If you could make 1 country your neighbor, which one would it be?

no one, I already have the best neighbors a country could have

Australia

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Canada, followed by Australia.

But if I could, I'd kick out Austria and make Poland my neighbor twice.

Denmark. Some while ago I wanted to visit some old friends there. Figured I might as well do that on a bicycle. I am Dutch after all. Turns out it's really fucking far, man. So yeah, sorry Germany, you're pretty cool and all, but for this reason I don't think you should exist. You're just adding too many kilometers to the trip.

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I'd say Norway, but then who would fish our cod?

Sweden it, I heard they like wine too like a true sovthern evropean.

Fuck off. Canada doesn't want a Middle East neighbor.

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean? Probably Colombia

Sweden

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Korea.

China

USA, they don't wage wars on their own continent.

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Afghanistan for cheaper heroin

The USA
Sorry EU, we're leaving to America.

Dutch Carribean, the rest of the Netherlands is on its way!

South Korea.
>one of the strongest militaries in the world
>one of our most valuable trading partners
>were allies
>based culture
>based media

australia. sorry nordic bro's i replace all of you for a good cuddle with aus. but only if climate would be the same so i could drive between hot and cold as i want.

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Anyone but Mexico

literally none, I want it to be an island

North Korea?

China

It looks like a chihuahua impregnating a cow.

Especially Based Korea

Australia, i like Australia
But not Australia to South America, Chile TO Oceania, fuck this continent

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England

I'm happy with what I have. France at West, the best country on earth. Switzerland at North, they are dank and speak Italian. Plus everyone thinks Swiss are stuck up POS but I met some French and German Swiss and they were goat. Perhaps the French guys thought themselves as demigods but I suppose that is normal when you own a private jet.
Austrians are quiet and reserved. A mistery to me: sometimes they are warm and greet you as childhood friends, some other times they walk past you as you never met them.
Dunnno about Slovenian, I suppose they are OK? I never met any before. They don't come here often.