/brit/+/ausnz/

Never cared for Vegemite but the missus loves it.

reckon I deserve a you for that.

FARTING AND SHITTING LADS

do you know how your missus differentiates between jam and butter?

anyone watch this man?

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I want to lick Emma Watson’s clitoris before fucking her.

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Get 6 months paternity leave at some companies these days

Let's dance, no time for romance
Let's dance, no time for romance
You got me intoxicated
You got me intoxicated
You got me intoxicated
You got me intoxicated

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It's part of the scam like free abortion, to get wimmin to work for 30-50 years.
By the time they are forty it it too late, that's when they get the FREE IVF

ive got two tickets to paradise

black hands

Looks like they’ve been used as toilet paper

taco bell grubhub order scheduled for 11:45am

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Ye sometimes
Who's the bird

What'd you order?
Their quesadillas are peng

t.

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She's English.

You're so hot
Teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
It's something I couldn't do

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ah yes le dog meme popularized by reddit mutts on twitter
great post

>peng
Stop it, Cody.

quesarito, cheesy gordita crunch and 2 beef burritos

toilberg has sent me a series of particularly cuntish emails this afternoon
fucking fuming i am; on the verge of quitting right here and now
would have already happened if i knew i had another job waiting for me

toilberg has sent me a series of particularly cuntish emails this afternoon
fucking fuming i am; on the verge of quitting right here and now
would have already happened if i knew i had another job waiting for me

j'aime le francais :)

Faggot

doubleposting has returned

doubleposting has returned

toilberg has sent me a series of particularly cuntish emails this afternoon
fucking fuming i am; on the verge of quitting right here and now
would have already happened if i knew i had another job waiting for me

so proud of r kid

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KONY 2012

What’s under his beanie

What’s under his beanie

*te roule une pelle bien humide*

puttering

Remember superfastreplying

stop posting this gay deanooid

puttering

puttering

working class can only blame themselves

take the high road and then ruin it by acting like apes when theyre out drinking and watching shite on their plasma

Immense. Enjoy.

NEW: Facebook has updated their hate speech policy so it now prohibits "any content that denies or distorts the Holocaust."

but you dont, sperg, so keep taking it from toilberg like you always do .

but you dont, sperg, so keep taking it from toilberg like you always do .

*denies and distorts the holocaust*

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Good

dunno, looks like a sibling though

>

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fat shit

that's just female autism

bit late lol

youtube.com/watch?v=kvTewNlA23g
>the absolute state of mong eaton

seething

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Reviewing CVs of people signficantly more senior than myself and getting really fucking judgemental. Anyone who's a Magistrate goes immediately into the marginal category, same with people who are school governors.

seethe

bollocks to it all

>need to concentrate on project
>spend all day playing video games and posting on /brit/ instead
I'm not gonna make it bros

impending economic and demographic doom

*turns on tv to distract myself*

same lol
/brit/ is a disease

impending economic and demographic doom

*turns on tv to distract myself*

deservedly so

ouais bien sur un vraiment baiser francais

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we're all gonna goof it bros

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impending economic and demographic doom

*turns on twitch.tv to distract myself*

ahh, yes, my favourite streamer is streaming Among Us!!

might start bringing some cheeky cans to work to make the day go a little faster

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Don’t get it

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ehhhh look at this fuckin goofball

soooo..did y'all poo today

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that's the dumbest thing I've heard today
I just woke up so don't feel too bad

sucking a goofball

retards who actually care for adverts are black people and white women

Autumn essentials?

where did this goof meme come from?

just look at the jaw on this fella

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Working in HR, how do you live with yourself.

mum refused to admit she was ashamed of me and I am a failure
I'll bring her round to my side eventually

been spewing autistic shite on /brit/ since 8am

Colombian girl sending me pics of her arse in leggings on Snapchat while I'm sat on the couch and my girlfriend is mopping the floor in our flat.

Who here /scumbag/

the litlle white kid got himself a bunda gf
both parents are single parents

wants testing

want to send the jaw of every recruiter on linkedin to the moon

It's a guy

oh, take a break, will you?

*speaks french outside of europe*
not based... not by any stretch of the imagination

reckon he could crush a gobstopper with a single crunch