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anime

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It's just to flatten the curve.
It's just 6 feet.
It's just a mask.
It's just non-essential businesses.
It's just 3 weeks.
It's just to keep the hospitals from being overwhelmed.
It's just restaurants and pubs.
It's just until the numbers of cases are reduced. It's just a few months.
It's just a little inflation.
It's just Easter.
It's just until we get a vaccine.
It's just to let others know you're safe to be around.
It's just a blood test.
It's just a few job losses. It's just a little microchip.
It's just an app for your phone.
It's just so you can leave your home.
It's just Christmas.
It's just so you can travel.
It's just so you can vote.
It's just indefinitely.

Why is boris doing this to us

peng in both

based tbqh

they've started saying only "viable" democracy because democracy is only real if they vote for pro-israel governments

I thought I liked Reservoir Dogs because the long scenes of great dialogue (which is basically the majority of the film taking place in one location) but now that I think about it I actually can't quote a single line from the film.

I literally do not understand how you can shit yourself as an adult

she put some makeup on during class and the sky cleared up?

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I knew it
This is the handsome /brit/poster and what he looks like
With their cocks

harlot

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This is the worlds smallest violin, it’s playing for all the waitresses in America

corrrrrr

For what reason would they want everyone to be jobless and ruin the economy forever?
Therefore I dont believe the govenrment are being insidious. I think they are genuinely trying to help. They're just fucking morons and have no idea what they're doing

Just do a poo and leave your trousers on.

NOOOO THE BLACKOPS COLD WAR BETA IS DONE

you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

/brit/
What takeaway is the best?

Pondering the notion of sporting a moustache henceforth.

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Fuck off.
We're loving the fact that kebab shops and paki taxi firms are losing business. And with all the nightclubs closed, nogs have fewer opportunities to take wanton advantage of drunk white women.
Long may the lockdown continue.

because they made an error of judgement at the beginning of all this, and they can't admit that they were wrong so just keep digging a deeper hole

i like that bit at the end where orange is on the edge and his last dying words are "in the end we were all just a bunch of reservoir dogs"

never heard anybody use the term "I have a degree" other than for conversational clout or as an excuse to whine

Why am I Mr pink?

unironically based

what would be a good gift to give my nigger mate for her birthday?

Funny how they stopped giving regular rundown of the age range of the Wuhan Coronavirus TM deaths, almost like we are running the country into the ground for the boomers

ohhh jeremy corbyn

Women can't keep getting away with it

Don't give my hard earned money to foreign businesses

Everybody's dying just to get the disease

see

a BWC (baked wakanda crumpet)

nearly did one on holiday in morocco once. had to randomly sit on the floor and clench mid-fast walk to suppress a wave of the poo trying to escape. ran into a restaurant and the gents was occupied so i made a noisy mess of the women's. still thank the poo gods the ladies' wasn't full.

considering a job in cyber

Still don't understand why they didn't just shield the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions at the start

a new spear or a basketball

>where to, lad?

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Find the girly voice in Bigmouth Strikes Again very strange

DUDE

Should I buy one of those espresso machines for £50? I'm quite fond about coffee but not crazy about it

Britain is a majority boomer country. Literally everything politically is catered to them. The gov would NEVER tell them they have to quarantine themselves

any other scouse man in? heard theres meant to be a massive protest this weekend cos of this lockdown cant wait

day return to socialist paradise please mate

sex ?

rightmove.co.uk/properties/97203563#/
And the Scottish government wonders why Gaelic is going to be extinct in 10 years...

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it's morrissey's own voice pitched up

how did britain become more civilised and relevant than italy?

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Mad how he shit himself and just stood there washing the air fryer for another 3 minutes

Alri Fatima, long time no speak, how's it going?

you can't get a decent espresso machine for anywhere close to 50 quid
you talking about those pod things? they're just glorified kettles

yea, they’re great on the weekends or if you wfh

thinking of bricking a wetherspoons myself

Rorke?

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky bum.

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in lidl you can get 4 cans of 6% scrumpy cider for £2.49
That has to be the best price per unit available in the UK, no?

i have a nespresso
it's alright but probably not worth it tbqh
prefer just filter coffee

Alri' fatima haha

Get her a gift basket with a bundle of bananas, bucket of fried chicken, two watermelons, a basketball, a t shirt that says ''My life matters'' and a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan.

This is literally AUTISM: The Conversation

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and how is he wrong

>you talking about those pod things? they're just glorified kettles
And not even, they go nowhere near boiling hot.
Don't do it de laaaaad get an Aeropress if you want to do it cheap.

Wtf really? Sounds so fucking weird.

