Fun facts about Finns!

Fun facts about Finns!

>Fact #1: Finns have smaller balls than Danes
This is true, actually Finns are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Danish balls start to grow three times as fast as Finnish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-finns-have-smaller-nuts-than-danes.html
>Fact #2: Finns have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Danes have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Danish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Finnish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Danish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Finnish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Finnish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Danes have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com/adolescents-finland-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863
>Fact #4: Finnish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Finno-Ugrics, this includes Finns, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Danes, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Fun facts about Finns!


>tl;dr:
Finns are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Some more results of Denmark v Finland
Average male height (newest results)
>Denmark 181.9 cm
>Finland 177.4 cm

Happiness Index (UN 2019 & 2020)
>#1 Denmark
>#14 Finland

Trust in Police (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (94%)
>#2 Finland (82%)

Trust in countrymen (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (89%)
>#2 Finland (67%)

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wtf suomi :DDD

no mammi :DDD

GOTTEM

oh nonono we got too cocky finnbros...

fun fact
in germany we say that the danes never lie

AHHAHAHA LMAO

Hey wait a minute OP, did you just switch Finland and Denmark?!

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This is the real one. You can google.

Fun facts about Danes!

>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html
>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com/adolescents-denmark-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863
>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Fun facts about Danes!


>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.

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lmao how will f*Noids EVER recover

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Some more results of Denmark v Finland
Average male height (newest results)
>Finland 180.7cm
>Denmark 180.4cm

Happiness Index (UN 2019 & 2020)
>#1 Finland
>#2 Denmark

Trust in Police (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Finland (94%)
>#2 Denmark (91%)

Trust in countrymen (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Finland (85%)
>#2 Denmark (82%)

Violence against women in EU
>#1 Denmark
>#2 Finland

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cope

Fun facts about Finns!

>Fact #1: Finns have smaller balls than Danes
This is true, actually Finns are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Danish balls start to grow three times as fast as Finnish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-finns-have-smaller-nuts-than-danes.html
>Fact #2: Finns have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Danes have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Danish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Finnish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Danish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Finnish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Finnish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Danes have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com/adolescents-finland-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863
>Fact #4: Finnish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Finno-Ugrics, this includes Finns, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Danes, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Fun facts about Finns!


>tl;dr:
Finns are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Some more results of Denmark v Finland
Average male height (newest results)
>Denmark 181.9 cm
>Finland 177.4 cm

Happiness Index (UN 2019 & 2020)
>#1 Denmark
>#14 Finland

Trust in Police (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (94%)
>#2 Finland (82%)

Trust in countrymen (Eurobarometer)
>#1 Denmark (89%)
>#2 Finland (67%)

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kys

Such is the power of Denmark.

The dane got triggered and decided to change the results the opposite way. Google.

kys

I'm not the one who is talking shit. It's obvious that you little Danes got so triggered about the facts.

>finnish cuisine

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Very interesting facts my friend

This can't be true

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Yes he did because they're immature kids who can't take banter.

We are one of the unhappiest countries in the world but we have very low suicide rates

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Danskjävel

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The only thing denmark produced that actually made a difference in the world was Christian Eriksen

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Then you're not sad you fucking lying bitch

>Qatar
if only..

Or you're sad but you're not a drama queen