Be brazilian

>be brazilian
>be born in upper middle class
>father is homophobic as fuck
>he says to me and my brother that he would kick our asses of of the house if we were gay
>brother always went to parties and had feminist gfs, father never stand them but it's happy he's fucking pussies
>father can't understand why I never got a gf
>he thinks I'm gay
>he can't understand I'm a loser incel
>brother announces a bf
>father almost have a stroke
>turns out the "boy" is a tranny and has a pussy
>father just stop giving a shit and it's too confused to say If he's mad or not

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Post bunda

I came home with a pink haired FtM I was having vaginal sex with and my mom still got mad and called me gay

Just another day in the republic of Brazil

Im confused as well, so your brother had a boyfriend but he was actually a she?

Yeah it's a tranny with pussy and doesn't even looks masculine

I mean, she was born as a girl but later decided it's a boy

does it have tits and bunda? maybe he's not mad because it looks like a girl and he's probably thinking (some crazy bitch he's gonna breakup with her soon.)

>tits
No
>bunda
Yes
But even without tits, looks like a girl, face too feminine.

he might be thinking she's some drugie crazy hoe. I know coz my grandpa is the same way, my sister has a friend who also says she is a boy, she's very curvy. He always says she needs a good dick to forget the crazy shit, and pushes me to try to get her, why they don't understand its not that easy for us autistic mofos :(

can i be bf too?

this is the only thing we all expect from macaco flags, and they often fail to deliver

Kek boomers are the same anywhere. Don't expect them to understand how tranny works but damn they think it's as easy to get pussy nowadays as it was in their times

ftm tranny
a bio girl who wants to be a man

an average day in Brazil

>brazil
>upper middle class
you sure are a monkey in the upper hemisphere of the jungle :)

Just have sex bro

Vgh... the trannies of brvzil

Didn't even make sense

my family is conservative and thought that i was gay my entire life, why are latinamericans so obsessed with sexuality? i would prefered them tyo be some materialistic mechanoid that only cares about money insted they are all about dick and hole

that's the brazilianest greentext I've ever read. Probably fiction but still good

Boomers can't understand the concept of average guy that can't get laid, because in their times it was way easier. So they assume you are gay.

what do you mean you absolute virgin

Men are having less sex each year, that's a fact not an opinion.

and you are part of it else you wouldn't have bothered you absolute incel, get a life

Two men having sex is gay. A vaginal changes nothing.

>have bothered
I didn't, I actually liked the first new because I thought my father would give me a break. I just found it funny, don't get why you are so mad.

MEN DON'T HAVE VAGINAS YOU STUPID FAGGOT

I know how it feels. I fucked a short haired lesbo once and I felt so gay and disgusted afterwards, even more than when I fucked a very feminine cute twink.

he should throw rocks at your brother until he atones for his sodomite ways

do latinxes really

It’s Latino you retard

>>be brazilian
well there was your first mistake. stopped reading there