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squaddiecore
has moni sorted out moni's life then?
the fal is such an aesthetic weapon
england YES
MORE TOLERANT THAN GERMANY!
it's amazon prime day de lads
ordered some SSDs me
she's doing quite well, a hell of a lot better than a year or two ago
all relative of course but still
good goy
Seriously if you didn't spend your twenties catcalling women (and I am talking street catcalls, the champions league of pickup) was it really a life you lived?
this has been fucking with me all day
i don't get how this could happen to her
KARA BOGA
Alan is the shagger 190 desperately wishes he was
would think you'd be more respectful of women than that alan
what’s amazon prime day?
i'm an incel. i don't hate women but they just ignore me. i'm so desperate for sex now that i'm tempted to nick my little sister's knickers to wank
she became british?
the fabled english rose
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she's literally always been a chubster, she just wore big hoodies
> I've seen this happen in other people's lives, now it's happening in mine!
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seems like moni just lives the life of a regular introverted person with a dead end career
which is a fairly ok life all things considered.
I am assuming control
most people have gained 10-20 lbs during lockdown
once did that but with my mums dirty knickers
I'm not talking construction worker style catcalls. But showing her a good time, being vulnerable, making her day. Yeah that's pretty respectful.
>getting banged by some euro cunt
bet she paid us a visit
I don’t believe a word either of them say
you only have to look at alan and i expect 190 is a similar specimen
hate this music so much.
>Orange zone is all the swarthies and gyppos
>Green zone is all the blond niggers
Giving this a big old think
now his BLACKED posting makes sense, he's literally a cuckold who is insecure about black men
nah i don't wish to be a shagger
aint worth the hassle trust
you go to your fav gaff and u got 5 different groups doing evils bc u ghosted her after shagging
it aint fun
trust meh
she unironically went on a Greek holiday before I met, so yes, she probably did
Can't stand Morrissey, just an insufferable cunt isn't he
Moldavia must be heaven on Earth
are you an incel too?
mental how it was socially acceptable to take the piss out of gays 10 years ago
absolutely
>nah i don't wish to be a shagger
a new cope every thread, how does he do it
hooting at this
she needs a sunbed or 5
ironically looks like my gf
why do they try to flex? she looks like shit lmfao
sad. i bet you felt a lot of shame afterwards. was your mum hot at least?
hate the wispy voice
hate the meandering lyrics
genuinely feel nothing when people post his songs to brit.
the brains of /brit/ is in
>Can't stand Morrissey, just an insufferable cunt isn't he
>she unironically went on a Greek holiday before I met
LMAO bet she had at least 10 greek cocks inside her
did she went to an island? critical question
moldova is like russia witout the russian women
which means all it has is aids, poverty, crime, drugs
fucking hell its worse than russia
worse than nigeria
>my gf
imagine filming yourself doing this stuff, women have no shame or awareness
You bumder
He re-uploaded the video of him and his 5 mates from Manchester as well
*fade in to me looking relaxed, absolutely blissful, against a white wall*
*sighs contentedly, absolutely happy with life*
*suddenly a robotic womans voice comes from the left*
"warning," it says, "warning," it says, "warning," it says
"oh what is it now you infernal device," i grumble, opening my eyes and losing the serene dreams of nirvana to the sterile walls of reality
*glances over at my smart watch*
*says "/brit/ thread started 5 minutes ago"*
ohhhhh POO! POO POO POO! OH NOO!!! IM LATE FOR MY BIG POST!!! EVERYONE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MY GIMMICK AND WHAT HAVE I DONE?! IVE JUST BOTTLED IT COMPLETELY!!!
i simply must get to the venue and perform my post before they let some yank rotter take my place
oh cripes its 6:30pm, doesnt janny close the doors at 7? ive got to rush!
just one problem...
*record scratch*
*camera pans down, revealing that i am currently in a very soapy bath*
*sighs and shrugs*
*smash cut to the empty stage*
*audience very restless just off screen*
"will poster #69942872 please--"
no hold on, hold on, HOLD on you fucking paki rat
*the fat mexican about to get his turn sits down dejectedly*
*theres an almighty scraping sound backstage*
*audience waits with bated breath*
*something starts pulling one of the curtains down from underneath*
*a great oblong shape protrudes from it*
*the curtain collapses completely*
*i arrive in style, my bathtub pushed by 2 of my most diligent maidservants*
*i wave daintily at the audience, getting foam everywhere, and making the janitor clench his mighty fists*
alri?
