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What a fucking whore
lads...
a beefy willyington
gran just died and went in to see her body, shits gonna haunt me for a long time jesus
hey lads
might play some eu4
yanks last night thought it's perfectly fine for raw meat to be crawling with ecoli. Have to put eggs in the fridge by law. Funny old lot.
Drugs are British culture
And you know what I fucking love about Britain compared to Europe and the world?
We fucking love a sesh and fucking drugs.
Name a country that has created people like Paul Gasgoine or Ozzy Osbourne?
None.
No country comes close to us in the sesh.
A quiet night for us is a mental night to them
I fucking love Britain and it’s sesh ways
We are the home of DnB, Bassline, Dubstep, Trance and Garage.
Fucking hell lad
We are the sesh capital of the world
It’s in our veins, blood and dna.
You think of a brit you think of a 5am rave in a warehouse off his fucking cunt on drugs only to go work at 11am.
We fucking love drugs and a cheeky scrap, look at our world class firms back in the day.
The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism
one cannot possible be white and manly at the same time
No Vietnamese ever called me nigger.
yes?
tell me where I said “perfect”
minimum requirement is looking just as good as the person you’re insulting
Anyone here on Universal Credit?
How do they know if you actually search for jobs?
popped a golf ball in my bum x
what you sucking lad?
awful lot of "clean up" in this thread up already
someone else post a picture of their face. i want to get an idea of what /brit/ posters look like. i want to see if /brit/ is inhabited by ugly virgins or good looking lads
you're meant to update your journal
the brazilian is the guy who posted cp webms a few days ago. dont listen to what he says
lad right now they don't give a shit
in fact it feels like they want even more people on it
my trad tastes: folklore, fairy tales, mythology, fantasy, nature, the countryside, fungi, cottages, castles, teapots, valleys, mountains, monasteries, plays, operas, ballets, palaces, royal courts, roast dinners, stews, cakes, classical music, folk songs, weddings, alchemy, occultism, swordfighting, duels, piracy, orientalism
my modern tastes: art deco, art nouveau, industrialism, futurism, militarism, skyscrapers, brutalism, cars, planes, trams, motorcycles, trains, animation, cinema, expressionism, diners, bars, cocktails, cigarettes, cocaine, jazz, blues, electronic, techno, ambient, one-party states, dictators, guns, nuclear technology, rocket science
there's no requirement you stupid faggot, return to reddit immediately so your feefees don't get hurt
They monitor your internet searches
Haven't heard from them since March, but I never had to look anyway, got a doctor's note
190 posting his pathetic copypasta into the void again
That cunt needs help, or shooting. Don't mid which
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They don’t lad, only the most jobsworth of work coaches check, if you’re polite they’ll assume you’re looking
what drugs have you done whilst participating in british culture?
think you know mate
disturbing image
No Brit ever call me Gook
does everyone have pastas saved that literally only you post? repeated posts seem to happen here a lot
190 is currently under house arrest for violating the terms of his restraining order against children. His older sister saw him hanging around by a kids parked and called it in.
guarantee you look like a creature
nice
I want to see this movie.
I save them because I'm literally addicted to heroin and fentanyl, I've been sectioned twice (one time for psychotic depression), I was molested when I was 4 or 5 or 6 (dont remember, I only remember being very small/short), I haven't been sober for longer than a week straight since the age of 16 and I'm 22 now so that's 6 years straight of being high on one substance or another, i used to self harm quite severely and once cut myself so badly that I needed 8~ stitches in one cut and 5~ in the other, i get 'psuedobulbar affect' when going through opioid withdrawal which makes me semi-randomly laugh and cry at the same time like the joker, unironically shagged a real life (very cute and feminine) trap multiple times and they even wore anime girl cosplay shit a couple of times, have mild acid-like hallucinations quite regularly and have bizarre paranoid/delusional thoughts (i once quit my job when I was 19 because I thought my boss was planning on raping me and then when I got sectioned I believed that one of the doctors was my old boss, and another example is when i believed that time stopped existing and that I was trapped in a dream so I cut my arms to "wake myself up" and I didn't work so I concluded that I was actually dead and trapped in the same second forever - VERY scary.)
never ever call me a normie ever again. do you hear me? I'm the real life joker, dont make me make you into a fucking punchline, normie. In the weirdest cunt in this thread, i have the most bizarre life out of anyone in this thread. You cannot complete. I am a fucked up mentally ill degenerate junkie on a level that you cannot even comprehend. I dont even know what crazy shit I'm going to do next so don't you dare fuck with me because I very well could fuck with you
jeff that you?
i said i want to see what /brit/ posters look like, not what /soc/ or /lgbt/ posters look like
Does nobody else find that upper body a bid much?
Yes but I could just put "Applied for 20 jobs today"
my old posts get reposted by anons as pasta here semi often.
/brit/ posters are chads
this is a shaggers general
wouldn't matter even if I did, I'd still call you an ugly, fat faggot you insecure reddit cunt
Lol i missed that
literally but at the moment they arent checking. I applied for UC in may, havent updated the journal once and still get a payment every month
yes, doesn't look good
>nice face
>hiplet
>cheblet
>huge hulking masculine upper body
not for me famalam
since when is it no longer called "the dole"?
so many fucking wogs on all boards that aren't Zig Forums and /sp/
hahaha yeah you definitely do
your stories fantasizing abusing children do not get reposted, nonce
and that's why you're posting from a vpn
all western female athletes are juicing
anavar mostly
most of Zig Forums are wogs too
it still is
it's the posture
wrong
not a fan either
There's a collage called "faces of /brit/" that some kind user might post for you after reading this. Some are pure gimmicks like Tim but the rest are collected images of confirmed /brit/ons
RORKE SMASH
So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as “enunciation” and I think it’s something you need to work on.
plenty of wogs here too
half of central and north europ flags are immigrants
southern europ isnt white
slavs are white looking but not white either
Imagine the smell.
would also like to see this
posted my mug a few times when drunk so be interesting to see if i made the cut
Got family all over Europe but don't know any of them. Cousins in Greece and Spain but every Christmas it's just me and my parents. Being a mutt is suffering.
hello is this the thread where undersexed young men drool over very plain looking women?
