”I don’t give fuck man I got 8 months of fucking life at this point...”

>”I don’t give fuck man I got 8 months of fucking life at this point...”
Cast him in a biopic.

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> LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN

dsp is more enticing

anyway, lolcow power list:

1. bob chipman
2. phil burnell
3. spoony
4. lupa
5. cosmo

tfw no big bolt-on beer belly

>spoony
Doesn't even do anything at this point, and when he does its just depressing

does he only eat sugar and fat?

>still crusading against the highlight channels
Richard's gonna be left alone with just the worst of his a-logs and wonder why it happened

just wait for the brother's couch saga

Did he say that? Lmfao. Dude get him on 600 lb life, for real.

Carried Diamond dethroned
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Shout out to Sean Ranklin

*blocks ur path*

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>now as the obligatory two informative videos are done for today let's talk about the current events in the online fitness community

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Why he turn like that? Are this nigga's knees completely locked up with gout?!?

Is that the guy from cumtown?

Man I used to like Spoony so much. Shame he revealed himself to be a worthless cunt.

didn't he have a gastric bypass done in mexico or some shit with donator money?

did he manage to regain the weight?

he needs to poop

>vest streak looks like its in jeopardy
>my ear really hurts guys i need to take time off
Phil is so transparent, but damn it he gets results

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probably by drinking softdrinks all day

there was no surgery. richard's a pathological liar

reel tawk

>brother's couch saga
Does Miles have kids? I can see him turning Noah away if he does and I wouldn't blame him. This isn't some situation where you let your brother crash for a couple months, he gets in the house and he's not leaving.

>no dobby, who has deteriorated to absolute 0 relevance as an artist despite drawing regularly for years and is only thought about by people other than the parents he lives with when he says something particularly retarded and anons gather round to laugh at him and reminisce on his greatest acts of social retardation

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Wow, is he doing even worse than Maddox?

Spoonys the kind of person who is like an anchor around the neck dragging down the people around him. His ex made him sound like an emotionally exhausting burden of a man.

Ricky Gervais in a fat suit, a trailer trash King's Men where WingsOfRedemption hunts down Hollywood sex criminal rings; cameos by Harrelson/McConaughy's True Detective characters (which he gives the Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Bruce Lee treatment). Ends with Andrew Garfield serving him beignets from scratch at a White Castle

How's Maddox doing?

Soon FPS Kyle can play him

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Maddox is sitting at a cool 20 patrons while Dobby has dropped to 14, so yes, worse than Maddox.
Comparatively he's much, much worse than that because Maddox doesn't make videos anymore while Dobby uploads new comics to his facebook page regularly (since giving up on twitter after being suspended for the umpteenth time).

K wasn't kidding about eating all his supplies

>they took his guns away from him
>he was never the same afterwards

R E A L
E
A
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T A W K
A
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i look like this should i be worried?

He drinks Pepsi all day and only eats Wendy's chilli or banquet meals

One time I played wings in siege, instantly killed him, called him a noob and he quit

BEEEEEETRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

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why do so many fatsos think a surgery will solve the problem without changing their diet?

You could have saved him

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>im in bed wbu

tank controls

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He's too powerful.

Don't forget Chibi

DSP is fucking boring these days.
Ja/ck/ Scalfani is my favourite retard right now.

he's completely retarded, i didn't include chris chan for that same reason.

No he's not. He's just a horrible personality. He's not literally brain damaged like Chris.

>straight person with rainbow flag profile pic
even gays know this is a red flag

Why does Dobson get suspended? He seems to have mostly mainstream views

let me put on my +5 hat of weaponsmithing, work on skilling up my crafting, and lets talk about this.

He's too bloodthirsty and not popular enough to get away with it

also a well known white male and thus lacking any rights or respect owed a human bean

how is chris chan not even on the list
she is the qween of lolcows

I’d have to agree, all Spoony does these days is whine on Twitter about how much of a failure he is, pretty one-note

Le troll wings XDDDD muwahahaha master troll

>He seems to have mostly mainstream views
lol no. The guy is a nutcase.

couldn’t stop threatening to kill people

1. Lord Steven Christ
2. Jason Genova
3. DSP
4. Ja/ck/
5. Chris Chan (got give credit to the absolute legend even if he hasn't done anything noteworthy in years besides ask for free money and try to fuck lesbians)

Isnt phil about to get fucked up the ass by his 500k debt since his attempt to declare bankruptcy was laughed out of court?

