Want to watch a movie

>want to watch a movie
>subjected medical tests by a minimum wage teenager

What the fuck?

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This is the future you chose

>texASS

what a retarded state

how much should you tip them, i don't want to look like a fool?

Based Californiacuck
Go back to your podshare

No penis inspections though, right?

what about masks and gloves?

Am I the only one whose hands gets sweaty in latex gloves? Like they fucking turn into water balloons after 15 minutes

>not allowed to dig in the popcorn mine without a temperature check every hour

Does the thermometer really have to go up my ass?

>What would you like, user?
>Uhhh large p-popcorn and a large r-r-root beer.
>Sure thing, user! That will be 2 vials of your own blood.

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All the jokes about penis inspection day in the local movie theater.
All those years of bait and meme threads.
Now a reality.
The absolute state.

I still think tipping is a more disgusting practice than anything they’re trying to push right now.

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Lmao, thin crowds are gonna make it extra depressing for them when I fucking trash the place lol

I went to get food today but had to wait outside in a long lineup because only 30 people were allowed in this huge ass supermarket

I'm not going anywhere that forces me to wait in line for a medical exam by a $9 an hour 16 year old. Get fucked.

Sheeeeeit, that sounds like free health care to me...

As long as I can still bring my anvil

USA, USA, USA

I haven't been to wallyworld since this fake ass flu. Fuck waiting in line for povertymart and being followed around by a literally retarded guy.

>temperature checks
the fuck i thought you could be carrying this shit for weeks without showing any signs whats this gonna do

what if it was a cutie 2d girl giving you health inspections?

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Nothing. This is TSA Part 2. It's all theater for housewives to feel safe.

>I DEMAND the RIGHT to give HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVES billions of dollARS

lmao just torrent it at home

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>I know for a fact there was nothing wrong with my service

The bitchy attitude begs to differ

thats not a thermometer sir

don't worry, they repossess your house while you're watching the movie to cover the costs.

no, it's rectal temperature inspections now

If you want to be tipped $20 just for being a woman then go work at a strip club.

>medical tests
Lmao they just put a thermometer on your forehead, why you being a faggot op

>oversized recliner seats
>social distancing

how are they going to be able to seat more than 4 people at each screen?

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