Very few people in the office know it, but when Jones was a teenager, he was a bully. No one liked him...

>Very few people in the office know it, but when Jones was a teenager, he was a bully. No one liked him, because he was a bully. There was a group of kids that felt unsafe around him, and so they came up with a plan to trick him. They invited him out to a party in a barn. It was a trap, Josh said. They beat him within an inch of his life. That's why his family moved to Austin.

>His whole family uprooted him and moved into a completely different city because of this crazy thing that happened to him. Josh said having those guys conspire against Alex by luring him to that party was the real reason he got obsessed with conspiracies. He had been the victim of one.

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the world gets what it deserves in the end

>true Hollywood stories
Yeah fucking right, if those little bullied fags had had it in them they wouldn't have got bullied in the first place

>by luring him to that party was the real reason he got obsessed with conspiracies. He had been the victim of one
fucking KINO

As kino as this storyline sounds, I highly doubt it. Alex doesn't really feel like he'd ever be a bully.

who is the chad in the picture?

Were they psychic vampires?

He was actually really good looking. Kinda reminds me of Ryan Gosling.

He got raped in a barn by fratboys? Too bad bro not good at all.

thisamericanlife.org/670/beware-the-jabberwock/act-two-4

multiple sources and reliable reporter

>doesn't know the parking lot story with STEVE

bill hicks

>Years passed. Life went on and people forgot about the incident. But then one day, one of the conspirators disappeared. Without a trace. Police had no clues, no leads. It's like he dropped off the face of he Earth. A few months later, another conspirator disappeared. Then a few weeks later, a third one. By then, the ones that were still left knew. They were being hunted.

I thought you were going to say they tricked him into taking huge amounts of LSD and that his name was actually bill hicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8

was he taking the bone broth in that time?

>and it turned out the people he was bullying were actually Obama supporters who told him that he will never be ballin and stop the interdimensional demons from waging spiritual warfare. Crazy how that is, it's like poverty.

youtube.com/watch?v=3HzoTkVfDpA

He's bill hicks tho

>oh and he's a jewish cuck/shill my fellow whites

I know everything. Alex is insane but he's not a bully. He's actually a very nice man.

>The scared shitless survivors had a secret meeting. What should they do? Should they go to the cops and confess everything? One conspirator said, fuck that. He got in his car and drove off, leaving town. His car was found by the police, abandoned on the side of a country road. Police never found the owner.

>I said, what's going on? But he came in behind me, and pretty much just rammed into the wall, and caused me to fall off balance. It dazed me. I was blurred vision. I could see him, but he picked me up, and I just went over headfirst, and knocked me out immediately. And started-- my body went into convulsions. I started flipping all over the ground. And he just kept stomping on my head, and kicking me in the head, and kicking me in the ear. Blood came out of my ears, and my nose, and everything.

>He was trying to kill me. Point blank. What other excuse is there? I got seven fractures to the skull and and a concussion, lost 20% of the hearing in my right ear. I live with a headache pretty much all the time. I get pretty bad headaches.

I don't know about that. Could be lying.

The Obama Deception is god tier kino

>bullies beat the shit out of a kid and then try to paint him as the totally real aggressor

more such cases than the OP

>International bankers purposefully engineered the worldwide financial meltdown to bankrupt the nations of the planet and bring in World Government.[2]
He's not wrong

thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript

cops, teachers and other students confirm it, he almost killed a kid so they did the same to him in return. he also thought he was the antichrist

If you have any familiarity with AJ you would know he was a massive faggot.
If you don't know that, you're also a massive faggot.

>he almost killed a kid

Post the police report, faggot. Do it now.

your altdaddy was a bullying victim i'm sorry you're coming to terms with this

>They get picked out one by one, in the end one last guy survives and seemingly kills Alex. The cops then arrest him, he's been framed for all the murders. He gets a text
>You don't like conspiracy theories ? You're in one now