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Fury

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bored of Zig Forums now might take a few month break again
or i'll wake up tomorrow and go on it again

Have a date with a girl who I suspect may be fatter than her pics let on. How do I make a quick exit if she's more landwhale than I can handle?

come say that to my face and I'll have a 'tantrum' all over your face.

listening to thomas dolby - she blinded me with science

you will never leave

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*spoons you with my hard willy probing your bare butt cheeks*

Last time I took a long break from Zig Forums was in 2013. Months went by and then one day, I just returned.

i've only eaten inside a restaurant like 5-10 times in my life. in the past 10 years i've come to not like being around people, so i've avoided them, but i hope one day i'll be confident enough with my appearance to have fast food in a nice, comfy air conditioned food court mall once again.

what province you in

Are you saying I turn you on so much you want to cum on my face

>omg i cant eat food in a public setting i`ll have a hecking anxiety attackerino!

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>mall food court
>comfy
Just because the dregs of society seem to enjoy it doesn't mean you have to.

Schizy Emmy reporting in
this is my favourite food
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this hand would heem you into the stratosphere

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you said it not me

Haven't smoked in a week
No gear in a month
No alcohol since Thursday
Still have a monster energy daily though
Clean living lads this is what its about

this but brit, ive completed brit it bores the fuck out of me now

sucking a finlad

monster energy daily is probably the most unhealthy thing you listed

back to seka

masturbated to this scene again

might convert to islam

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>drinking soda

Although I am an alcoholic so I cant really talk shit

Zero ultra though

Still don't know what to ask for for my birthday lads. The agreed upon budget for family present is ~£20, but I can't think of owt I really want in that bracket

dont care 14 year old child waiting for the coach and guzzling sugary energy dirnks

Oooh shit it's followed through
Oh shit I've followed through man
Fucking hell, I've followed through
Fucking, I've got to change my underpants now
Followed through, I've followed through an' I? Fucking hell
Fucking hell I've just fucking shit my pants, yeah
I've followed through an' I?

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just fuck her anyway (then leave after ofcourse, but that should have been the plan from the start)

*pulls down your knickers whilst you're doing the dishes and inserts my throbbing member into your bumhole*

posting from my Nintendo Wii

you 12 or something?

anime is cool

He did indeed follow through.

anyone classified as an adult should not be expecting gifts for their birthday. filthy manchild. wowie congratz, your mum farted you out on that day. sooner give her a present than you for not dumping you on the curb

listening to new order - world in motion
aka the best song ever made

No, I'm 27 (but will be 28 in less than one month's time)

GF lets me fondle her tits and arse whenever I want (obviously not in public). Apparently other girls don't let you do that?

blasphemy tb h

did this to the gf
but with her fanny, she said it felt good to be "taken"

zero taste
max sugar

Pipe down goof

Headphones? a cast iron skillet?

The worst bit wasn't him doing it, it was him standing there for 10 minutes keeping us updated on the trail of shite running down his legs and not fucking getting it cleaned up.

back in my day we called trannies shemales

zero sugar
max taste

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Family will be buying me things regardless of whether I ask them to or not, so I may as well ask for things I want (as soon as I find out what that might be)

Do normal people really not buy presents for their siblings/parents once they reach adulthood? Seems strange desu

using the balance board to type

Uhh yes

You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
'Cause I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong
We're playing for England {In-ger-land}
We're playing the song
We're singing for England {In-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one [Repeat: x 4]

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hope his new wife and step daughter look forward to this

chomsky looked utterly out of his depth and extremely silly when he went up against foucault

faggot frenchmen with fisting fetishes are not to be underestimated

not sure why you give a shit about a 20 quid present then
wouldn't have given a toss about it even in my benny days

if you eat breakfast chances are you enjoy a nice cock in your bumhole

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