Even though Americans poo in the loo why don't they wipe their ass?

Even though Americans poo in the loo why don't they wipe their ass?
Swipe with a wet wipe, American lardasses.

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Well?

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The price of freedom is a heavy toll...

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So why does this happen actually? Are their asses just more loose from shitting bigger amounts of food out?

>India talking about poo again

imagine that fat thing is so much richer than you despite not even likely working at all

...

The shit they eat would count as a laxative

A wet wipe? That ass would need a wet wipe the size of a beach towel Jeety

I wonder what it must smell like, living in shartmerica when even curryniggers make fun of them

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Pajeet humor.
Shouldnt you be designing defective software and the offering bad tech support?

Got you covered, senpai.

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why are you so mad?

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Anybody has that news story about the fat americlap demanding that an asian flight stewardess wipe his ass for him.

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u sure? look how these creatures are walking... I bet that a few turds slip out from time to time, not to mention diarrhea from all the junk food and corn syrup in every food product

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This was the top result when I did a reverse image search. That quora is known for having a large Indian community makes it too funny.
quora.com/Why-does-Jimmy-Johns-say-free-smells
>The aim of Marketing is to sell the sizzle, not the sausage.
>Once you are hooked by the smell…. It’s then an emotional decision- you have to buy
My fucking sides.

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>be American

>S H A R T I N M A R T

Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart

Grab my gun, I’m out the door; I’m gonna hit this mart

Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two

Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I’m talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes

Shit running to my toes, toes

People always hold their nose, nose

Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers

Rolling on the scooters

Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart

Really tried to fart

Tonight, Imma binge

Till my belt comes off the hinge

Tick-tock, on the scales

My diet’s gonna fail

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WTF, poor woman

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Americans are disgusting

imagine the smell

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Swamp arse amerifart

thanks mate. My size XXXXXXXXXL sweat pants need a steam clean.

ass shopped leg is some dirt
it's like the laziest photoshops too I mean wow draw a brown thing over fat person's butt then change layer a bit and voila some lady on google images now also has poo poo sweatpants

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Shartmerica is vomitive.

Nigger, my shit is so hard

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And? This just proves that we do in fact poo in the loo