Kill yourself nonce

Yeah one of those pod things, it would do espressos, lattes, cappuccinos, and mocha I think. That would be alright wouldn't it? I have a moka pot already and while it does decent coffee, it's not quite the same as an espresso

Just got a permanent wfh job so need to properly kit out the gaff for it

>nearly killed one of my mates
oh big fucking wow

Access to the Atlantic

>bank of England has asked high Street banks their readiness to implement negative interest rates

Not a tramp so wouldn't know.. sounds plausible yes

Everyone at work seems to think I want to "banter" with them. I don't want to fucking banter with them, I just wanna do my work and go home desu.

Do you prefer filter coffee to espresso normally (e.g. if you were in a cafe)?

didn't shower either
imagine what his house smells like

dont bother with home espresso unless you can at a minimum afford a sage bambino .

Might shave my head, grow a beard and mince around Soho in a brown fleece jacket.

if the pressure is anything below 15 bar pump it will make awful coffee. those cheap espresso machines are low pressure, they make crap coffee and the break easily. either get a sage barista express used or refurbished or stick to an aeropress like the other lad said

It really is, yeah. Was credited to 'Ann Coates'.

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>post something very interesting
>virgin/brit/ ignores it

>they're just glorified kettles
they literally serve nespresso in the fat duck lad

You can push for the recognition of indigenous peoples history all you want but they left no records so of course every American history class is going to start with the pastanigger who journaled it

poland is in that sweet spot of countries that has had enough bad experience with nazis and communists to hate both ideologies and adopt its own common sense policies

why would a brazilian give a shit about this. you coming here to sit on a park bench drinking cider before you fuck off home ?

truly the end times

i don't understand people who get all melodramatic and confrontational
just let things slide

Growing up gay in brum has made me completely despise Asians and blacks

This country is fucking done

Fundamentals so detached from reality. Going to be a proper implosion when the music stops.

Are you bantering me?

not British culture

As somebody who takes a very keen interest in the price per unit across UK supermarkets, I think you're probably right. Normally it's a little bit of a struggle to get good and pished for less than £5, but that might do the job. 8 cans certainly would

>you coming here to sit on a park bench drinking cider
Lucky bastard if he is, I'd love to do that.

am I gay or is my too fat to fuck

hate miserable cunts like you. toil's much more fun if you try and have a laugh.

doubt it

Good thing I'm in my overdraft

I can afford it but I'd prefer not to spend £350 if I could spend £50 instead

Ok fair point well made

For me, this country has been rotting from the insides for decades.

Might as well embrace accelerationism

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>negative interest rates

ah yes lets cause a financial bubble to offset the crash what could go wrong haha

oh wait the politicians don't care because they'll be out of office in a decade when it happens

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watching the mole on iplayer whilst lifting the weights

can't wait honestly, shame about all my savings though. maybe i should just buy gold

nah, you can get 3l bottles of frosties for bout tree fiddy and that's 7.5%.

Can you explain what this would mean for a retard like me?

yeah
we learned one half of the lesson of the 20th century which was fascism bad but we didn't quite let the communism bad lesson sink in as much

you can’t go home again /brit/

Interesting lad, gonna save this. Cheers.

have sex

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When the real recession hits what the fuck do we have to combat it? Haven't reduced debt load from the last time, now into negative rates, already pumped QE to the gills

Fucked.

Doubt it mate, we are a naturally submissive people, we even still have a monarchy for fucks sake

it's 300 quid minimum for espresso. everything else is just an approximation so you'd be as well getting a 30 quid aeropress and getting close then paying anything above that to still only get close

I really don't realise how attractive I am, deeply insecure and never accept it

I literally had someone come running up to me and wanting to walk home with me even though i was like 2 mins ahead
The other week someone offered me a lift home but I politely declined
People just really seem to get to know me, I'm kind of a loner and haven't said anything at the moment
New toil is mad

Wish they felt the same way. I still joke along sometimes, but I've been trying to phase it out so they'll stop.

the so called shagging quarters
quite a 70s vibe with all that brown in there at the moment
it's normally purple & lavender

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Fucking idiot, Britain has always been one of the most capitalist countries in recent history

negative interest rates mean you lose money if its the bank instead of your money going up
opposite if you're in your overdraft

I have a single bed

>jacobs studios farnham
used to work there

ah yes, fascism and communism have such an impact on british politics

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Saving money is bad for the bank of England. If people are savingz they aren't spending.
Negative interest rates mean you'll have to pay the bank to store your money, so they're hoping you'll just spend it

banks have to give the government some money in order to lend money to the government.

Let me molest you?

It means that the Bank of England is going to set its interest rate to zero or negative. So before it does this it’s asking the major banks how they’re likely to handle and respond to it.

I'm a bit of a coffeelet and have heard of an aeropress but don't know much about it. Can it do proper espresso? That's all I care about really. If so, does it use beans, pods, or something else?