What's the moral of this story Zig Forums?

Why don't you try? I work will disabled adults and they fuck even

I've asked out 15 girls and have always been rejected.

I thought I had a date once but she told me halfway through it's not a date.

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just date ugly bitches, dude

None. Judd Apatow doesn't know shit about morals, he's a shallow bandwagoner.

>I thought I had a date once but she told me halfway through it's not a date.

Tell me the whole story user.

its never to late

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Me in a year

That he should have fucked the charlies angels cunt or lady with the titty hanging out at the speed dating instead of going after that pruney old bitch

>What's the moral of this story
Abandon your hobbies and sell all of your possessions so that you can have sex with a woman and pay for her daughter's college tuition.

This is literally imposible

> just started university, Zig Forums but ugly
> working out in my campus gym and work in with this girl doing assisted pullups
>I about 5.5/10, chinese
> I do some weighted dips with 110lbs for sets of 8
> she says im strong, starts talking to me
> never had a girl talk to me with enthusiasm like this
> ask her out, she says yes
> spend the next few days happy thinking I can finally turn my shitty incel life around
> agree to meet outside the university library and grab a coffee
> when she arrives, hug her and say she looks good (she doesn't hug back which worries me)
> Uni is shut down for christmas, nobody around and nothing to do
> I never go out and socialize so I don't really know where to go
> just end up wandering in the cold, I say we should warm each others' hands
> grab her hand but she's not really holding back so I hold her hand for the remainder of the date
> end up walking to the waterfront, it's cold and dark and humid as fuck
> say it's probably a bad timing for a date
> "Oh I thought we're just hanging out, not really a date)
> a piece of hope shatters inside my tortured soul
> start walking back
> she asks me how many dates I've been on
> lie and say 3
> I lie well but she def saw through it
> tells me she's never dated herself
> still holding her hand btw, conversation is stopping and it is getting fucking awkward
> throw in the towel and ask her if she wants to hang out at my place but she refuses
> end up parting ways at campus, apologize for misinterpreting things, she's nice about it
> go up into my dorm room and cry into the pillow
> feel guilty about lying about what I am and send her pic relate

She was too nice, really

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how much longer Zig Forums?

10 years and 4 months here

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Ah that's not even that bad bro don't be so hard on yourself, and just think: next time you won't be so autistic because you know what not to do.

im 24, and i lost mine a couple months ago

They reject me too

i seem to only attract autistic girls. My first kiss was when i was 17 with this chick who was blind in one eye (her good eye was green and the bad one was blueish white). And the other girl is polynesian and had really bad anxiety. She wouldnt stop asking me if i hated her.

Take what you can get man, my first kiss was with some thot at a club and afterwards she sobered up and wanted nothing to do with me and just went home

god please kill me

Incel

The unspoken moral is if you don't get married soon enough you'll be left with used up leftowers with a kid

The "moral" is that fornication is great and people who don't fornicate are losers. It's totally satanic.

There is no moral. It's just a load of scenes of a guy being a sperg, getting bad advice and fucking some woman with kids because she pities him and sees good in him.

Funny because some of my friends in their early twenties are already shacked up with girls who have kids

they had options and fucked up
people who are the same age as the main character of this movie really don't have that many options

This. Although Andy should have gone with the kinky 30 year old. The chick he married had dependents which is always a bad idea financially.

>another dog whistle incel thread

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Unrealistic as fuck. He refused this.

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and thats a good thing

Tfw you message ugly girls on dating apps and they dont respond

Honestly, having your first sexual encounter would clear up a lot of why he wasn’t into that. But that would require you actually having sex first.

Don't feel bad. I've known good looking guys that often get rejected because the women suspect that they are only looking for a hook up.

I had a highschool girlfriend dump me by pretending she didn't know we were going out. I was so confused I didn't even try to argue. She said, she thought we were just dating, which is different than 'going out'. Me being an awkward shy person I had no idea wtf she was even talking about. It kind of makes sense to me now but I don't think people in highschool date before going steady. She just didn't like me.

I've also had a couple dates like yours. It can be so difficult to figure out what someone else is thinking when you are just concentrating on not fucking up.

