HEY, YOU

HEY, YOU.
YOU!
COME HERE, BUDDY!

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hmmmmph

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Nope. Nope. That can't be right...

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*shuffles over

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Kill everyone who posts in this thread except for me.
I'm abandoning this thread immediately. If you quote me I won't be around to see it.

Wowzers, don't be rude guys, he's still waiting.
What happened, do you need something?

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Hey whats up bro?

>living wage

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Kill everyone who posts in this thread except for me.
I'm abandoning this thread immediately. If you quote me I won't be around to see it.

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>implying you can resist (You)s

The doctor did not say I have schizophrenia, but I am still real

>What the fuck is wrong with you lately man?

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NO YOU

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>AVAST YE, LANDLUBBERS!

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Why was this Soijak based off of Markiplier's face?

Im am here. What do you need?

Kek, some of these fabricated quotes are funnier than the real thing

>I'm done trying to talk to you.

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best thread on Zig Forums right now

What's going on here?

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...

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>I'm a "soiboy"? What's that haha?

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Ey you
You da boi?

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>Why yes I do post soijaks on Zig Forums without getting banned how could you tell?

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>Don't pay him no mind haha, he's just very tired lately, Ivies aren't little work haha, he probably needs more sleep. Umm we'll have 2 cokes to drink.

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Why do these threads always get so many replies? Are you guys all 12?

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
YOU ARE WANTED
YOU ARE WORTHY

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Why do these threads always get so many replies? Are you guys all 12?

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Based except working women pay tax too.

>Why yes, I have an immature sense of humor - how could you tell?

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>Government said 12 is too young therefore its wrong

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>Why do these threads always get so many replies? Are you guys all 12?

>STOP STOP EXPOSING US SOIBOYS!!!! YOU HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA!!

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DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!
I DIDN'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!

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>if I use a slightly more abstract image, he might not catch on

Shit, I'm on a site with actual children, jesus.

not him but im more of a upvote guy myself

>YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STORE COOKED MEAT NEXT TO RAW MEAT!

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>You fucking creepo don't get fucking near me you psycho. You fucking monster.

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>I'm on a site with actual children, thank jesus.

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Who, me?

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What the fuck is wrong with you

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>different people use the pic with the same name
Is this your first day on 4channel?

>who wants to engage in a duel with me or are you all pussies
kek, based soijak

Besides more uncommon exceptions due to particular reasons the identical filename (+same posting style and typos) obviously shows without a shadow of a doubt that it's the same poster.

He's based, fuck off and go back if it's not normie enough for you.

I think hes one of those idiots who dont realize you can change filenames on your computer or phone.

Ill copy someones file namecon purpose to fuck with the schizos

You idiot. ReadHow can you be so paranoid and stupid.

Its meant to fuck with magatards.

hey calm down buddy, stop harassing these bystandards ok

It's not some famous filename, there's only 9 posts with it archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/1564754309481.jpg/(vs ~900 posts with the image) and they're clearly from the same person.

>hey calm down buddy, stop harassing these bystandards ok

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We copy you idiot. On purpose. To fuck with idiots like you. Youve been getting trolled

How new are you magatard?

soijaks aren't even funny

>05/01/20(Fri)10:46:04 No.13307967
>05/01/20(Fri)10:48:06 No.133079745
> #
>>who wants to engage in a duel with me or are you all pussies
>kek, based soijak
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:48:35 No.133079757
> #
>Besides more uncommon exceptions due to particular reasons the identical filename (+same posting style and typos) obviously shows without a shadow of a doubt that it's the same poster.
> #
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:49:23 No.133079785
> #
>He's based, fuck off and go back if it's not normie enough for you.
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:49:50 No.133079801
> #
>I think hes one of those idiots who dont realize you can change filenames on your computer or phone.
>Ill copy someones file namecon purpose to fuck with the schizos
> # #
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:51:27 No.133079853
> #
>You idiot. Read #
>How can you be so paranoid and stupid.
>Its meant to fuck with magatards.
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:51:48 No.133079865
> (OP) #
>hey calm down buddy, stop harassing these bystandards ok
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:53:11 No.133079928
> #
>It's not some famous filename, there's only 9 posts with it archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/1564754309481.jpg/(vs ~900 posts with the image) and they're clearly from the same person.
> #
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:54:00 No.133079962
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>>hey calm down buddy, stop harassing these bystandards ok
>...Anonymous
>05/01/20(Fri)10:54:25 No.133079981
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>We copy you idiot. On purpose. To fuck with idiots like you. Youve been getting trolled
>How new are you magatard?
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based and checked

ALL O' THESE NIGGA THEY MAD
ALL O' THESE BITCHES THEY MAD
I WALK IN THE BANK AND LAUGH
WALK WITH THE BAG
SAD
SAD
MAD
ALL OF THESE NIGGAS THEY MAD
ALL OF THESE NIGGAS THEY MAD
I WALK IN THE BANK AND I FLEX ON ...
I FLEX ON ... WITH THE BAG
ICE ON MY NECK AND MY MOMMA LIKE BOY, "HOW YOU GET ALL OF THAT CASH?!"

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Lotsa incels in here...

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Quads BTFO out soijack

Lol that idiot lol

We just copy file names to fuck with magatards who are paranoid lol

They think its some evil phone posting overlord or something

Also thank yiu woijackers you guys get me laid

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There’s a population of 7.5 billion humans and 19 billion chickens at any given time. If there was a chicken rebellion how would you prepare to fight off your 2.7 chickens (give or take a few)?
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Do me do me! I want to be a soijak too

I can’t look at webms on my iPhone

Please posts gifs

Dont use iphones man shits overpriced ghetto shit

Shit shitty shitt

Actually he's right. I know it's the same poster because these posts are all mine. I remember making each one of them and I even remember the thought process behind them. See archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/129238389/#q129239493, I lifted that text directly from a post I made on trannycord to screenshot and post here to troll.
How does it feel being wrong? You just got BTFO, buddy.

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>Do me do me! I want to be a soijak too>> Anonymous 05/01/20(Fri)11:00:58 No.133080239▶I can’t look at webms on my iPhonePlease posts gifs

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samefag reddit spacing phoneposter

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>We copy you idiot. On purpose. To fuck with idiots like you. Youve been getting trolled

>How new are you magatard?

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It's probably an ultra-violent video posted by the race of peace.

We copy the filenames or just autosave them you schizo

Lol

Stop misusing the quote function.

>We copy the filenames or just autosave them you schizo

>Lol

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Yeahhhhhh

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>Yeahhhhhh

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TIL of Dorothy Thompson, an American journalist working in Europe in the 1930's. She was granted an interview with Adolf Hitler in 1931, after which she referred to him as "... insecure—the very prototype of the Little Man." She eventually became the first American journalist expelled from Germany
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Man this Hitler guy sounds like an asshole
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He did to one thing right though...

Edit: I'm talking about him killing himself.
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Apparently he was a real dick when he drank tequila.
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Man this Hitler guy sounds like an asshole

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Not only that, but an incel.
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He was. He kicked the bankers out of Germany and printed his own currency.
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He sounds like Trump.
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