BLOOOOONDIIIIIEEEEEEE

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i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe it

Was Tuco colorblind? Clint Eastwood isn't blond

they were making fun of his whiteness

>Wallach was born at 156 Union Street in Red Hook, Brooklyn, a son of Polish Jewish immigrants

Literally every fucking time. I gotta admit he was pretty based, though.

>mfw they cast a jew in brownface to play a stereotype of a dirty, illiterate beaner and get away with it

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While this is definitely the kinoest 15 minutes in movie history, it falls apart if you think about it. The scenario is just too contrived, Angel Eyes had no reason to keep Tuco alive, the logical choice would be to kill him and duel with Blondie. To make matters worse, he then proceeds to take the worst possible position right between two dudes who clearly will aim at him first, guaranteeing his death. What a retard.

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who cares he's more mexican than actual mexicans today

>JUST A DIRTY SON OF A WAH AH AH AH AAAAHH
jesus christ leone, really? you end the movie with the character singing the fucking theme song?

What're your thoughts on For a Few More Dollars

Tuco was hammering his gun at Blondie as Angel Eyes got shot.

>To make matters worse, he then proceeds to take the worst possible position right between two dudes who clearly will aim at him first, guaranteeing his death.

How could you possibly have missed the fact that Blodie is aware that Tuco's gun is not loaded?

Watched it last year and don't remember a thing about it. I enjoy the first movie in the trilogy the most.
Also
Fistful of Dollars > Yojimbo

great dont listen the retards who cant appreciate both

>Fistful of Dollars > Yojimbo
them's fighting words

better times

he's talking about angel eyes, not blondie.

Magnificent Seven > Seven Samurai

fistful and for a few dollars more are literally the same movie

Magnificent Seven (2016) > Seven Samurai

I haven't yet had a chance to see the other 2. (pleb ik). I only just watched Good, the Bad and the Ugly for the first time yesterday evening. It was incredible to see (especially the finale) for the first time, and to hear the soundtrack as Tuco runs around the graveyard and Blondie rides off into the horizon.

They were standing in a circle, how could he not stand between them?

i don't have thoughts

Not a fan of it, however Fistful is fantastic.

Fucking based.

>character is "the good"
>is actually an asshole

why didn't archstanton join in the duel

Trash. It's just masculinity porn.
>shoots apples off a tree instead of taking a morally gray move
>it's okay that you liked my henchman. You seem cool
>I stopped the train early because iamverybadass
The first one had better motivations, more realistic characters, and less groin-thrusting.

What every time? Non-Mexicans playing Mexicans? He was swarthy.

I thought this too at first, but I think it's just an illusion of how the shot is framed. I think they're standing in a circle with each of them at a point forming a triangle, so each one has an equal chance at taking a shot at the other.

very good. best opening in the series, but IMO TGTBATU is still better. Each movie got progressively better
I can't imagine being such a gigantic faggot

kill yourself