Born in the 2000

>born in the 2000
>litteraly the best environment a human could hope to grow up in
>helicopter parents
>absolutely wonderful, joyful and trauma free childhood
>waste teenage years locked in room because of insecurities
>go mad
>kissless porn addicted virgin and will turn 19 in 3 months
>still locked in room
>this board is turning me gay

does this unironically happen in your country?

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consume your trousers

Stop porn before you gay

I was born November 2001 after 9/11
I have never experienced peace

All the time. It seems the more pampered and sheltered a kid is, more common is to develop that kind of mental pathology. On the other hand, some develope very well, so I doubt it is generalized, but it is common.

Stop being a coomer now.
It will hurt you and give you ED if you keep doing it.

german humor at its best
>I have never experienced peace
what do you mean?

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helicopters parents lead to weird kid psychological developments, this shit is real
what is ED?

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>I was born November 2001 after 9/11
>I have never experienced peace
They must be putting something in the water because it seems even teenagers are going schizo

People born 2000 onwards are not really human to me. Sorry.

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Erectile dysfunction buddy.
It sucks when you see the real thing and cant get going because you are not turned on by normal body types. That's what too much porn does.

>>kissless porn addicted virgin and will turn 19 in 3 months
unironically leave this site

I was born in 2000 and I turn 21 in 3 months. I doubt you're that much older.

>>born in the 2000
>>litteraly the best environment a human could hope to grow up in
what the fuck are you saying?

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I'm 25 and I feel like I could have posted this yesterday

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Yea you have, faggot, you never experienced war in the fucking USA.
Yugoslavia was dissolving via civil war during the 1990s too, so you wouldn't have "known peace" before 9/11 either.

how weak is your brain if Zig Forums is making you gay nigga?

So I’m right

You deserve it, I'm just living like a cave goblin because my parents made me do it and I live in a third world shithole so I couldn't just bail out.
Fuck all firstoids that live like this, you deserve it and much more.

i usually jerk off to normal body types, just kinky stuff and i get a constant boner after 48 hours of nofap, i should be fine

you're telling me people posting twink drawings on this board aren't kissless virgins?

im saying i experience nothing but peace and comfort

you tell me

why are brazilians always so angry?

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wew, the cope is strong with this lad.

If you were born in 2000 then you didnt experience the 2000s completely

It almost happened to me, if it wasn't for me realizing how pathetic I was I would still be a kissless virgin with no friends

I was born in 93, I experienced the 00s as my formative years. They sucked and I will actively fight any stupid attempt to conjure up nostalgia about how they were "good" until the day I die. Don't really give a shit if playing ps2 shovelware games or playing bing bing wahoo was the height of your existence.

I can legally post on Zig Forums as of 3 days ago

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All I know is 2000s and 2010s. I was born in 1997. The 2010s were shitty as fuck and the 20s are looking like they'll be shitty too

>born in the 2000
retourne dans le vagin de t'mere fagot.

Fug. I'm 29 and I wish I were 25 again. Where has the time gone?

They have all been shit to be honest. However, a small group of idiots have risen trying to convince dumb zoomers otherwise on this website.

Nostalgia. Things were shit back in the 90s, but at least we didn't have the internet. It most certainly makes things worse

I know its nostalgia. But it's so hollow that even just dryly stating the matter of facts of life of the 00s is enough to send its dumb defenders into seething rage. It was a decade spent wading through a sea of gimmicky trash beginning to end.

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It was enjoyable as a kid because kids enjoy novelty more

>>this board is turning me gay
please tell me youre not this mentally weak

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>will turn 19 in 3 months
You're still a kid user.

Maybe if you had a soft head.