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First :)
third
got me some pizza
dwarven tavern tunes playing on another tab on youchewb
getting ready for /comfy/ lads
uhg...dog pill conditioning...the zog have truly won....
black lives dont matter edition
Better be Hawaiian or fuck off
why do all these goblin slags think people will pay for their vile clips
i say that but ofc there would be some cretins who do it
>dog pill conditioning
Can you translate this from schizobabble into English?
its margherita
You aren’t british
had a burger pizza from iceland earlier
quite nice, shame it didnt have a proper crust though
guess you can't whinge for £1
I just need to know when she will dissipate from my thoughts and dreams. Thoughts are one thing but this bitch is literally coming to me in the dream realm every night and I wake up feeling like a sorrowful cunt. Can’t take it, but I don’t want to reinitiate contact with her because that would scar my pride too much, she cheated on me, not me on her. Therefore she should contact me.
Why are you awake at 4am?
>burger pizza from Iceland
mental
tapping out from that anglosphere pic me lads dunno why it makes me laugh so much
you don't want the dog pill mate
neither are you
Reminder for October girls, be fierce and stay safe.
i shag, therefore i am
counterpoint: i don't shag, therefore i amn't
You're officially banned from /brit/ GET OUT
Yeah but I’m not talking like I’m British now am I you fucking gayass LARPing faggot
A damn choon
so basically my sleeping pattern is fucked. Im a neet and also somewhat of a nightowl too, recently ive been sleeping from like 6 or 7 am and waking up at like 2
another day passes
my disdain towards women increases
u wot m8 ill hook you in da gabber swer on me mums life
simmer down bruce and grab a slice
jesus white women are fucked in the head, why did we ever give them the vote. Grandpa was right.
hrt isn't just a tranny thing you know
I looked it up. was a pellet gun and the copper who shot hom was done for second degree murder. seems like an unjustified killing to me.
if he came out waving the pellet gun I would have no sympathy. but he died complying with commands, got shot to death while laying face down on the floor. seems a tad much
oh yeah? cool story tranny
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Better song
been rewatching the sopranos but been skipping tons of it because the women in it do my fucking nut in now
Only god can judge me now
>not posting peak Blink
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Nope. Just pretty tired. Gonna watch some ASMR then sleeps.
alright there trannosaurus
i just don't see the problem with girls having sex with dogs
you're not a misogynist are you?
actually surprisingly not
they should rename "misogyny" to "normal adult behaviour"
He isn't either, he's just got a certain atmosphere going on right now you cunt. I'd slap the cornbutter off your stupid teeth if you pulled this shit in front of me.
actually yes i am nevermind
well?
Gf said I look trashy as fuck with my adidas tracksuit on
Suffice to say i supplement my vitamin d
Most women characters in dramas and fillums are poorly written and even more poorly acted. They often have no rational behaviour and can't seem to do what's in their obvious self interest and end up fawning over some man instead of doing what's right. So not too different from real life desu. Those ovaries are incredibly powerful you know
Wtf serious tune
Where these boys big in the day?
like omg dude that's totally bogus
what class should i be in divinity 2
x
Cops had no idea if it was a pellet gun and didn’t know if he had it in his waistband, he deserved to die, stop apologizing for criminals
whichever one can do archery
Working class
fucking love Paramour. I hope all the edgy teens of yesteryear who got all arseblasted about a chick fronting a rock band have realised they're all dickheads.
*sucks teeth*
man look like a dusty yute
post your steam
if the working class popped vitamins as much as they popped eccies, they'd be an unstoppable force
Filtered
Vitamin supplements don’t do anything
I want to stab and kill those who have wronged me when I’m drunk. I always come up with elaborate plans to kill my enemies when I’ve had a few drinks.
they should fortify pints
i take a multivitamin every day
snake oil
need vitamins fresh from their source
God I'm so sick of hearing my washing machine roaring in the background. Why the fuck am I always doing laundry?
i get my vitamins straight from the primordial soup
stop shitting your pants then pussy boy
Love the static noise of washing machines and dryers. Honestly sends me to sleep
Spunk?
first time i heard the term eccie i thought it meant eclair
no i'm not a fat cunt stop trying to jiggle my belly
cant relate
have to visit a launderette if i dont want to stink
you only need to take vitamins if you're some ill freak or have a abhorrently shitty diet and/or are a picky eater (child).
Same but I'm a pussy and I broke my Bowie knife throwing it into a tree
Aye. Bairns don't know what they missed not being 90s kids. Yorkshire was a grand place to grow up.
I inject my vitamins
Or maybe that’s just heroin
I’m Irish so I wouldn’t know about you Yorkshire niggers but if you fancy coming to Belfast I’ll have you shot
Just as well you didn't try use it then
level zero blank profile
I smell a russian hacker
why do brits find people typing in a scottish accent so funny?
Incels all reading Marx now
Eccie is short for Eccleshall a small parish in Sheffield.
intent doesn't change the act
silly bint
>Anarcho-Bimboism
UMM EXCUSE ME RORKE
DID YOU KNOW PROSTITUTION IS ONE OF THE OLDEST AND SAFEST INDUSTRIES?
only got a few beers left
let's speed things up
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fuck best straight mate is being fit
also huge cock
And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own, well I guess this is growing up
i have a multivitamin ointment i apply directly to the nipples
Nah I only used it to stab Carp and chop their heads off for Yabbie bait.
dont like how middle class gimps on twitter swear so much
also are really weird about it like putting "bislut" in their profile
freaks me out
Throwing hands are we? Fooking gay taig shitter. Surprised your kind can even read. Away back to Dublin
saw this on the 'Tube de lids
thought some of you may enjoy x
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that a sleeping bag
can you not afford a quilt?
Christ alive
Come to Belfast and say goodbye to your jaw
what the f*ck are y'all going to do about it?
feminine hands
what iphone you got
thought that was sam hyde from the thumbnail
You said goodbye to your braincells long time ago I can tell
X but buying 12 when it comes out
golden pussy
get a huawei instead