Could be worse lads.
mobile.twitter.com
There are at least three copypastas that originated from my posts.
What's a VPN?
just got diagnosed with TMAU
BEING TALL IS LITERALLY EASY MODE SHIT NOT FUCKING FAIR
dat toe
is caroline phinney british?
white person does thing
"lmao criiinnge wyte pipo laame as hell"
black person does this
"wow this dude got style, so badass. POC are awesome!"
dyurr lets see ur face den!!
no, this isn't your sister's tinder
how do you skateboard downhill? wouldn't you exponentially pick up speed until you crashed?
munter
far fewer wogs here than elsewhere
if you believe otherwise you're really ignorant
got a fuckload of family in australia ive never met aha
i followed through
>one-party states
Based
>/brit/ posters are chads
>this is a shaggers general
Meanwhile the only /brit/ poster who posted their face today is a 13 year old with fake facial hair oh dear womp womp
all brits are pasty babies
Why not just extend all lockdowns and agreements indefinitely
190 has all of his posts saved in a .txt and he ctrl-fs through it once every hour to post one of his “masterpieces”
state
love windows anime girls me
he's got a lot more going for him than just height
Kill yourself nonce
a vpn is what you're using to ban evade since you got perma-rangebanned for posting cp
slavs are 100x whiter than greekoids
made a tinder that was just a picture of me standing with the shortest mates i have and nothing but my height in the bio and got more matches than i ever did when i was being sincere.
that guys also pretty good looking mate
Ickemong finally found a kindred spirit in the fat unemployed alcoholic with fish odour syndrome
put one foot off the side to slow you down before you get a speed wobble, make sure you have really tight trucks. fairly simple really
*mimes cracking a whip in a very camp way*
ZIIIINNGGGGG
oh boy that's a HOT BURN
*pretends to have been shot and lowers myself to the floor*
oh oh OWIE OWIE no nooooo
yeah, but you can just put your foot down and use it as a break or you can do a wheely and use the tail of your deck to scrape across the floor to act as a break
buying precious more moaning time
He'd still do OK at 5 foot 4.
wouldn't that ruin your shoes?
xD epic
post your face then
get the ball rolling
Sorry, not sure what you mean.
I would rather yanks didn't reply to me.
Especially yanks obsessed with child abuse like you
BEING SHORT IS JUST SUFFERING COME ON
not really
body is easily natty attainable 1 year if youre not a fat white fuck
face isnt even 7.5
imagine if he was 165-170cm
>arabs are whiter than niggers
where is the lie
there was a guy that posted some vocaroos of his voice here and obviously it was the worst i've heard. Said it had a huge impact on his life and given him depression
poor lad x
could rinse a slice of that cake right now
so you're admitting you're niggers compared to europeans?
you are sure what I mean nonceboy
I mean he looks good but it's not like he doesn't have to put any effort in
looks like he's about to cry
based anthony
yeah eventually if you do it all the time. most people don't often skate downhill though, skateboards are for flat ground doing tricks. longboards are for downhill runs and speed. that's why they have bigger trucks and wheels with a higher bearing count. Skate shoes come with a lot of rubber grip too
300kg dead by spring if Boris doesn't shut the gyms again
Got 240 x5 and went up to 270 for a single today
boomers should be put in camps
Nobody has the "faces of /brit/" pic? I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post it
hate this cunt.
the fact that a foreigner is in charge of LONDON, LONDINIUM, the ANCIENT CITY, the HEART OF ENGLAND, makes me feel genuinely ill both physically and mentally
i hope to god that there's a revolution one day with Englishman on one side and invaders on the other. England for the English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Cornish, and no one else. Foreigners can fuck right off, they've proven to be nothing more than a nuisance.
the boomoid race is dragging society down to hell with them
Boomers on Facebook are incredible. Absolutely zero filter.
also leaning in LMAO
everyone is a nigger compared to cumskins mate
>Yes I'm a socialist...
>... a national socialist
he isnt foreign. and if he is then so are the english since london is roman.
that's a shame. was genuinely tempted to pick it up to keep myself entertained when this lockdown shit kicks back in, but everywhere around here is hilly as fuck.
Virge fantasy posting on fine form today
isn't the age of consent in some states like 14?
you're all actual nonces to be honest with you.
don't project on me
wait until this guy learns that london was founded by romans...........
I want to lick Emma Watson’s stinky anus.
nothing noncey about wanting to shag a 10 year old
big fan of these people who think the south is worse off than the north
Kill yourself nonce
if i was jeffery bezos I would simply fly myself into space for a laugh
seen some mad shit out here youtube.com
nat?
I'm not the one who is using a vpn because of a ban for cp
I had a dream that I tongued Remy Lacroix's ass and pussy
get a longboard if you're only interested in speed and commuting and not doing tricks
...
Why do I attract crazy fucking women
*shoots an arrow through your eye*
it isn't noncey if you yourself are aged 9 to 11
>muh glorious roman capital
>Cornish
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
very based post
why are white people so angry?
>londinium
its funny that you use the name the romans gave to a city they conquered and enslaved the local barbarian
there will be revolution in england, just not by the english
inshallah
don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it
Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:
coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters
Codeine
Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.
Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?
Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.
tl;dr: I fucking love drug
What's a VPN?
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more like the knee lmao
if you know you know lmaooo
Post graduation slags.