, cheers

>flyovers
where are you flying to little guy, greenland?

i am SOOOOOOOO back into lotro now
gone up more than 10 levels in just the past week (59-72)
anyone who's played it can tell you thats a LOT of hours

Is this milo worth trying out lads? heard good things about it

snap

revving up the poo machine

>leftypol turning a blind eye edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=TIWjz1M7ffQ
For me it's mainstream Deano core
Fuck all these pretentious nonces wanking over underground techno

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He saw how assblasted Brits get when called flyovers. I think it's hilarious

kek he's fat as

changed yer mams vpn last night

>9am
>wake up
>realise I dont have a glesga accent
This is fucked up, m8s

rorke furiously tearing out pages from the 2020 Smyths catalog featuring non-white kids

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good post

Was going to say the n word but that yank cuck poster is here who reports me every time

mad how you pass out after sex

Said kek instead of lol because that's how we say it on 4channel, bit of internal lingua franca to learn there

might end it with the missus so I can go and bang some tarts once this coronavirus business is over

Cringe

list what clubs you've been do and what drugs you've done. or don't, because we all know the answer

Hate ctf
Love koth
Love 5cp
Simple as

wouldnt mind giving her a cheeky snog lads

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why are you replying to a 5 hour old post

im 26 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

So what country does have the best edm scene then? I am not into this music, I only go to clubs to find shags, and that's easiest in the UK.

>we're also irrelevant, backwater, obese dying white boomer demographic like american flyovers
>But how dare you call us that!
my sides

virg

UK produces better techno than germany desu

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Hey bros, think he is going to be AoC (A-ok)

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because youre an autistic balding rat-faced nonce cunt.

Why do you think he's a nigger who wants to BLACK NZ wymin? And isn't he right when he says the UK has too much influence on you anyway? Better "restrict" it by staying "independent", huh?
(if you're not here/not interested, I guess I won't insist, some bongs here seem to like it when it's just some spontaneous shitpost and not just shitty crossthread political discussions or whatever)

Are you an actual monkey or are you in brazil as a sex tourist to fuck children?

anime lolis lads

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anyone making posts like this is never passing on their genes lmao

afternoon suetonius

house>trance>garage>hardstyle>hardcore>dubstep>dnb>jungle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>techno

French techno is the best though

bs
>Muh andy story
Fack off dilettante

You can shag without being a garish pleb

t. shag without being a garish pleb

Not to be a 190 here but it's positively mental as how these good men, these 8/10 men, these FOUNDATIONS of British THRUST into the 21st century shackle themselves to 6/10s. These men deserve better, they are good men. They deserve Australian swimming champion women. Boris "Yeltsin" "Obama' Johnson... open up the bloody Britano-Cymru-Australian bubble already.

forgot to quote the guy French quality is best quality

>uk shags
Puked a bit in my mouth

*enters thread

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care to give some context to these schizophrenic ramblings?

>flyover

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yank clubs are strip clubs
puke makes it better ngl

As monkey as it gets im afraid

based
>tfw barely ever shag while being a garish pleb
oh well

your women are shit tier, why pretend otherwise?

sucking a gobstopper

Leftypol doesn't care about idpol

Did you see how fat he was

this guy actually knows

y tho

love poo

see and the responses before/after
it's pretty much a mess of a discussion between a kiwi and a french guy who apparently thinks CANZUK should be a thing because it would make you more powerful or whatever

hahaha stupid nigger

business idea: chain of nightclubs that are really shit and call them Shiteclubs
>deanos be all like 'wahey off to the shiteclub!' in their betting company-sponsored footy jerseys and bottles of frosty's in tow

this desu
fuck 2fort
fuck hightower
and fuck goldrush btw

did he die?

>attractive men with great bodies
>hideous slags coated in makeup and fake tan

whatever happened to fishtank lad?

O stfu

would shag the granny out of the wench on the left tbqh

Worldstaaarrrr

poo goes in my mouth and comes out my bum

im still here

"Nightlife" is just for people too ugly for Tinder.
I'll sit on my arse and invite tinder slags round while you slime around some greasy deafening hell-box trying to get a whiff.

It's only called poo when it leaves your bum, before then it has a different term to describe it.

That's cool. I actually visited Brazil and liked you monkeys.

Why do you not like French techno, americunt?

rorke thumbing through the jacamo catalogue

>>hideous slags coated in makeup and fake tan

love that shit

You can only reply to this post if you've ever done a poo in a nightclub

yeah some of these do quite well... people go because they're proper grim and loose

Like Jesters Southampton or Infernos in Clapham

why'd he do that

When? Where did you go? Did you liked the food?

(You) for a leper?

like magma and lava

Business Idea: Shagavulin

one time I saw this classic /brit/ candidate at a bar. He was going on about "cucks" to his fat friend
Cuck this cuck that etc

Anyways he was real fucking ugly and zit-ridden and had this greasy hair that he combed back and not a single girl looked at hik

Was that you?

riiight yeah
*walks away and talks to somebody else*

please post some examples

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kek

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>my country is better than yours haha!!
yikes, am i in primary school again?

ah shit. spilt a drop of tea on my laptop and it seeped into the mousepad
SHIT FUCK ARSE BOLLOCKS

>not matching wenches on tinder then meeting them on nights out for a guaranteed shag
rookie desu

this never happened

why are you turning a blind eye to it, leftypol?

love dustbowl
love badwater
love upward
love borneo
love swiftwater
love frontier
love thundermountain
love barnblitz
love snowycoast
hate the rest

brain-dead post
People don't go to rave nights to pull, well except for grim types that stand out like a sore thumb

never in my life have I used the crapper in a club

French techno is an oxymoron
all smack talk aside, German and Detroit techno da bes
Simple as
End of
'nuff said
x

I'm pretty sure most British slags are usually with guys a fair bit more attractive than them. British women have insanely high standards considering their horsefaces.

literally never seen a cockroach in my life and I’m not a tarq by any stretch of the imagination

cringe. can't believe you wasted the time typing that one. genuinely embarrassed for you.