So much soul
So much soul
What is it about the combination of ancient/medieval fantasy and sneaking into bad guy fortresses that gets my dick hard like nothing else?
The blu ray is worth it for the bonus content and that nice high quality. You simply dont get movies made that way anymore
>mfw listening to the soundtrack
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One of the best audio commentaries ever made. Honestly any commentary with Arnie is a blast, much like Milla Jovovich
Thanks for reminding me how fucking trash the reboot is
Zoomers would expect an explosion after him hammerthrowing the torch at the temple.
God damn I love that movie so much, RIP King Osric
>let me tell you about the days of high adventure
>So much swole
FTFY
>FLESH IS STRONGER THAN STEEL
Is Thulsa Doom the greatest black villain of all time?
probably because James Earl Jones is the greatest black of all time
funnily enough he had to get LESS swole because he couldn't physically swing the weapons and shit with arms so big
he really is. What an outstanding man.
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>Arnold cheering for Sven-Ole Thorsen and his big HAMMAH
>Milius blatantly perving out and smacking his lips anytime Valeria is onscreen
It is 10/10, comfiest goddamn commentary I've ever heard.
Remember the days when they could cast Blacks in movies, who contributed to the film, beyond the point of just being black.
I was born and grew up during this time and suddenly it feels so far away.
What the fuck happened?
>What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength of your body, the desire in your heart
regressivist culture
>mainstream (((hollywood))) corporate business venture
>soul
log off and never post on here again u dirty pleb
High speed internet and social media happened, as well as the 2008 writer's strike. The strike convinced Hollywood producers that writers aren't actually worth that much and are interchangeable and disposable in terms of what sells. So they started hiring woke millennial writers straight outta brainwashing scho- I mean university
>log off
Apply yourself next time, faggot.
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why dont they make music like this any more?
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This track is so good, it most perfectly encapsulates this feel that they are now lifted from Doom's influence, "orphaned" from their father, but free, not knowing what to do at first, but then actually "waking up", onwards to a better future. The finale just gives me shivers every time.
good taste that's what
>retarded plot
>retarded dialogue
>retarded costumes
>retarded settings
>retarded performances
>not a hint of actual Conan as a character
>ok music
>ok cinematography
>soul
There's really no Conan outside the books. And I'm fine with that.
what a chestlet
I hope you die.
He legitimately had to tone down his chest workout because just prior to filming he couldn't swing a sword properly.
Also
>Ever accusing Prime Arnie or not having a decent chest
faggot.
>ok music
I'll kill you your whole family the fucking dogs and flush your gold fish down the pan with my shit.
arnold had to lose muscle mass on his arms and chest, before they where too big for him to swing his sword.
This is the POWER of John Milius. I love him so much.
>chinlets this aggressive
Get better taste you pair of eunuchs.
It was a nice peplum.
the blu ray is censored on 1 small point though
at the big fight at the end. when rexar is coming at conan on horse.
the moment conan hits the horse legs with his sword causing both the horse and rexar too fall. the blu ray version removed the shot of the sword hitting the horse legs.
compared to the vhs and dvd version where you actualy see the legs getting hit and the horse falling.
>show arnold how to hold the sword
>he does this instead like a retard
I am the wellspring, from which you flow
Being roided up is the opposite of soul
Gay.
>a lot of the actors and crew became friends, and helped each other
>arnold helped james earl jones learn how to ride a horse.
>in return jones helped arnold improve his speech
>the sheer dedication the actors did to learn actual sword fighting
the movie was magic
Where do I torrent commentaries? I've never found a reliable place for them, and can't be bothered to buy physical copies
Then why are the fights and action scenes so shit?
Out with ye, fag. Watch the xenomorph lady dance with a lightsaber.
this post makes me happy
thank god i will never be this pleb
Those are also shit, but these are worse.
>I will never be this pleb
A couple steps below me isn't any better.
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If this doesn’t get your blood up, then you need to grow a brain, a dick, and a heart.