*gets a few chuckles*
sorry im late lads, had a bit of a timing mishap as you can see haha *turns to maids* mabel, margaret, that'll do m'dears *they dutifully curtsey and scurry away*
now then... ah yes...
*slips on a pair of fake glasses and scans my notes*
so i promised you all a gimmick...
*gets a few cheers*
i know i know, im excited too! ive been working on this'un for some time. its a biiiit racy, but-
*janny shoots me between the eyes*
oh poo
yes lol
setting up my bt wifi disc ask me anything
do love our alan, never actually read his posts
just enjoy the photos and the absurdity of his character.
/brit/'s writing team really outdid themselves with him. pat yourselves on the back.
it's where women are trafficked as sex slaves, everyone's addicted to heroin, backstreet abortions are commonplace, the mafia controls most urban areas, russian arms dealers control most sectors of the economy, and count dracula lives in some castle nearby
is an odd looking fella ain’t he aha
The male version of this is called an incel.
African countries are less likely to allow their daughter to marry a black person than all of Europe?
looks like a fucking skyrim character
Hey Georgios, you got any sisters who are into Cheese and Pickle?
Is this: betrayal the island
You have to be an 8/10 chad to get with that these days
did everyone just forget about the town rapist meme
heaven on earth? really?
i've got 2
did you know they're made by huawei
what have you treated yourself with on amazon prime day today?
>depression
i would kill to be with a girl as attractive as that but even they are not interested in me
every town in britain has at least 10 women who have faces exactly like this
if you just asked an AI machine to print a standard british girl it would have this face
RIP all of her orifices
there's a 99% chance she got gangbanged
this is literally what happens to every chick that goes to a greek island for vacations, even if she isnt a party animal
theres virtually zero western women that have gone to an island for vacations and didnt get spit roasted
remind us
Moldova is unironically worse than a lot of African countries but because they're white, liberals don't care, unironically.
I don't mean starvation obviously, but you'd be safer living in Ghana for example, than Moldova
couple of SSDs for me de lad
sex pest professor from algeria.. where do they cme up wtih this stuff
Is it true that this is a 10/10 in bongland?
north africa isnt black
theyre berbers and egyptians
Based Portugal.
went to ghana once, full of bananas
why is 3 so pale.
So are they like India where they strongly frown upon marrying into darkies?
>this
there's more than one person in that image
got 3 quid of a 12 pack of terracotta clay plant pots
GET IN
lool
no spray tan
no birds that fit live here desu
haha i fucking remember that article, written by an unironical commie
female competition is ruthless here theyd rather call eachother whores
this is why feminism fails everyowhere else except the matriarchal west (all white countries)
Christ girl in pink looks like Casper
none of those are above a 5 and thats being generous
spitting image isn't actually that bad desu lads
Birds Of Prey sequel looking a bit shit
how do i watch spitting image
what the hell is a britbox
How do I get more mutuals on twitter instead of bitter vengeful freaks that would take great pleasure in seeing you suffer (like an injured animal) I went to school with ??????????
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this is a choon though
no that's japan. had a strong naval alliance with them in the 1900s/1910s, but then come the 1930s/1940s japan starts being a massive cunt to us
see >white "people"
>social anxiety
>y-you're using the gimmick wrong reeeee
bognor regis is where BLACKED gets their bulls
na you just have to look a bit rough and chavvy
Remember we're talking about bongland standards.
Don't even try to deny your country has comparatively ugly women compared to the rest of the white world.
everyone that isnt white frowns upon marrying darkies so i assume yes
i bet even niggers would prefer their daughters to marry someone that isnt a nigger
she seems the sort
My Dad is Greek and says he's white. Why don't you think you're white?
have a rather odd willy problem i've yet to get checked
life of a virge i suppose
>you're using the gimmick wrong
doing a think
1 Honeywell space heater
1 waterpik
1 retinol moisturizer
1 safety razor
1 shaving cream
only white countries that are SOMEWHAT ok are what, france/belgium, and MAYBE norway? judging from the tourists we get here
is this the power of inbreeding?
the webb gimmick is shit
he's a soft lefty irl and is shit in anything besides peep show