/brit/

turt was never real, someone on /fa/ found the insta he was ripping pics from and he slowly stopped posting since

turt is fine i saw him on the bus the other day

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Need her to use my face as a seat.

>Jacinda edition

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do you know how hard it is to break someones arm, these doctors did tests on dead people and found out your arm the hardest thing to snap

Because she’s 17

nah its a myth, their wing bones are hollow and too light to injure you badly. it hurts like a hard slap thats all. literally grab em under the head and they cant do fuck all.
fought a few in my time.

>why yes i do refuse to indulge in any nostalgia
>that would make me soy and not being considered soy is a good reason to make my one shot at life that little bit more boring and monotonous

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literally a good thing

Don't know, just instinct I guess
Oh, that's different

And I could break a swan’s neck if need be.

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imagine if the guy finds out
wonder if he ever wondered why he got creep shot multiple times over multiple continents

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>fought a few in my time

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Did you approach him?

what about lachy did they lock him up what because of his attempt to rape genevieve

>'

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It's just the one Swan actually

you snowflake spergs can find incel editions back at home

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grew up next to the thames near hampton, used to get them and the canadian geese in the garden pond even though they barely fitted. chased em off many a time.

the fact that random people have been posted on here thousands of times without them knowing makes me laugh

A goose is an easy take down you just kick sand in their eyes and then grab its neck and over hand throw it as far as you can

any nonce man in

Oats for breakfast brother HH

>anyone who doesnt like rosies kiwi cousin is a snowflake!!!!

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if we have turts insta somebody should actually message him and ask
and if not show him, will blow his socks off

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

>you snowflake spergs can find incel editions back at home

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lmao how the fuck did you manage that? If you're noncing around you should be using protection dumbfuck

for me its the noble mallard

concept album coming along nicely
nice to actually be creating something rather than just sort of vaguely being a musician for years with nothing to show for it

seem to recall thats exactly what happened

i don't

just dmed government.boy on instagram

pretty sure turt is real. he's posted pics here that have never been on his instagram

well do you post on /fa/

'turt' was legit some autist using some random guys insta as a gimmick and once he got found he stopped posting
'turt' was never here

*zooms past you in my ‘10 Megane*

government.boy isnt the fellas real insta thats the one turt made

turt was never real what the fuck does this mean now who else isnt real

mad to think no one caught on all his pics being the exact size you get downloading from instagram tbqh

fuck no but i am interested
how did /fa/ and /brit/ get tied up

you guys do realise his name isnt actually turtle right...

really? I thought luca was just a nickname!

if you havent bumped into turtle on a night out you arent from sydney

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you get a notification on instagram if someone downloads your photos as well so the real turt would have a notification of this one cunt every time he uploaded a pic

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No pubs
No fun
No restaurant dining
No cinema
No gym
Only officetoil while mask wearing 9 hours a day

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i'm a leftist

building at my uni just collapsed and theyre searched for survivors
rumour is theyve already found a couple of bodies

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which bus route?

bad posture

>you guys do realise his name isnt actually turtle right...

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turt did you post priya leigh once

i was diagnosed with autism at age 18 actually

fuck they'll have to do a lot of investigation and find out whos responsible for that one before they can close the Curtin on that

where do you get diagnosed with autism? the internet says i may have it mildly and i have odd way of itnerprettign things

brb

this nigga studies at curtin university
you learnin about drapes and shit lmaooo

imagine being some random cunt from sydney then one day finding out someones been posting your pics and building a personality based on your image for >2 years

damn I just checked you're not lying. Hopefully it's not an architecture university.

you just google autism symptoms and decide for yourself

i want to grab a woman by each shoulder and squeeze as hard as i can

>building collapsed

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Same except their boobs.

>Turtle isn't real
2020 is the worse

promising more than i can deliver

reddit

Morning benders
Every days a school day

turt was legit, i follow and spoke to him on insta
also found his brother's insta who looked just like him and was connected to his account so that confirms it for me

So realistically speaking all I’d need is $100k and I could toss it into a mutual fund and make a passive $30k a year?

no

yeah i have I kind of know i probably have mild asbergers, based on that and my dad bringing it up a couple of times and even my friends either joking about it or become visibly uncomfortable when it comes up with no in between.
But if its official i dunno its an actual thing

gonna go and message that dude on insta and see if he knows looool

>hes fake
>hes real

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nonononono

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yeah bro 30% return mutual fund bro

Don’t get the whole “pooing feels good and makes precum drip from my willy” thing. It’s never felt good to me except for the feeling of relief.

Isn’t that what the best performing ones return?

youtu.be/sKlpRG6tweo

big boobs are overrated

i have some shares in an index fund in australia and it's typically returning about 4-6% lol

uh can i get one travis scott burger please

no you dumbfuck

>Turt isn't real
Sad!

fuck niggers

i'm chicano

Then what could one normally expect per year on $100k in a mutual fund