No it isn't, Autism/Aspergers is an amazing disorder, you can be 9/10 and never kiss a woman because of social incompetence.
I want to kill myself daily knowing that my mental disorder has cucked me out of fullfilling relationships even though I know I'm attractive.

Reminder that you'll still be mocked even if you lose it late. The sting literally never wears off.

Unless you’re in a wheelchair or something I don’t see how that shit is possible.

By whom?

Society

if you lose it late you can convincingly play it off though, unless you still hang around with people from when you were younger.

You don't have to tell anyone, greatest advice I've had on this site. Fuck some practice girl, don't tell her you're a virgin. Wowie Zowie you're now a normie.

This is me but I don't even have any real disorders. Just good old fashioned anxiety. It doesn't get worse than that. I don't even have an excuse.

why not just fuck a hooker?

People consider that pathetic. Mechanical sex.

> don't tell her you're a virgin
>he thinks women can't tell

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>dog whistle
>gaslight

Anyone using popular slang terms like these can not be considered an intelligent life form.

so? people consider virgins in their mid 20s pathetic too, so not like he is going to lose any status. fucking a couple of whores might take away the anxiety of failing horribly the first time he fucks a non pro.

yeah same

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>you can be 9/10 and never kiss a woman
>even though I know I'm attractive
sure you are

There are so many beautiful genius autists that spend their time here. I wonder how they can be aware of their mental illness, but also believe themselves incisive enough to accurately judge their appearance.

I know anciety is hard, but the only way to get past it is trial and error until you can get over it
I was lucky, in a way, to have a chubby but not full on hambeast fuckbuddy in university that got me over the worst fears of intimacy and performance anxiety, now it's just about building up the courage to ask people out

>be 31
>never had a date
>never had a kiss
>lonely, miserable, depressed, think about suicide daily, etc.
>do something I never did before
>I actually tried
>go places I don't usually go
>force myself to talk to women despite not knowing how to hold a conversation
>meet one that seems nice
>make an effort to talk to her
>moment of truth
>ask her to coffee
>she says yes
>we talk some more
>exchange numbers
>talk some more
>ask her if she would be my girlfriend
>she says yes
>1 year later and we are still together
>no longer kissless
>no longer virgin
>happy

Turns out it is actually pretty easy. I'm sure all of you guys can do it as well if you try your hardest.

Honestly doesn't sound too bad, for some people even finding a platonic friend is really hard. You shouldn't be counting on it, but if she has her own group of friends she could tell them about you and you could find a girl that way.

This honestly isn't the horror story I expected to be reading. You're fine user, just keep looking and manage your expectations.

that being a virgin isn't a big deal

that finding someone you like and have a connection with is a better idea than losing it to a thot while drunk

that non-virgins can be lacking in their own relationships and give advice that might not be compatible with what their new virgin co-worker friend who they excluded until finding out they could make a personal challenge for themselves at his expense really wants

cant stop laughing from this one

She'll know once the sex happens or right after. I didn't tell the girl I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin, but she put it together once it was over and forced me to confess. I had just turned 20, she was my first kiss too.

At least you've kissed guys. That's a step ahead of a lot of incels on Zig Forums

no that's negative xp.

I am more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever even happen that is.

t. 27 year old

>Just
>Bee
>Yourself

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin

The moral of the story is abandon all your interests so you can maybe get to be with a divorced second hand mom with a single child from an another man.

>done 1st-3rd base shit with probably 40+ chicks
>only had sex with 5 because all I want to do is lick their feet and cater to my fetish, no want for sex
>have licked over 80 girls feet
>now so bored, watching guy foot porn

its over for me

based mentally ill cumbrain

And fuck the big tit teenage daughter.

What's the moral of this story

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That has life was actually fine before the sex, and including women and romance in your life really just brings stress, and what its worth (sex) really seems stupid. Especially since most people don't care about sex right after having it. People liking this movie really drives home that normalshits are legit sociopaths. When I met people who "loved" this movie it was trippy. Normalshits really don't have empathy in a sense that is not self-serving, its fuckin nuts

I found that losing your virginity and having good sex were 2 different things. It took me several partners to find somebody I even enjoyed fucking

What's fucked is when this has happened 4 or 5 times with different girls. What do you do when you have attempted dating more than a few times over the years, but it literally always turns out that the girl does not feel that way at all

>> "Oh I thought we're just hanging out, not really a date)
>> a piece of hope shatters inside my tortured soul
I've had this happen to me. Pretty bruising for the ego. Don't worry about it, You'll bounce back.

