ITT post the worst films you have ever seen

I saw that in theaters and holy fuck it was boring

>circle-jerking dialogue: the movie

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I forgot about this. Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie are pretty bad too.

Honestly, the only time this has every worked was "Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th"

Say whatever you want. It was shit.

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I watched good luck chuck with dane cook and somebody hot (jessica alba?) and after it was over was the first time I realized that my life was finite. in the span of one second I fully formed and internalized the thought "those are two hours of my life I'll never get back" and it was, unfortunately, one of the most important movie experiences of my life

every two hours is two hours you're not getting back

Probably Date Movie. Either that or the Time Machine.

yes, but dane cook slammed the entire concept of mortality into my adolescent brain with the speed and force of an express train with his shitty movie

Honestly that 4th Transformers was so shit. It was actually mind numbingly boring, which is the only thing it shouldn't be for being a Bay movie

>start remaking old monster and sci-fi films
>hire Larry "Kids" Clark to make one
for what purpose

>shitty spoof of what is already the fucking nadir of american comedy
sweet jesus

The Master of Disguise, w Dana Carvey

popular pick but terrible nonetheless

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Primer is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Was he not turtley enough for you?

>costumes by party city

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I saw that in theatre as a kid. My best buddy was so stoked for it

Kek

>marky mark

You only have yourself to blame. The man is a horrific actor.

>every two hours is two hours you're not getting back

Not true. If you spend two hours learning how to shoot a .38 and that is the difference between life and death in a home invasion then spending two hours could gain you decades of life.

I cant think of the worst film I've ever seen.. this one is the most recent bad one anyway.

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And I’m Chris “Super Deluxo-Kid” D’Elia.

any person that says Primer is cool or a good movie deserves a bullet to the back of the head

Is this supposed to be a dog version of agent cody banks?

Meet The Spartans
Worst film I've ever seen

Any stand up special that features one of Rogan's entourage. Particularly the fat guy without a shirt one.

I enjoyed a clip I saw from the JRE where they were all making fun of him because he was trying to act tough

I assume so. At least 10 years too late to be expecting kids to be getting Cody Banks references. Not like it would even have been a cool thing to do back then

Okja

I have it on DVD. I really liked it when I was younger.

What didn't you like about Okja user? I thought it was okay

That movie has a few good scenes in it though. Like the robbery and them beating the shit out of Ray Liotta and when Brad kills everyone.

Basic Instinct 2 though. Now that was a bad movie.

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looks kino

if I heard you say this in real life I'd kill you, no joke. I'd slit your throat

It was horribly inconsistent in terms of message to the point it was unbearable. He's a typical upper class leftist that's cognitively dissonant

fuck off
shit opinion
kys

I really really liked Primer.

you sound like a vietnam fucking shit