Cooper's a professional he can handle himself
Cooper's a professional he can handle himself
Jackson Russell
Zachary Bailey
Baseplated
Christopher Turner
OH N-
Dylan Baker
Did the T Rex kill Cooper because hes a racist??
Nolan Thomas
The only guy who gets viciously killed on screen in Jurassic Park 1 is an evil scummy lawier who everyone dislikes.
Why did the rest of the movies show multiple alright or goodguys getting eating alive ?
Honestly that's one of the major reason I hated JP2 and 3 as kids, I really disliked those kind of scenes
Nolan Smith
>hes a racist
Um he was a churchgoing man though?
William Rivera
>Ahhhhh!
Wtf did dinosaurs talk like humans
Easton Smith
>it's OK that they guy died in a violent fashion because I disliked him
Why are normies so unstable
Henry Lewis
what about Muldoon?
Jaxon Cox
Thats the whole point of JP. Its not a "fun for the whole family". Its "this is what happens when you try to control nature/genetically engineered monsters for profit".
In fact thats the biggest problem with JP3, its too light-hearted. Noone except the mercenaries dies.
Jurassic World did a bit better in that it atleast killed off the billionaire, the "evil" guy and even the babysitter. That being said, the deaths were minor.
And then JW2 happened and literally killed everything that made JP interesting:
>HAHA EVIL HENCHMAN HAHA HE DEAD
>HAHA YOU GO GIRL, OPEN THAT CAGE TO FREE THE RAPTOR, WHO CARES ABOUT THE FACELESS HENCHMAN HAHA
>HAHA THE EVIL BILLIONAIRE DIED
And yes, even JP2 had the death of a rich guy, but that wasnt anything to cheer at. It was a bad way to go in a film where the good guys also died.