Why would you pick an autistic exploding duck as your partner Pokemon?
Why would you pick an autistic exploding duck as your partner Pokemon?
Julian Reed
Charles Fisher
I want to give her my exploding duck if you catch my drift ;)
Brayden Jackson
Because that way the thirty year olds in the audience can react like “I REMEMBER PSYDUCK HE GETS PSYCHIC HEADACHES HAHAHAH”
Robert Anderson
>Ahh, save me Psyduck!
Brody Myers
That is pretty much the description of that Pokemon.
Lincoln Jenkins
>he doesnt fill his team with geodudes and voltorbs and cheese the other team with earthquake and self destruct
Fucking plebs
Ayden Gray
Nah, just a Level 99 starter and a bunch of legendaries.
Austin Evans
Why would Ryan Reynolds have a son that looks like this?
Jack Scott
so that you dont get hurt
Ian Hughes
post her sexy hairy arms
Samuel Brown
Newton really doesn't get enough appreciation on this board.
Owen Morris
Looks more like one of DeNiro’s sons
Anthony Hughes
Hudson Brooks
Christian Taylor
Rapunzel, Rapunzel
Dominic Sanders
Ducks are a common pet,sure not cat tier but some people have them
Asher Roberts
The point is that it fucking explodes uncontrollably. Not enough to cause serious injury, apparently, but that shit is bound to wreck her apartment.
Thomas Garcia
>ever bury ya nose in a mountain of curls and just.....wanna go to sleep forever?
Landon Foster
What the fuck does this reply even mean? Do you just reply for the sake of replying you dumb fuck tranny?
Aaron Scott
because psyduck is a bro
f*ck pikachu
Andrew Thompson
I don't care what anybody says this movie was really nice.
Juan Sanchez
It was fun.
Jayden Myers
Nope, but I'd like to know more.
Camden Nelson
I missed all the reactions to this movie. What was Zig Forums opinion? Good or trash?
Matthew Wright
the movie fucking sucked donkey balls, but at least she was something to look at
Liam James
will we ever get a big budget movie again where a white girl is paired with a white boy?
Christian Lewis
She's gorgeous but annoying as fuck on that HBO show where she plays Reese Witherspoon's daughter.
Joseph Rodriguez
Better question is why would you pick an actress who can't act?
Jeremiah Smith
>because people will notice bad acting in a fucking pokemon movie
she didn't stuck me as particularly bad, she did the job
Luis Smith
Zig Forums made its opinion when the lead actor was announced. You can watch it yourself and make your own opinion or you can do something else.
Jaxson Williams
the problem was they didn't really use the mechanics of the game or battling or get the rpg party dynamic right
there was no typing relevance, so no strategy
no moment where a water pokemon steps in to btfo charizard or something
no pikachu electrocuting a mass of water
that's not even shit very young kids or people who don't know pokemon wouldn't get. That's self expanatory.
And they didn't really base the action around battling either. Instead of defeating a series of evil goons and then a climactic fight, the action is all just 'running away from crazy pokemon'.
and instead of having the main kid, with his two freinds, each with a few pokemon with varying usefulness in different situations, they just had two of them with one pokemon each.
There's no story-related evolution either.
These are all massive missed oppurtunities. It felt like a generic action film with pokemon wallpaper. It's a real shame because the way they realised the world and animated the pokemon and even the lead performances were all quite good.
the absolute worst thing about the film though was all the melodramatic whinging to a cgi object that the lead had to do. Seriously that's like all he does. It's painful.
Easton Jackson
nope.
Lucas King
>main leads are blonde girl and black mutt.
You know the answer to that.