Jupiter is the most kino planet

Jupiter is the nigger of the solar system
Venus is the cum dumpster
Mars is the real chad planet

Literally a manlet planet

My ancestors are from there :)

>not thicc Venus
absolute faggot

Where do you think Tolkien drew his inspiration?

youtu.be/Gu77Vtja30c

what a kino planet

>planlet
>kino
Pick one.

for sure it's mars.

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Pluto is by definition a planet you faggots

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came to post this. good taste friend

are you serious? what the fuck do they teach kids in school these days.

it's a storm that has been raging for hundreds of years.

It's a storm that has been raging for thousands of years. Fun fact: Saturn actually makes noise. You can't hear it with normal human ears.

cope

This

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Jupiter is a big guy.

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they didnt even know what Jupiter looked like in 1917 you tit

Post selfie

>ghostbusters 2

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Uranus, haha

Its just a big comet with no tail

>it makes noises, just not noises for ears

youtu.be/e3fqE01YYWs

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I'll always prefer saturn.

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dilate

>dictionary definition = astronomy definition

>gas giant
So there's no surface? If you fell into it you'd just go through it and come out on the otherside

Radio static comes from the noise made by Saturn/Jupiter

Saturn's rings are waaaayyy more kino.

You'd be crushed to a paste by the extreme pressure before you even fall deep enough.

wow
that's kinda scary

I think you'd be crushed before even getting anywhere near the centre. Take saturn for example.

youtube.com/watch?v=niw_n34lcAI

Now THIS is kino

he's spooky and will indescriminatly fuck your day up if you get to close. but hes also a bro that swallows asteroids

Based brothers. How can other planets even compete?
>Made out of rock, not gas
>Distance to sun is made for optimal warmth
>Cool red color
>People think about colonizing you
>Literally named after a god of masculinity and war

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I'm not a faggot pussy cuck though, I'm a real man

you'd actually get stuck in it

jupiter is pretty kino, yes, but saturn is the lord of kino

Am i the only one who finds real pics of Saturn slightly disconcerting?

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That's not Neptune.

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There's no solid surface, but there is likely a rocky core.

Neptune a cute. CUTE!

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speaking of sounds. listen to the nightmare wailing of saturn
youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E&t=31s

looked really cool in Ad Astra although I suspect they didn't actually film there

Yeah not really

I care not for planets, I love the sun.

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He actually got it from the ancient symbol for saturn

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Even a cheap telescope or set of binoculars can let you see Saturn like that.
Genuinely, pretty cool way to spend your nights.
Do recommend. Especially now that we're quarantined.

What happens when a big meteor collided with a gas giant but doesn’t go through its core

Soul
Soulless

Who directed this? Kubrick too?

I read somewhere that Saturn was in the process of losing its rings.

Yes. Since you can't hear a dog whistle does that mean the dog is pretending to hear it?

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>if I just convert these non sound waves into sound waves, then thats what Saturn doesnt sound like.
this lie needs to end

Your sentence makes no sense. Jupiter absorbs meteors and comets all the time. They just explode in its thick atmosphere.

see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_Shoemaker–Levy_9

Nothing is real except me

It should have lost its rings already.
The fact that it hasn't has lead people to believe that its moons are sustaining them.

that's a pretty boring fact ngl bro

bah it's like all the way over there what's it gonna do? come to my house and 1v1 me? I don't think so!

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