Embarrassing Celebrity Deaths

Is the PSH rumor true? Christ.

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Chris Farley Wikipedia
>On December 18, 1997, Farley was found dead by his younger brother, John, in his apartment in the John Hancock Center in Chicago. He was 33 years old.[51] An autopsy revealed that Farley had died of an overdose of cocaine and morphine,[52] a combination called a speedball. The lethal combination caused enormous gas pressure to build up in the intestines, blocked by years of heroin poop, nearly 11lbs coroners estimate[53]. The stinky poop blockage forced noxious gas to blow out Farley’s ears like steam whistles[55]. When Farley blocked his ears the fart steam rushed into his lungs and tasted like fart poop so bad he coughed his eyeballs out of his head[56]. When Farley saw his scary popped out eyes he laughed so hard that it gave him a heart attack, and he died. Upon death the 11lbs of heroin poop slid out onto the floor, roughly the size and shape of a baby. Coroners report claims “it stunk real bad”.

out of the loop how did PSH go?

heroin overdose, they found him in his bathroom with a needle still in his arm and like 15 bags of heroin around his apartment

He had become so constipated that he basically forgot to shit. He would feel up his butt to pull turds out but nothing was there because it was clogged in his stomach. He started stashing the heroin up his asshole and injecting it from his butt and got so stoned he ordered a 48” triple pepperoni pizza and ate the whole thing. This made such a greasy slurry that it broke through his poop clog and it rushed like a bullet through his colon, racing like a bobsled down into the heroin stash in his ass. It sploded the bags and blew heroin dust all over the room, making him OD. As the turd shot out it ricocheted off the tile floor, went “patink!” And shot heroin poop all over his face and in his mouth during his final breaths

wow, you should write novels lmao

How do you come up with this shit?

How is his death embarrassing? He died of a heroin overdose. What's embarrassing about that? That's just sad.

dude read pretty fucking EMBARRASSING

He fucking ricocheted heroin poop all over his mouth and tongue and breathed it in as he died like a little wimp baby

Drugs aren't just an "escape", it's an experience like no other.

You're really only living a life half-lived if you haven't exprienced the heights of pleasure that drugs can take you to. Of course, you shouldn't let them take over your life but that's easier said than done.

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I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how disgusting he was. You could tell he had a vileness to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how bitter and repugnant he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a handsome man wearing a sharp suit and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "DAVIS! Come hither, you scourge". He was confident and eloquent. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick arrogantly stopped her and said he can handle it. He cockily waddled into the crowd to try and get into a fight. When the imperious aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and jogged straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, and succeeded by deftly connecting his boot with the midget's chin and sent him flying across the room with a devastating kick. Warwick began wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled ruin of blood and bone. He tried to get up but kept falling over. All of this happened in than 10 seconds. Needless to say the goblin was terrified, his eyes filled with pain and fear and searching for mercy. He found none. The attacker stomped down, split his skull open, and ended the vile man's pathetic life. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause for ridding us of the demonic monkey man. As he triumphantly sauntered off, he kept asking for the whereabouts of Harrison Davis.

what a good laugh

Imagine one of the NEETs you've dealt with on here except they also have a lot of money, that's a celebrity.

Heroin is breaking the dam on what it means to feel good.
Literally nothing is better.

had potential but you need to proofread and vary your word choice a bit

Yeah dude a few hours of chemical pleasure is totally worth destroying your life and ruining all of your relationships over! You do realize most people don’t think this way, right?

>patink
holy kek

I'm not saying it's worth it most people don't think that way and then they try it, love it, think they can do a little more and not cause issues, then it does, then they do even more to hide the pain it's a pretty simple concept to understand when you're not an underage retard

have you tried? what does it feel like?