Thanks but I'm beyond that. 32 now and fucked one hooker. Nothing has changed. Im a decent looking guy but I'm far too gone. it's over.

>tfw everyone you work with is like 2 years younger than you and all have long term relationships and you're the only single one

Moral was that we should all kill ourselves long before we hit 40.

Same, but I'm 25.

t. chad thundercock

>have a chance with a gorgeous sex freak
>throw it away for fun times with milf

Eh, if you really are a 40 year old virgin then getting the milf at the end is probably good ending. If you're a virgin in your late 20s its basically over for you.

Any social deviation has to be suppressed, peer pressure has to be applied to enforce normative behaviour.

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30, motherfucker. What a fucking disgusting thread, filled with normalfags and plebbitors. Zig Forums truly is the most infected board.

what a gigantic cope

Sell everything you own and abandon everything you enjoy so you can be the 125th guy to plow a single mom with two kids
Non meme answer: Steve Carell was clearly in a sort of limbo as a result of his own sexual failures, and it had allowed him to calcify in a life where he was probably just going to work at Best Buy and collect action figures and video games until he died in his apartment, alone. When he thrust himself into the rough waters of the outside world, he eventually found someone who allowed him to develop an emotional connection that was more valuable than the material possessions he filled his life with, and will probably be happier in the long run

In the time it took to write all that he could've jerked off at least four times. What a waste.

That's what Zig Forums is.

Shit 10 years!? That's a life time, go out there and GET SOME PUSSY

Why does it seem like everyone watched the movie, but missed the ending where Andy stood up for himself to his friends and the milf found out he was a virgin and still respected and loved him? Meaning that the movie was actually about honesty, loyalty, and how sex isnt actually everything.

Nicely put.

we re just kidding, we all lost our vcards by 14 the latest and regularly fuck women

>supreme

This is why I'm worried if I do get a gf I wouldnt want her to meet my friends as it may come up in conversation shes my first and then she'll be put off by it

user, the moral of the story was "be honest". Be honest with her, but also be honest with yourself.

Do NOT do this

tl;dr?

neurotypicals can not and will never understand the plight of an autist

>What's the moral of this story Zig Forums?
Even 40 year old's who work floor retail and do nothing their entire lives can still fuck single mothers.

Why does Zig Forums have a boner for this show? Because "le old virgin" joke?

I dont know anything about asian girls. What I like to do is get black out drunk and just approach over 20 girls. Usually half will say yes. Only way I know how to deal with the 10 who say no.

one guy convincing everyone how he and others like him are such unique snowflakes that they cannot be helped by any normal means or advice that works for most other people (normalfags), all so he can justify never trying to improve his position in life

Virgins can gather under it's banner and discuss sexual problems without having a mod suddenly delete it because it's not movie related.

Be a fucking man, loser. That's the problem with all these incels and manchildren - they aren't men.

how do you know how many say yes if you blacked out? Maybe you raped them.

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You could just as well argue I was raped in that situation.

Good luck with that

Based.

I'm a 24 year old khv-virgin. Several women have asked me for my number, and have attempted to engage me physically in different ways. I have refused them ALL.
>"wanna grab a coffe?"
>"come to my place :)?"
>"can I have your number?"

One time at summer camp, this one girl literally hopped into my bed and rested her head on my chest. I left the room that instant. She'd asked me for my number a few weeks before, I didn't give it to her. What would a high-schooler do with a girl's phone number? We all know women are less intelligent, so help with school work was out of the question.
I refuse to engage in pre-martial sex/intimacy with ANY woman. Simply out sheer principle. Even in elementary school, I found myself disgusted at school "disco" nights. Why the hell do we allow kids to "slow dance" before puberty for fucks sake? Clearly the educational system has been compromised by hedonistic hebrew scum.

MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN IN A LOVING MARRIAGE FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I HAVE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING OF THE SUPERIOR NATURE OF MARRIED LIFE. I WALK AROUND TOWN, I SEE SAD, DEPRESSED WRECKS WASTING THEIR LIVES "PARTYING", "EXPERIMENTING"
AND TRYING TO "FILL TO VOID INSIDE THEIR SOUL". THESE PEOPLE SCOFF AT "MARRIAGE". HAH, LIKE THEY COULD EVER MAKE IT WORK.
MARRIAGE IS RESERVED TO THE ONES WHO UNDERSTAND THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE. DEVOTING YOURSELF TO A WOMAN AND MAKING HER PREGNANT

NO SUSAN/JIM, YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE LOVE AND AFFECTION OF A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WITH HEDONISM AND SEX.
YOU FELL FOR A MARKETING LIE. I DO NOT HATE YOU FOR IT, BUT I SPIT IN YOUR FATHERS FACE'S FOR ALLOWING YOU TO ACT LIKE THIS.

HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE WOULD BE THE EASIEST THING ON THE PLANET TO DO. BUT IT WILL ONLY BRING YOU MOMENTARY HAPPINESS, JUDGING BY THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO FREQUENT BABYLONIAN NIGHT CLUBS IN SEARCH OF ALCOHOL, DRUGS AND LOOSE WOMEN.

THERE IS NO OTHER ACTIVITY ON THE PLANET THAT PEOPLE WILL CHASTISE YOU THIS MUCH FOR NOT DOING.

all caps is very bad netiquette

me in a month, mostly due to social isolation but also social retardation. i'm a good looking guy and girls have always tried to hit on me but nothing ever happens because of my autism. at the beginning of the year i decided i was going to make an effort to go out more and hopefully meet someone but then coronachan came and fucked everything up. oh well

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He has a few good points though. Life is hard without belonging to a group.

Another thing that helps is to just be a good person all the time, so that way when you are in autopilot blackout mode you are still you just on autopilot.

thanks bro

I'm still not interested in making a single friend so I don't believe I care about having a significant other either.
I think this logic holds up. If I don't want friends, then it follows that I don't want a friend I can coom into either - if I just fap enough to replace the sexual desire.

I don't seem to experience loneliness (12 years of living alone), it's weird. Maybe aspergers gave me this super power.

26 neet khhv AMA
haven't stepped outside for half a year

Why ask you questions when you are literally me?

25 Im in the same boat but I never really tried because I was mega fat. now that I'm actually a healthy weight for my height I noticed I get looks from women all the time but I don't follow up because in my mind I still think I'm fat as fuck.

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>I have an understanding of marriage
>not married
pathetic, kill yourself

You're either fucking or you're not. If you're not fucking and you put it off for too long it will begin to control your future interactions with women. You'll be thinking about how every woman has expectations of you sexually and the fear of rejection from that will turn you away from them even more. Since our culture has no morals anymore it's best to just fuck a big ass wildebeest and get it over with. Then you won't care if some dumb whore rejects you.

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alright boys, post them
>25 yo
>never had sex
>never had a gf
>never been on a date
>never kissed a girl
>never held a girl's hand
>never hugged a girl outside of family

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>never hugged a girl outside of family
Fucking normie.

If you are a virgin past 16 you will have to settle for a used up whore single mom

Have sex incel.

If you never made friends in school your life is over socially

>25yo
>newly single
>haven't had sex in 4 days

honestly user it sounds like it turned out much better than it could have, she sounds nice.

Some people will always be alone and nothing will change that.

normalfags life in a different dimension and they hate you because your existence reminds them of the reality of life

I had plenty of opportunities with women but I was always too afraid to seal the deal. I deserve to be alone.

>19 yo
>never had sex
>never had a gf
>never been on a date
>never kissed a girl
>never held a girl's hand
>never hugged a girl outside of family

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if it's any consolation user, It can happen very suddenly. up until February, I was literally in the same boat but at 22 years old. I literally was a suicidal skinnyfat Zig Forums fag but suddenly now I have a qt 8/10 trad gf who Is happy to wait until marriage with me. I seriously thought before then that I was gonna be alone forever but now I have checked all those boxes save the V card. you're gonna make it user.

>tfw lay in a bed with a girl 4 separate times

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