I may move here but i cant stand cold weather, any tips snowpeople?

i may move here but i cant stand cold weather, any tips snowpeople?

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why move here

jobs is the excuse, but really its only because of blond women :)

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then prepare to be disappointed I guess

The coldest parts have fewer blonds.

wrong.

it isnt that cold here

Only norway and sweden border the scandic mountain range the others aren’t scandinavian

wear clothes?

anything below 25C is cold for me

ge honom inte råd
vi vill inte ha honom här

You mean the Somalian women?

now im going there 100% fag

scandinavia has nothing to do with geography. it is cultural, historical, linguistic and denmark is the center of it.

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Nonsense, you'll make more money if you work in DACH region and they have just as many blonde women + the weather is ok

Go ahead man.

It's not that cold, and do what says, wear clothes.

You also get used to it. The comfortable temperature changes over the course of a year. In summer, 10C may feel cold, but in winter it'd feel really warm, because you get used to the temperatures that you experience over time.

buy a jacket

vi kan ge honom falska råd
you're not going to feel very warm then.
move to malmö, it's probably the warmest and it's got the easiest women.

with proper insulation it can be more warm than cold

you don't have to protect yourself from rain in winter

the only bitch is strong wind and temps around 0 because they tend to fuck everything up

when its calm and you have wool clothes its comfy

>you don't have to protect yourself from rain in winter

Lmao

not everyone lives in permastorm area

Finland doesn't belong to "here". We're Finns not Nords.

bro if you go for the blonde women you'll get treated like the creeper you are
Focus on the job, women will come to you if they want you

90% of Swedes live south of Gävle.

What? Winter is the season it rains the most. even more than in autumn

You should visit during winter and see how you handle the constant darkness and cold weather before you think about moving

you do have to worry about hailstorms in summer however.
dangerous shit.

Imagine moving because of supposed women
Do you even have any experience with any nordics? At least travelled to Scandinavia and fucked some of them?

My god, you are fucking pathetic lmao, why do imbeciles like these are born in 1st world countries while I rot here

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>hate cold weather
>lmao Im moving to the coldest countries in the world anyway
Do Manolos really?

we are adventurers and explorers

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>Spain
>first world

Stop being weak

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literally higher HDI than france

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>jobs is the excuse, but really its only because of blond women :)
Why move to Scandinavia? What are you going to work with? If you have an university degree you will probably earn a lot more in Germany + everything is cheaper.

the centre is clearly in halland

>higher HDI than the one country in the EU more african than us
colour me shocked

is dishonesty part of nordic culture?

actually yes.

Just try to get enough sunlight and you'll be alright.
It doesn't even have to be direct sunlight, as long as you avoid always being indoors during the darker months.

move to norway and ur fine

how is norway different to anywhere else in scandinavia?

we have rains only at the end of winter
or we have rains / rainy winter only when we have so called "warm winter" which happens every few years

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what u gonna do in the country u move in

he just doesn't want you to finland lol.

>how is it different
i think it's more rural, and it has more mountains

you get used to weather, it takes just a few weeks. we feel the same about your heat when we go to holiday in spain.