>1. Lord Steven Christ
Patrician taste. I can never get anyone into him. Honorable mention for Dan Cilley.

The virus halted all foreclosures right at the last second. The lucky motherfucker keeps getting away with it.

For being a total belligerent and starting senseless fights everywhere. Sure twitter will ban for political reasons, but they do have rules about being a useless twat who do gives himself the permission to threaten anyone he doesn’t like

CARRIED DIAMOND YOU ARE
CUZ YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT
YOU LOOK LIKE THE SUN
EVEN IN THE MIDDLE Of THE NIGHT

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Most likely not getting the bankruptcy because of his own stupidity yes. But all that's going to happen is he's going to be put on payment plans and pay what he owes. Which is what he should have been doing all along, he earns good money he's just fucking terrible with it.

I was amazed when I finally paid attention to his view count and realized he was only getting like a few hundred per upload. The dude is so disconnected from reality it's beautiful to watch.

na that's buff in america

reel tawk

Only if you fear dying in your 40s

i member when iwatched him in like 2010 when mw2 commentaries was a thing

I've listened to LR's albums so many times, shame he went full retard
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Naylon and Travis getting the tattoos was probably the peak of the LSC saga.

>Isnt phil about to get fucked up the ass
That fucker has been in a perpetual state of "about to get fucked up the ass" for well over a decade and has somehow survived. At this point I'm convinced that after the nuclear holocaust when even the cockroaches are all dying off he'll still be sitting in his shitty house millions of dollars in debt and complaining about how his power went out because Kojima makes broken games

how does one get this fat?

be american

get shot

>Jason Genova
dangerously based

He beat the trolls.

RSK

Absolute madman could even beat Kleinfelters

>that vid where he strips down to his underpants and has some chick record him frying frozen solid salmon and farting, then goes on to keep suggesting that he needs a good girlfriend
>that vid where Lenny's liver was visibly failing and he was genuinely unresponsive and sweating poison
The dude's an accidental genius

>Jason Genova
Big Lenny plays himself, no exceptions

What about that fat guy who got teeth implants?

THIS IS AMERICA
MONEY IS TO BE MADE AND SPENT
BEND ME OVER
BEND ME OVER

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>fucking cookie cutter whimps
>yeah I'll suck a tranny's dick so what
Lenny's the absolute real deal

>FGC legend
>4th place evo winner
>one of the greatest SF2 turbo players ever
>let’s play pioneer (influenced pewdiepie)
>11 year legacy
>owns 2 houses on both coasts just because
>BMW
>started dating a 17 year old at 30
>traded her in for a thicc housewife
>btfo John Rambo and Howard
>outlasted SoK
>outlasted Blip.tv
>outlasted Curse
>outlasted Machinima
>outlasted mister metokur
>btfo projared
>btfo WingsOfRedemption
>got tevin kicked off twitch (youtube next)
>jerked off on stream and got away with it
>kiwi farms is obsessed (dsp general thread alone has over 5000 posts)
>most tier 3 subs on twitch in 2018
>got paid 2K just to show his cat>gets paid $100 per stream just to put on a old vest
>makes 100k a year (IRS seething)
>has completed more games than you can name
Why havent you taken the Phil pill yet?

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>Why havent you taken the Phil pill yet?
Attempting to get even close to his level is basically a death sentence for the average human. The dude's a walking tank of inhuman dumb luck and sheer will to survive.

>Mods do your job and ban everyone in the thread

Redpill me on lupa, i never heard of her lolcow status

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The undisputed pinnacle of troll music

Including you?

fringe member of channel awesome stalking former CA content creator, constantly trying to bring up her attempt to #metoo him, doug jones and whoever was more successful than her and male. homeless man's zoe quinn.

literally does her makeup like a clown.

Mods, clean up the thread.

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I don't know who the other two are, but wings and dsp are two of the four ebeggars of the apocalypse

Wasn't he going to stop streaming and get a real job after his surgery?

>wings and dsp are two of the four ebeggars of the apocalypse
How can you think up this list and not mention CWC?

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you should tip me eyyyyyyyy

literally just dont prepare/order as much food, its so fucking easy to lose weight goddamn. You need roughly 2,300 excess calories to put on weight. My caloric in take everyday is like 1,600 max, and thats with a pretty normal breakfast lunch and dinner with some snacking in between. How much do you have to go out of your way to stuff your fucking face to zip all the way to 2,300 or more in a single day? Is there any period of the day you arent slamming shit down your throat? holy fuck