So why exactly you can show people die and swear and have a PG rating and yet a quick glimpse of boobies make a movie R...

So why exactly you can show people die and swear and have a PG rating and yet a quick glimpse of boobies make a movie R rated?

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those are some giant balls

uuuhhhhhh

>ywn have a big dick

Fuck off Zig Forumstard.

That was the theme to Orgazmo

I want my foreskin back

Just a tiny dick shriveled up in a fear response.

it's well known that michelangelo actually accidentally knocked the dick off but the rest of the statue was completed so he just resculpted it with what was left rather than start over

That’s bigger than my penis

inb4 half the thread is cuckolds cuckposting about dick size

Michelangelo's David is gay, Bernini's David is based and we won't talk about the Donatello one.

forgot pic

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cute cock

Ok, now i get why

reddit tier observation

America was founded by Christians who were against non-marital sex, but also by violently kicking out both their colonial masters and the original inhabitants.

America was founded by Masons. Not one mention of Jesus in any of the founding documents.

finally, someone actually replies to the OP.

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>yet a quick glimpse of boobies make a movie R rated?
Because of the Puritan movement and their migration to North America in the early 17th century. High birth rate and low death rate made them a significant number there. For over a century, they were a hegemony in North America, instilling their values and culture to the rest of the immigrants that came from elsewhere. These values are still present in the people, though religion has been bastardized and turned into a mockery of what it once meant to people, the rules and regulations that came with the Great Migration still can be observed.

because jews are pedophiles

Boobs are allowed in some pg-13 and even pg movies. Off the top of my head Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, Airplane, Something's Gotta Give, and Fifth Element showed tits.

Not really.

Why are they mocking his dick? This is pretty much what mine looks like, flaccid and I've never gotten any complaints.

Because it's a literal micro penis. The average man's penis should hang slightly lower than his testicles when flaccid, like pic related. Go into your bathroom and pop your pants off in front of the mirror and you'll see what I mean.

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Because sex and nudity is awkward to watch with the family. Explosions and death and brutality is not that bad as long as there isn't too much gore and misery.

Flacid dick don’t mean shit. That is amazing how it can shrink and then become so big.

Isn't this guy just really big and his penis is actually average?

From an art perspective, it looks less vulgar when small. That is why they made it so small. So it does not draw attention

That doesn't really follow through, nudity in 70s movies was still PG

THE WATER WAS COLD!

Would lirerally LITERALLY kill myself it my dick was this small white people are beyond pathetic

kek, big penises were never a thing until the porn shit started. They were considered vulgar and disgusting to look at.

why do people still pretend to not know about growers

that lil flaccid boi could be a perfectly respectable 5.5"

You mean from classical art tastes

>why do people still pretend to not know about growers
Don't Americans cut their dicks off? Meaning that they are always in the "grower" phase because their dick heads keep rubbing in their pants?

This. They used christian language to keep the larger population happy, but anyone influential in the US was a mason.

so anyone with tiny balls is packing heat?

>anyone influential in the US was a mason.
Joseph Smith for example.

>5.5"

That's average for a normal man's flaccid penis.

That's average for an erect penis. Stop making shit up, my man

Maybe in China buddy

Why are incels gay as fuck?